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"I'm feeling a bit sleepy so I'll have a hot whiskey before bed,hold the cloves though "i have a lovely Teelings single grain here or a powers, both great hot,, a bit like yourself  | |||
"I’m cold and tired so would love a hot chocolate with baileys if it’s not too much to ask please? "would ma'am like to try that with a shot of gingerbread irish cream? | |||
" Good evening. A pint a Stella please captain "sorry pal we dont stock piss here at the Ginger, Sausage,, Go again,, well find you something that is actually beer | |||
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"I'm feeling a bit sleepy so I'll have a hot whiskey before bed,hold the cloves though i have a lovely Teelings single grain here or a powers, both great hot,, a bit like yourself"I'll have a powers please | |||
"Hahahah. What would you recommend? " well if Stella is your go2, id start you off slow, maybe bed or coors lite, but we dont have that piss here either,, there is a fridge in the corner for the Fab Ninjas to bring their own,, you ckuld use itvor try a Estrella Galicia, 1906,, Its as low as we go here.  | |||
"I'm feeling a bit sleepy so I'll have a hot whiskey before bed,hold the cloves though i have a lovely Teelings single grain here or a powers, both great hot,, a bit like yourself
I'll have a powers please ",,, big fan of your work (but sure you knew this) Cuming right up ma'am | |||
"I've had my wuotz of bacardi for the.night but.i will just have one last double for.good measure" have you the berry,,they reintroduced it,, feckers also killed off one of my favs and one of the worlds greatest drinks, XO patron | |||
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"I drink exactly half litre of bacRdi night. Npore or less thzts my ut of poing0" , im gonna need a local to translate this folks, English aint my 1st language  | |||
"Hey there barkeep. I'll take a bourbon this evening please. And the house sausage ", i have a few great ones here, and one or 2 nice bourbons 2 lol | |||
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"Hey there barkeep. I'll take a bourbon this evening please. And the house sausage , i have a few great ones here, and one or 2 nice bourbons 2 lol"Gimme your best. Please | |||
"I drink exactly half litre of bacRdi night. Npore or less thzts my ut of poing0, im gonna need a local to translate this folks, English aint my 1st language "I've drank.half a lite of bacardo and going to bed ne | |||
"Pint of Guinness " my man,,,  | |||
"7I drink exactly half litre of bacRdi night. Npore or less thzts my ut of poing0, im gonna need a local to translate this folks, English aint my 1st language I've drank.half a lite of bacardo and going to bed ne" ahh,
Sleep tight now,, bring a pint of water with you. | |||
"Hey there barkeep. I'll take a bourbon this evening please. And the house sausage , i have a few great ones here, and one or 2 nice bourbons 2 lol
Gimme your best. Please "bend over and throw one leg up on the bar so,, | |||
"Pint of Guinness my man,,, "I will be having the gallon | |||
"Pint of Guinness my man,,, I will be having the gallon "we have the good stuff 2 | |||
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"Pint of Guinness my man,,, I will be having the gallon we have the good stuff 2"pure honey | |||
"I'm feeling a bit sleepy so I'll have a hot whiskey before bed,hold the cloves though i have a lovely Teelings single grain here or a powers, both great hot,, a bit like yourself
I'll have a powers please ,,, big fan of your work (but sure you knew this)
Cuming right up ma'am "Ma'am my arse ,when have you ever heard an Irishman say ma'am...oh wait are we toning down the Irishness in this bar? | |||
"Grab a stool ? "and swing yourself up onto it,, or my lap if you perfer,, Hola and welcome,, | |||
"I'm feeling a bit sleepy so I'll have a hot whiskey before bed,hold the cloves though i have a lovely Teelings single grain here or a powers, both great hot,, a bit like yourself
I'll have a powers please ,,, big fan of your work (but sure you knew this)
Cuming right up ma'am
Ma'am my arse ,when have you ever heard an Irishman say ma'am...oh wait are we toning down the Irishness in this bar?"susssht, i have my Dallas boots on,, Come up with a code of something ya mad Yoke ya | |||
"Hey there barkeep. I'll take a bourbon this evening please. And the house sausage , i have a few great ones here, and one or 2 nice bourbons 2 lol
Gimme your best. Please bend over and throw one leg up on the bar so,, "Yes sir | |||
"I'm feeling a bit sleepy so I'll have a hot whiskey before bed,hold the cloves though i have a lovely Teelings single grain here or a powers, both great hot,, a bit like yourself
I'll have a powers please ,,, big fan of your work (but sure you knew this)
Cuming right up ma'am
Ma'am my arse ,when have you ever heard an Irishman say ma'am...oh wait are we toning down the Irishness in this bar?"and speaking of arse | |||
"Hey there barkeep. I'll take a bourbon this evening please. And the house sausage , i have a few great ones here, and one or 2 nice bourbons 2 lol
Gimme your best. Please bend over and throw one leg up on the bar so,,
Yes sir "Big fan of your work | |||
"Grab a stool ? and swing yourself up onto it,, or my lap if you perfer,,
Hola and welcome,, "Ah, wrong stool!! I'll try your lap I think. | |||
