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So... grab your mates. Tell them your secret crushes. And get them to spill the beans (anonymously of course)
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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Thought I’d get one going again ready to post any messages |
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Thanks for restarting! I'm in as a potential object of desire and as a postie xx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm in... but I'm working so I should be a bit slow at posting messages (in reality I'll be fine, as I'm not enjoying the work) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in as both. This should be hilarious |
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Mr sprout my sexy friend say
Mr sprout I’ve got a slot you can fill |
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Jessicagrace Jessicagrace. My handsome mate wants me to pass this on to you
Could you let Jessicagrace know I cannot wait for her to take a seat in my face. Long overdue x |
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"Mr sprout my sexy friend say
Mr sprout I’ve got a slot you can fill "
Winner! I’m out now |
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Rugbystar22 my lovely lady friend want me to tell you
Rugbystar22 that it may not be all sunshine and roses right now but there are plenty of ladies who might well be interested in him |
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"Jessicagrace Jessicagrace. My handsome mate wants me to pass this on to you
Could you let Jessicagrace know I cannot wait for her to take a seat in my face. Long overdue x"
.... who dis. |
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Order! Order! Now I have your attention my sexxxy mate wants me to pass this on at lightning speed
Please tell Order66 I'd like to see him disorderly please
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Let's have a gander whos about, you never know but then you do... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell _essicagrace she has some stunning photos and I have a huge girl crush on her |
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Lucky fucker!! From a diamond
"_eardedman7 you look like you'd make a great seat for me and my gal pal " |
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"Tell _essicagrace she has some stunning photos and I have a huge girl crush on her"
I probably have a girl crush on you too I fancy like all the fourm femmes |
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Fucking busy postie you lucky ducks owe me..
"Dirtydevil666 I fancy two horns tonight. You game?" |
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"Lucky fucker!! From a diamond
"_eardedman7 you look like you'd make a great seat for me and my gal pal ""
Drop me a message and let’s arrange x |
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"Fucking busy postie you lucky ducks owe me..
"Dirtydevil666 I fancy two horns tonight. You game?""
I say Hell yea |
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Can you tell _reeneyes1983 he really suits the green wellies but looks much better out off them
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Just in from hot smoking hot mate
_reeneyes1983 I'd like you to wear me like a glove puppet
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please tell _bwlady123
Those curves and arse need to be sat on me taking a ride.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in if that's ok |
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POSH. This cheeky chappy has asked
Is there a position in Sydney university that i can fill?
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"please tell _bwlady123
Those curves and arse need to be sat on me taking a ride.."
Hope your built well then lol |
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"I’m just here to fill a slot "
Im just here to have my slot filled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"POSH. This cheeky chappy has asked
Is there a position in Sydney university that i can fill?
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Depends on your qualifications |
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My friend says Please tell ImTheMrJ that if he happens to slip in... he should slip into me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gwildor my sexy lady friend wants me to pass this on
Tell Gwildor he looks sturdy... May I climb him like a tree?"
Tell your sexy lil friend that my nickname is The Oak and she can perch herself firmly on my trunk anytime |
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yournextdistraction
My friend would love to fill your slot |
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LeaveaLoad, it sounds like some more pictures are required for this lovely lady
I'm a little upset you didn't zoom out a bit in the last picture in your gallery, and tilt the camera down, just a smidge |
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"yournextdistraction
My friend would love to fill your slot "
See you next Tuesday? |
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BELLA, HEY BELLA!!!!
Could you discreetly tell Bella that picture of her in the shower has me over thinking.
I have images of being behind her, kneeling down, running my fingertips down the back of her legs.
Then lifting one high enough so I can nibble and tease her inner thighs |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Bella Bella Bella Bella Bella.
My fit as fuck mate says...
Can you tell bellaseas
I would walk those million miles to meet her
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Gwildor, a beautiful lady would like you to know that you are a mountain of a man and one she would like to climb
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POSH. Another one for you. This hunky fella wants me to pass this your way
I'm looking forward to ecperiencing you lower yourself onto me as I watch you face express delight in each inch, then start to grind your hips as I pull your head back with your hair and make you scream in delight, lets make that van start a rocking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gwildor, a beautiful lady would like you to know that you are a mountain of a man and one she would like to climb
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Gulp and Wow. Please feel free to ride the cable car to the top
And please message |
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Bellaseas this ones for you
I don't think you would be hard work and, the dedication would be worth the feel your warm presence and discovering you inner beauty as well as experiencing and exploring every part of your outer beauty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LeaveaLoad, it sounds like some more pictures are required for this lovely lady
I'm a little upset you didn't zoom out a bit in the last picture in your gallery, and tilt the camera down, just a smidge"
Fair enough, advice duly noted! Haha |
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Been an absent postie this was left for the last thread
Message for Nora
Are you a celebrity look a like? I’ve never done the sex with a celebrity before |
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Immrj, incoming for you from my super sexy mate
Can you tell immrj
Choke me papi my goodness you're hot |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"POSH. Another one for you. This hunky fella wants me to pass this your way
I'm looking forward to ecperiencing you lower yourself onto me as I watch you face express delight in each inch, then start to grind your hips as I pull your head back with your hair and make you scream in delight, lets make that van start a rocking."
