Your Sidney university statement isn't long or paranoid enough, plus you haven't put the thing down about fab being publicly traded, everyone knows that's what stops people from screenshoting your pics and using them for themselves |
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By *m_hardMan
over a year ago
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Your current profile is still far too good.
If your aim is to make it worse, I would add more Sydney Uni material; some people have a whole page of that rubbish and trust me people will skim over it.
You can set yourself to both unable to travel and unable to accommodate. It will cut out all except stalkers or the most desperate.
A picture of you, bare chested in bed while holding a large pet will really tank your chances.
As a final touch, you can break the spelling, making everything much harder to read.
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We need a dick pic only facing upwards so that your head is in it too, double chins and all.
Bonus points if you have it next to a travel sized lynx Africa trying to pass it off as a full sized one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's the kinda profile that would attract me.
You need a list of demands, bang on about how you can lick for hours, fuck all night. Now that's the stuff of nightmares.
Oh make an attempt at a joke and add a heehee after it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's the kinda profile that would attract me.
You need a list of demands, bang on about how you can lick for hours, fuck all night. Now that's the stuff of nightmares.
Oh make an attempt at a joke and add a heehee after it. "
I refuse to do Michael Jackson impressions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought I had a bad one calling myself Grotbags and warts and stuff but you’ve pretty much condensed it , I might have to copy and paste onto mine if you haven’t put a copyright on it |
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