"Hey there barkeep. I'll take a bourbon this evening please. And the house sausage , i have a few great ones here, and one or 2 nice bourbons 2 lol
Gimme your best. Please bend over and throw one leg up on the bar so,,
Yes sir
Big fan of your work"
Ditto | |||
"Hey there barkeep. I'll take a bourbon this evening please. And the house sausage , i have a few great ones here, and one or 2 nice bourbons 2 lol
Gimme your best. Please bend over and throw one leg up on the bar so,,
Yes sir
Big fan of your work
Ditto" | |||
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"I'm feeling a bit sleepy so I'll have a hot whiskey before bed,hold the cloves though i have a lovely Teelings single grain here or a powers, both great hot,, a bit like yourself
I'll have a powers please ,,, big fan of your work (but sure you knew this)
Cuming right up ma'am
Ma'am my arse ,when have you ever heard an Irishman say ma'am...oh wait are we toning down the Irishness in this bar? susssht, i have my Dallas boots on,,
Come up with a code of something ya mad Yoke ya "Ok ok are the shamrocks in the shade then? | |||
"Hot milk and brandy for me please, no sugar" now i haven't heard that in years, dicky tummy?? | |||
"I'm feeling a bit sleepy so I'll have a hot whiskey before bed,hold the cloves though i have a lovely Teelings single grain here or a powers, both great hot,, a bit like yourself
I'll have a powers please ,,, big fan of your work (but sure you knew this)
Cuming right up ma'am
Ma'am my arse ,when have you ever heard an Irishman say ma'am...oh wait are we toning down the Irishness in this bar? susssht, i have my Dallas boots on,,
Come up with a code of something ya mad Yoke ya
Ok ok are the shamrocks in the shade then?"never,, | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong " i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, "I can't sing so who here can do the singing | |||
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"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing "I'll sing. If I may? | |||
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"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?"I was about to go to bed! But want to hear you sing
J | |||
"Grab a stool ? "Just - nawww. Boak | |||
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"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?"good what you going to sing | |||
(no that was not intended to be filthy either before anyone says it) | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?
I was about to go to bed! But want to hear you sing
J" | |||
"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x" never too late in a lock in | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing"Give me a song... | |||
"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x" never, grab a stool or a armchair by the fire, what would the lady like | |||
"Dammit am I too late " you are not too late | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?"fire away, Ill do a counting crows cover after you,, or a JJ Grey, | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may? fire away,
Ill do a counting crows cover after you,, or a JJ Grey, "I'd love to hear either | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing
Give me a song..."wild rover | |||
"There's 3 Irish people in this pub it's never too late one of us will let ye in the back door (no that was not intended to be filthy either before anyone says it)"no1 getting near my back door,, Just saying, | |||
"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x never, grab a stool or a armchair by the fire, what would the lady like" How about an Irish black russian please, that should do the trick! I would sit in the armchair but it appears you are already there! | |||
"There's 3 Irish people in this pub it's never too late one of us will let ye in the back door (no that was not intended to be filthy either before anyone says it) no1 getting near my back door,,
Just saying, "me either  | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing
Give me a song..."Me & Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin style  | |||
"Dammit am I too late " Ha. There’s never a too late. Just bad timing. | |||
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"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may? fire away,
Ill do a counting crows cover after you,, or a JJ Grey,
I'd love to hear either"Hmmm hmmm I lit out from Reno, Was trailed by twenty hounds, I didn't get to sleep that night, 'Til the morning came around. Set out runnin' but I take my time, A friend of the devil is a friend of mine, If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight. I ran into the devil, He loaned me twenty bills, I spent the night in Utah, In a cave up in the hills. Set out runnin' but I take my time, A friend of the devil is a friend of mine, If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight. I ran down to the levee, But the devil caught me there, He took my twenty dollar bill, And he vanished in the air. Set out runnin' but I take my time, A friend of the devil is a friend of mine, If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight. Got two reasons why I cry, Away each lonely night, The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie, And she's my hearts delight, The second one is prison, baby, The sheriff's on my trail, And if he catches up to me, I'll spend my life in jail. Yeah I got a wife in Chino, babe, And one in Cherokee, The first one says she's got my child, But it don't look like me. Set out runnin' but I take my time, A friend of the devil is a friend of mine, If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight. Got two reasons why I cry, Away each lonely night, The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie, And she's my hearts delight, The second one is prison, baby, The sheriff's on my trail, And if he catches up to me, I'll spend my life in jail. Yeah I said I got a wife in Chino, babe, And one in Cherokee, The first one says she's got my child, But it don't look like me. Set out runnin' but I take my time, A friend of the devil is a friend of mine, If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonightttttttttttt. | |||