Well...
Gulp...
Ok |
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Magicfingers this hot hot mate of mine wants to know
_agicfingers1 how many of those fingers are magic? |
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"Mr sprout my sexy friend say
Mr sprout I’ve got a slot you can fill
Winner! I’m out now "
I was joking when i said I was out by the way |
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POSH. Popular as always. This is passed on from a wonderful gentleman
I am wanting her to zoom up the motorway in my direction as i love a bit of _otsoposh |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
EM! You got mail from a hottie
Can you let seducing Em know she is putting the HOT in hotwife...jeez xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In
Meh
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"POSH. Popular as always. This is passed on from a wonderful gentleman
I am wanting her to zoom up the motorway in my direction as i love a bit of _otsoposh"
Which motorway? I can't go fast... I got points already |
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My lovely friend wants me to tell
To all those who regularly join and don't receive a message...you all amazing, sexy beautiful people. Keep fabbing keep being amazing.... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
From my sexy mate...
To Bigfoot77: oooft those thighs |
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Clacton65 my sexy mate has a dilemma
Can you tell clacton65 that his pictures are making me hungry but i can’t decide what I want in my mouth first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you tell greeneyes
"I cant believe I haven't spotted his profile yet, I wanna take those red pants off with my teeth.
Add more to your bio pls I wanna know you more."
Thanks!
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"Magicfingers this hot hot mate of mine wants to know
_agicfingers1 how many of those fingers are magic? "
All of them.....but the ones on the right are better |
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Bbwlady123 incoming from my charming mate
Bbwlady. Can I massage your bad foot and maybe next time you can land on me |
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"Immrj, incoming for you from my super sexy mate
Can you tell immrj
Choke me papi my goodness you're hot"
Shucks, I'm blushing now
Thank you for the compliment, it's appreciated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In case no one’s told you today you’re all amazing… Keep on shining
Message to all from dapper gent of forums |
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From a beautiful friend
One for Mr Sprout: do you taste just as good as your namesake when done right? |
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POSH return message
M62 - worth the points!
Definitely worth the points I say |
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"Been an absent postie this was left for the last thread
Message for Nora
Are you a celebrity look a like? I’ve never done the sex with a celebrity before"
In my haste to rectify my lateness I forgot to add that the person who sent this message is very very handsome |
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"From a beautiful friend
One for Mr Sprout: do you taste just as good as your namesake when done right?"
Thank you Ems beautiful friend good question. I think there is only 1 way to find out |
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"From my sexy mate...
To Bigfoot77: oooft those thighs"
Thanks Posh. Tell your sexy mate she's welcome to rub oil on them |
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Oh my i got a message....
Please feel free to say hi and i will tell you whatever you want |
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"EM! You got mail from a hottie
Can you let seducing Em know she is putting the HOT in hotwife...jeez xx"
Thank you mysterious hottie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love to hear from the ladies who sent me messages |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"POSH return message
M62 - worth the points!
Definitely worth the points I say "
Oooh. That's that way... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
I'm in.
And don't worry ladies - there's plenty of me to go around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clacton65 my sexy mate has a dilemma
Can you tell clacton65 that his pictures are making me hungry but i can’t decide what I want in my mouth first "
KFC
Bucket |
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It appears altruism is in force tonight...
A gent wanted me to say...
To those who feel like they get overlooked. Your gem/gems of fab are out there for you all. Don't be disheartened. Your all one in a million people, unique and beautiful in your own ways, own that and rock it..you sexy mofo's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"It appears altruism is in force tonight...
A gent wanted me to say...
To those who feel like they get overlooked. Your gem/gems of fab are out there for you all. Don't be disheartened. Your all one in a million people, unique and beautiful in your own ways, own that and rock it..you sexy mofo's" I actualy don't know if this makes me feel worse, i didn't care before but now I will sit in the corner with nothing but my shadow and cheescake. |
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"It appears altruism is in force tonight...
A gent wanted me to say...
To those who feel like they get overlooked. Your gem/gems of fab are out there for you all. Don't be disheartened. Your all one in a million people, unique and beautiful in your own ways, own that and rock it..you sexy mofo's I actualy don't know if this makes me feel worse, i didn't care before but now I will sit in the corner with nothing but my shadow and cheescake. "
It landed with you for a reason..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does she know any |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
Happy to play along and play postie as well |
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I'm in to be fancied, and play postie |
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I'll be in while I wallow in the meh feeling |
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"It appears altruism is in force tonight...