"There's 3 Irish people in this pub it's never too late one of us will let ye in the back door (no that was not intended to be filthy either before anyone says it) no1 getting near my back door,,
Just saying, me either "You two are not being very hospitable tut tut  | |||
"There's 3 Irish people in this pub it's never too late one of us will let ye in the back door (no that was not intended to be filthy either before anyone says it) no1 getting near my back door,,
Just saying, me either
You two are not being very hospitable tut tut "that is off limits that door is shut | |||
"There's 3 Irish people in this pub it's never too late one of us will let ye in the back door (no that was not intended to be filthy either before anyone says it) no1 getting near my back door,,
Just saying, me either
You two are not being very hospitable tut tut "its up to you so sexy arse,, Take one for the team,, Ill hold your hand if you need me,, | |||
"Black bushmills please. Need to warm my feet by the fire. Old bones" coming right up sir | |||
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"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x never, grab a stool or a armchair by the fire, what would the lady like How about an Irish black russian please, that should do the trick! I would sit in the armchair but it appears you are already there!" well of course i am,, sit up here with me, or keep my seat warm while i go make up your drink,, ill be back in a moment. | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing
Give me a song...
Me & Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin style "ohhhh yea please | |||
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"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing
Give me a song...wild rover "Oh yes!
I've been a wild rover for many's the year
And I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I went to an alehouse I used to frequent
I told the landlady my money was spent
I ask her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a custom as yours I can have any day
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I brought from me pocket ten sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
She said:'I have whiskeys and wines of the best
And the words that you told me were only in jest'
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And when they've caressed me, as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more | |||
"If it’s not too much trouble, could you please make me a tequila sunrise? and whatever the sexy lady over in the corner desires. " right on it Sir | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing
Give me a song...wild rover
Oh yes!
I've been a wild rover for many's the year
And I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I went to an alehouse I used to frequent
I told the landlady my money was spent
I ask her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a custom as yours I can have any day
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I brought from me pocket ten sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
She said:'I have whiskeys and wines of the best
And the words that you told me were only in jest'
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And when they've caressed me, as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more " | |||
"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x never, grab a stool or a armchair by the fire, what would the lady like How about an Irish black russian please, that should do the trick! I would sit in the armchair but it appears you are already there! well of course i am,, sit up here with me, or keep my seat warm while i go make up your drink,, ill be back in a moment. " Oh well, I will sit on your lap then, may I have a sip of whatever you have please | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing
Give me a song...wild rover
Oh yes!
I've been a wild rover for many's the year
And I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I went to an alehouse I used to frequent
I told the landlady my money was spent
I ask her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a custom as yours I can have any day
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I brought from me pocket ten sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
She said:'I have whiskeys and wines of the best
And the words that you told me were only in jest'
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And when they've caressed me, as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more "great song from a sexy lady | |||
"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing
Give me a song...