A gent wanted me to say...
To those who feel like they get overlooked. Your gem/gems of fab are out there for you all. Don't be disheartened. Your all one in a million people, unique and beautiful in your own ways, own that and rock it..you sexy mofo's I actualy don't know if this makes me feel worse, i didn't care before but now I will sit in the corner with nothing but my shadow and cheescake. "
Can I join you can share the cheesecake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out now due to go home soon
Kevin the quasquai has decided not to start
Have to open the bonnet see what’s occurring
Have fun
Out |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"It appears altruism is in force tonight...
A gent wanted me to say...
To those who feel like they get overlooked. Your gem/gems of fab are out there for you all. Don't be disheartened. Your all one in a million people, unique and beautiful in your own ways, own that and rock it..you sexy mofo's I actualy don't know if this makes me feel worse, i didn't care before but now I will sit in the corner with nothing but my shadow and cheescake.
It landed with you for a reason....." More cheescake for me. |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"It appears altruism is in force tonight...
A gent wanted me to say...
To those who feel like they get overlooked. Your gem/gems of fab are out there for you all. Don't be disheartened. Your all one in a million people, unique and beautiful in your own ways, own that and rock it..you sexy mofo's I actualy don't know if this makes me feel worse, i didn't care before but now I will sit in the corner with nothing but my shadow and cheescake.
Can I join you can share the cheesecake " Of course, with you me and my shadow, it will be like a threesome. |
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"Out now due to go home soon
Kevin the quasquai has decided not to start
Have to open the bonnet see what’s occurring
Have fun
Out "
Good luck |
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"It appears altruism is in force tonight...
A gent wanted me to say...
To those who feel like they get overlooked. Your gem/gems of fab are out there for you all. Don't be disheartened. Your all one in a million people, unique and beautiful in your own ways, own that and rock it..you sexy mofo's I actualy don't know if this makes me feel worse, i didn't care before but now I will sit in the corner with nothing but my shadow and cheescake.
Can I join you can share the cheesecake Of course, with you me and my shadow, it will be like a threesome."
Well share the wealth brother |
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_reytothefairies My friend wants you to know
if she wants a friendly ear im here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I still in? |
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"Am I still in?"
I can never tell with you |
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_reytothefairies My friend wants to know are them tentacle anygood |
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"_reytothefairies My friend wants to know are them tentacle anygood "
They're fucking amazing and I really should stop spending so much money on them. It's cutting into my shoe budget these days |
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"_reytothefairies My friend wants you to know
if she wants a friendly ear im here"
That's hard to interpret when here is undefined.
But I'm okay thank you. I'll wallow as long as I need to process and then let my people help me back out when I'm ready |
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One for the lovely OP :
Can you rell bbwlady she is making me smile |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It appears altruism is in force tonight...
A gent wanted me to say...
To those who feel like they get overlooked. Your gem/gems of fab are out there for you all. Don't be disheartened. Your all one in a million people, unique and beautiful in your own ways, own that and rock it..you sexy mofo's I actualy don't know if this makes me feel worse, i didn't care before but now I will sit in the corner with nothing but my shadow and cheescake. "
I'll sit on you |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Out now due to go home soon
Kevin the quasquai has decided not to start
Have to open the bonnet see what’s occurring
Have fun
Out "
Good luck |
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"One for the lovely OP :
Can you rell bbwlady she is making me smile"
Awww glad I could make someone smile |
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Op incoming for you gourgous lady
Can you tell _bwlady123 she is making me smile |
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Preytothe Fairies
"Tongue. Punch. You know the rest"
Hope that makes more sense to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d do anything for Redfordanger |
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"Preytothe Fairies
"Tongue. Punch. You know the rest"
Hope that makes more sense to you"
It makes enough sense to flood a basement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I'll pop myself back in here for a bit as I've been evicted from the Meh thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will _otsoposh reply? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In and happy to be postie for you wonderful people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will _otsoposh reply?"
Says rugbystar |
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I have been tasked with letting NSP know that the prospect of a seafood date would help a certain (hot) gent deal with this terrible ringing in his ears... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will _otsoposh reply?
Says rugbystar"
Lol
Don’t think supposed to mention names |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oops |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh I'll pop myself back in here for a bit as I've been evicted from the Meh thread "
Awww... that's cos Julie is joining a mood |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Will _otsoposh reply?"
To what though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t know ! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have been tasked with letting NSP know that the prospect of a seafood date would help a certain (hot) gent deal with this terrible ringing in his ears..."
I too suffer from tinnitus... no don't think seafood has ever helped. Worth a try though |
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Ask prey to the fairies...
Has she used...
I want you to throat fuck me like covid yet |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Whats the rules again?"
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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"Ask prey to the fairies...
Has she used...