Me & Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin style ohhhh yea please "Julie makes the great choices... Gimme a sec... Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for a train When I's feelin' near as faded as my jeans Bobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rained And rode us all the way into New Orleans I pulled my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana I's playin' soft while Bobby sang the blues Windshield wipers slappin' time, I's holdin' Bobby's hand in mine We sang every song that driver knew Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose Nothin', don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free, no-no And feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues You know feelin' good was good enough for me Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee From the Kentucky coal mine to the California sun There Bobby shared the secrets of my soul Through all kinds of weather, through everything we done Yeah, Bobby baby, kept me from the cold One day up near Salinas, Lord, I let him slip away He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it But, I'd trade all of my tomorrows, for one single yesterday To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me, yeah But feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues That feelin' good was good enough for me, mmm-hmm Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee La-da-da, la-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Bobby McGee, yeah La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da La, la-la-la-da-da- Bobby McGee, oh yeah La-da-da, la-da-da, la, da-da, la, da-da La-da-da, la-da-da, la-di-da Hey now, Bobby now, now Bobby McGee, yeah Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, lo-da-da, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na Hey now, Bobby now, now Bobby McGee, yeah Well, I wanna call him my lover, call him my man I said, I call him my lover, did the best I can, come on Hey now, Bobby now, hey now Bobby McGee, yeah Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, oh Hey-hey-hey, Bobby McGee, Lord
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"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x never, grab a stool or a armchair by the fire, what would the lady like How about an Irish black russian please, that should do the trick! I would sit in the armchair but it appears you are already there! well of course i am,, sit up here with me, or keep my seat warm while i go make up your drink,, ill be back in a moment. Oh well, I will sit on your lap then, may I have a sip of whatever you have please "Guinness with a Blue spot chaser | |||
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"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing
Give me a song...wild rover
Oh yes!
I've been a wild rover for many's the year
And I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I went to an alehouse I used to frequent
I told the landlady my money was spent
I ask her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a custom as yours I can have any day
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I brought from me pocket ten sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
She said:'I have whiskeys and wines of the best
And the words that you told me were only in jest'
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And when they've caressed me, as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more "That just reminds me of Uni! Lots and lots of Irish there and singing after the rugby! | |||
"Oh and one for not so posh.. "Why Logan... you charmer | |||
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"Who has the guitar for the singsong i have a mouth organ, actually i havec2 organs, I can't sing so who here can do the singing
I'll sing. If I may?good what you going to sing
Give me a song...wild rover
Oh yes!
I've been a wild rover for many's the year
And I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I went to an alehouse I used to frequent
I told the landlady my money was spent
I ask her for credit, she answered me nay
Such a custom as yours I can have any day
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I brought from me pocket ten sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
She said:'I have whiskeys and wines of the best
And the words that you told me were only in jest'
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And when they've caressed me, as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more
That just reminds me of Uni! Lots and lots of Irish there and singing after the rugby! "Reminds me of my Da... he was always playing it | |||
"Been to a very boring social meeting, train just pulled in, I spotted your shutters were closed but he scaly at the back door let me in.. Serving still? Pint of northern monk if you have it squire? Otherwise I’ll take the neck oil.. x Oh and one for yourself… " , coming right up my man, just opened a bottle of blue spot, would sir care to try? | |||
"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x never, grab a stool or a armchair by the fire, what would the lady like How about an Irish black russian please, that should do the trick! I would sit in the armchair but it appears you are already there! well of course i am,, sit up here with me, or keep my seat warm while i go make up your drink,, ill be back in a moment. Oh well, I will sit on your lap then, may I have a sip of whatever you have please Guinness with a Blue spot chaser"Are you saying I would squish the breath out of you? Charming! | |||
"Oh and one for not so posh..
Why Logan... you charmer "You look like you’ve had a good night? Jukebox still working? Fancy a dance? | |||
"What am I drinking mate? ",, what ever you want my man once it aint piss, You want to try the 1906? | |||
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"Oh and one for not so posh..
Why Logan... you charmer
You look like you’ve had a good night? Jukebox still working? Fancy a dance? "Always... sing with me? | |||
"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x never, grab a stool or a armchair by the fire, what would the lady like How about an Irish black russian please, that should do the trick! I would sit in the armchair but it appears you are already there! well of course i am,, sit up here with me, or keep my seat warm while i go make up your drink,, ill be back in a moment. Oh well, I will sit on your lap then, may I have a sip of whatever you have please Guinness with a Blue spot chaser
Are you saying I would squish the breath out of you?