I want you to throat fuck me like covid yet"
I have said fuck my throat harder than covid to someone on the way to somewhere private |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My sexy mate says...
tell _bwlady123 her body would drive me crazy |
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"My sexy mate says...
tell _bwlady123 her body would drive me crazy"
Drives me crazy to |
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I'm back and promise to be a better postie this time
Em x |
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Aquaman my friend said
Tell aqua man he’s definitely making me wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been awhile so I'm in |
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I have been asked twice to tell NSP she needs to sit on his ...
However neither message had anything beyond the ... So it could be anything |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have been asked twice to tell NSP she needs to sit on his ...
However neither message had anything beyond the ... So it could be anything "
Chair?
Bed?
Washing line?
Tentacles? |
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In, please, if it isn't too late, as postie as well as - maybe, if the stars are right - recipient. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been asked twice to tell NSP she needs to sit on his ...
However neither message had anything beyond the ... So it could be anything
Chair?
Bed?
Washing line?
Tentacles?" would say face but you dont like Oral |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have been asked twice to tell NSP she needs to sit on his ...
However neither message had anything beyond the ... So it could be anything
Chair?
Bed?
Washing line?
Tentacles?
would say face but you dont like Oral"
True! (Maybe with exceptions) |
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Off to bed so I’m out. Have fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for both for another 45 mins |
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I have been asked to inform Elephantis that a very lovely lady would like to drink from his cup. By cup she means penis. By drink she means swallow. |
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"I have been asked to inform Elephantis that a very lovely lady would like to drink from his cup. By cup she means penis. By drink she means swallow."
I shall be in my room, furiously...deciphering this cryptic message.
Thank you, Mysterious Girl. |
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I fear my postie has gone missing! Anyone else still taking messages? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fear my postie has gone missing! Anyone else still taking messages?"
Yep |
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"I fear my postie has gone missing! Anyone else still taking messages?
Yep "
Thank you so much. Incoming, then. |
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"I fear my postie has gone missing! Anyone else still taking messages?
Yep "
Oh. Blocked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in, and forever hopeful! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fear my postie has gone missing! Anyone else still taking messages?
Yep
Oh. Blocked. "
Sorry try now |
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I'm happy to post for anyone needing a postie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for PreyToTheFairies from my Handsome friend
Could you possibly tell PreyToTheFairies that she is as fascinating and mysterious as an undiscovered Incan Temple, and at least as likely to involve human sacrifice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in... but I'm working so I should be a bit slow at posting messages (in reality I'll be fine, as I'm not enjoying the work) "
My friend of a friend asks if you need a distraction? Because he thinks you’re super sexy. x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm in... but I'm working so I should be a bit slow at posting messages (in reality I'll be fine, as I'm not enjoying the work)
My friend of a friend asks if you need a distraction? Because he thinks you’re super sexy. x"
I'm already darned distracted |
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"Message for PreyToTheFairies from my Handsome friend
Could you possibly tell PreyToTheFairies that she is as fascinating and mysterious as an undiscovered Incan Temple, and at least as likely to involve human sacrifice."
Fascinating I can go for. Mysterious implies I do anything to filter the word vomit or hide the way my brain works though, so I'm not sure on that one.
I'm glad the human sacrifice part comes through without me having to say it outright though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in... but I'm working so I should be a bit slow at posting messages (in reality I'll be fine, as I'm not enjoying the work)
My friend of a friend asks if you need a distraction? Because he thinks you’re super sexy. x
I'm already darned distracted "
Me too x |
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A message for ImTheMrJ
I could be your Harley Quinn for a night.... |
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"A message for ImTheMrJ
I could be your Harley Quinn for a night...."
The chaos we could cause |
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I'm late. Been on strike innit.
Anyway. My mate says
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Can you tell juicy2020 i like her" |
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BBWLady123, my lovely friend asks: could get a private viewing? |
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And the darling bbwgirl, my nice (and very keen on you...) mate says "love her pics cant wait to see the friends only ones" |
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"Aquaman my friend said
Tell aqua man he’s definitely making me wet"
Love it!! Wonder who it is?? Hmmm |
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POSH. One got posted after I clocked off. This charming guy says
Can you quickly tell _otsoposh I am gonna reveal myself |
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"And the darling bbwgirl, my nice (and very keen on you...) mate says "love her pics cant wait to see the friends only ones""
Better let me know who you are so I can let you then |
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"BBWLady123, my lovely friend asks: could get a private viewing? "
Depends what your wanting a private viewing to |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"BBWLady123, my lovely friend asks: could get a private viewing?
Depends what your wanting a private viewing to " Back to my cheesecake myself. |
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"BBWLady123, my lovely friend asks: could get a private viewing?
Depends what your wanting a private viewing to Back to my cheesecake myself."
I'll come join you for some brekkie cheesecake. The waist line won't thank me but fuck the waist line |
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over a year ago
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