Charming! "not at all, im a big boy with big GAA thighs,, do your worst | |||
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"How about the black velvet band " Tis the sounds of my childhood... In a neat little town they call Belfast Apprentice to a trade I was bound And many's an hour's sweet happiness Have I spent in this neat little town. A sad misfortune came over me Which caused me to stray from the land Far away from my friends and relations Betrayed by the black velvet band. Her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band. I took a stroll down Broadway Meaning not long for to stay When who should I meet but this pretty fair maid Came a traipsing along the highway She was both fair and handsome Her neck it was just like a swans' And her hair is hung over her shoulder Tied up with a black velvet band. Her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band. I took a stroll with this pretty fair maid And the gentleman passing us by Well I knew she meant the doing of him By the look in her roguish black eye A gold watch she took from his pocket And placed it right into my hand And the very first thing I said was Bad 'cess to the black velvet band. Her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band. Before the judge and the jury Next morning I had to appear And the judge he said to me 'Young man Your case is proven clear' We'll give you seven years penal servitude To be spent far away from the land Far away from your friends and companions Betrayed by the black velvet band. Her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band. | |||
"Of course, do you know any westlife? " Honey... I was a teenager in the 90s... what do you think? | |||
"Of course, do you know any westlife? " fffk that, i draw the line there, if that muck gets played im reopening the tills and charging X2 lol | |||
"How about the black velvet band Tis the sounds of my childhood... In a neat little town they call Belfast Apprentice to a trade I was bound And many's an hour's sweet happiness Have I spent in this neat little town. A sad misfortune came over me Which caused me to stray from the land Far away from my friends and relations Betrayed by the black velvet band. Her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band. I took a stroll down Broadway Meaning not long for to stay When who should I meet but this pretty fair maid Came a traipsing along the highway She was both fair and handsome Her neck it was just like a swans' And her hair is hung over her shoulder Tied up with a black velvet band. Her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band. I took a stroll with this pretty fair maid And the gentleman passing us by Well I knew she meant the doing of him By the look in her roguish black eye A gold watch she took from his pocket And placed it right into my hand And the very first thing I said was Bad 'cess to the black velvet band. Her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band. Before the judge and the jury Next morning I had to appear And the judge he said to me 'Young man Your case is proven clear' We'll give you seven years penal servitude To be spent far away from the land Far away from your friends and companions Betrayed by the black velvet band. Her eyes they shone like diamonds I thought her the queen of the land And her hair hung over her shoulders Tied up with a black velvet band." a great sing song | |||
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"Having seen the thread, I don’t know anymore… " We can just dance then | |||
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"Of course, do you know any westlife? fffk that, i draw the line there, if that muck gets played im reopening the tills and charging X2 lol"go on we all secretly like a bit of westlife | |||
"Of course, do you know any westlife? fffk that, i draw the line there, if that muck gets played im reopening the tills and charging X2 lol"Dammit... how will I pay my tab? I'm skint. And singing isn't bringing in the cash... | |||
"Of course, do you know any westlife? fffk that, i draw the line there, if that muck gets played im reopening the tills and charging X2 lolgo on we all secretly like a bit of westlife "I was in a westlife tribute band… key change in coast to coast was to die for.. | |||
"Of course, do you know any westlife? fffk that, i draw the line there, if that muck gets played im reopening the tills and charging X2 lol
Dammit... how will I pay my tab? I'm skint. And singing isn't bringing in the cash..."Throw the other leg up on the bar and hold on for dear life,, | |||
"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x never, grab a stool or a armchair by the fire, what would the lady like How about an Irish black russian please, that should do the trick! I would sit in the armchair but it appears you are already there! well of course i am,, sit up here with me, or keep my seat warm while i go make up your drink,, ill be back in a moment. Oh well, I will sit on your lap then, may I have a sip of whatever you have please Guinness with a Blue spot chaser
Are you saying I would squish the breath out of you?
Charming! not at all, im a big boy with big GAA thighs,, do your worst"Oh my worst can be some of my best work! Here, let me sip that Blue Spot and you can do the chasing | |||
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"Am I too late for a drink? Sleep eludes me x never, grab a stool or a armchair by the fire, what would the lady like How about an Irish black russian please, that should do the trick! I would sit in the armchair but it appears you are already there! well of course i am,, sit up here with me, or keep my seat warm while i go make up your drink,, ill be back in a moment. Oh well, I will sit on your lap then, may I have a sip of whatever you have please Guinness with a Blue spot chaser
Are you saying I would squish the breath out of you?
Charming! not at all, im a big boy with big GAA thighs,, do your worst Oh my worst can be some of my best work!
Here, let me sip that Blue Spot and you can do the chasing " | |||
"Of course, do you know any westlife? fffk that, i draw the line there, if that muck gets played im reopening the tills and charging X2 lolgo on we all secretly like a bit of westlife
I was in a westlife tribute band… key change in coast to coast was to die for.. "Be still my fluttering fangina | |||
"Don't stop even for the right thing Does it matter what I say? My whole world was by that river Flowing off to meet the sea each day I don't want to move away, mm-mh Look at me and you say "What's wrong boy?" What else do you want me to say? I don't want to leave tomorrow Been and gone, but I belong here now Your big world can wait another day, yeah Brighter days, where did they go Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, where did they go Brighter days, where did they go Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, yeah I am hopeful for where I'm going But I belong in The South That was where I was born a poor boy Living life like there's no end in sight Even so I've done without, yeah Brighter days where did they go? Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, where did they go, yeah Brighter days, where did they go Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, where did they go? Boy, you're 'bout to hit the bottom Brighter days where did they go? Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, where did they go Boy, you're 'bout to hit the bottom Brighter days, where did they go Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, go-oh-oh-ohhh Brighter days, hit the bottom, the bottom, the bottom, the bottom I feel alone, I feel I'm movin' there To a land you never saw, and I see you bout' to hit the bottom Lord help me move away to a land you never saw and I see Brighter days, where did they go? Da-da-da-da-da-da, Lord have mercy Brighter days, where did they go? Brighter days, where did they go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go? Brighter days, hit the bottom, the bottom, the bottom, the bottom" a singing barkeep and a singing bar wench... the perfect pairing | |||
"Of course, do you know any westlife? fffk that, i draw the line there, if that muck gets played im reopening the tills and charging X2 lolgo on we all secretly like a bit of westlife
I was in a westlife tribute band… key change in coast to coast was to die for..
Be still my fluttering fangina
"we all belt it out in our cars | |||
"Of course, do you know any westlife? fffk that, i draw the line there, if that muck gets played im reopening the tills and charging X2 lolgo on we all secretly like a bit of westlife
I was in a westlife tribute band… key change in coast to coast was to die for..
Be still my fluttering fangina
we all belt it out in our cars "Well obviously! | |||
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"What are the sleeping arrangements in this pub " Whos sleeping? | |||
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"What are the sleeping arrangements in this pub Whos sleeping? " can't be driving home after this session | |||
"Don't stop even for the right thing Does it matter what I say? My whole world was by that river Flowing off to meet the sea each day I don't want to move away, mm-mh Look at me and you say "What's wrong boy?" What else do you want me to say? I don't want to leave tomorrow Been and gone, but I belong here now Your big world can wait another day, yeah Brighter days, where did they go Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, where did they go Brighter days, where did they go Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, yeah I am hopeful for where I'm going But I belong in The South That was where I was born a poor boy Living life like there's no end in sight Even so I've done without, yeah Brighter days where did they go? Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, where did they go, yeah Brighter days, where did they go Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, where did they go? Boy, you're 'bout to hit the bottom Brighter days where did they go? Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, Lord I'll never see Brighter days, where did they go Boy, you're 'bout to hit the bottom Brighter days, where did they go Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, go-oh-oh-ohhh Brighter days, hit the bottom, the bottom, the bottom, the bottom I feel alone, I feel I'm movin' there To a land you never saw, and I see you bout' to hit the bottom Lord help me move away to a land you never saw and I see Brighter days, where did they go? Da-da-da-da-da-da, Lord have mercy Brighter days, where did they go? Brighter days, where did they go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go? Brighter days, hit the bottom, the bottom, the bottom, the bottom a singing barkeep and a singing bar wench... the perfect pairing "lol | |||
"What are the sleeping arrangements in this pub Whos sleeping? can't be driving home after this session " ,, there is a cot room out back | |||
"What are the sleeping arrangements in this pub Whos sleeping? can't be driving home after this session ,, there is a cot room out back" incase I get sleepy | |||
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"Did the singing clear the room or did you all fall asleep? "maybe we all went to the cot room in the back | |||
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