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My mate fancies you... the Tea Monkey made me do it edition
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Apparently we needed a new one because the morning one is old hat.
So... grab your mates. Tell them your secret crushes. And get them to spill the beans (anonymously of course)
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Fantastic, you’ve just earned a gold star! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fantastic, you’ve just earned a gold star! "
I was hoping for a snog and a grope. Dammit. |
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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
Oh we doing this one now  |
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It's amazing what Tea Monkey can make a woman do
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It's amazing what Tea Monkey can make a woman do
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I just snort laughed again. Cos I'm all the sexy  |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Evening! In and also taken filters off so happy to post for a while. |
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Yea Monkey makes me do things too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh we doing this one now "
Keep up Sprout |
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"Yea Monkey makes me do things too."
That's because he's a very cheeky monkey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In
But doing tea having coffee
So can’t play postie
Might burn me tea  |
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No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread "
No, see... that just means you didn't pick the 94 people who picked you. You're so mean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for about 14-16mins. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In for about 14-16mins."
Pizza cooking? |
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"Yea Monkey makes me do things too.
That's because he's a very cheeky monkey "
The cheeky monkey that needs to be spanked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In for about 14-16mins.
Pizza cooking?"
Ham pineapple |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Fantastic, you’ve just earned a gold star!
I was hoping for a snog and a grope. Dammit."
From me?! Ew! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In for about 14-16mins.
Pizza cooking?"
Ewwww I don'tike pizza!
I just have stuff to do so I'm giving myself a time limit. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Yea Monkey makes me do things too."
Do I?! |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"In for about 14-16mins.
Pizza cooking?
Ham pineapple "
Don’t start that debate! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread "
Ditto!  |
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"It's amazing what Tea Monkey can make a woman do
I just snort laughed again. Cos I'm all the sexy "
That's what I like about you Posh. You bring the sexy to the forum |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Yea Monkey makes me do things too.
Do I?! "
It seems to be a running theme  |
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In. Tea Monkey didn't make me. I just want to.
J |
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"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread
Ditto! "
Ditto ditto |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Oh, by the way, I’m in and will be a happy mail operative |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fantastic, you’ve just earned a gold star!
I was hoping for a snog and a grope. Dammit.
From me?! Ew! "
Rude.
But also no.
From him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread "
Is this where we come to cry about this.
Sits down. *knucklebump.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Can we assume that all of the messages are from my sexy mates. Because all my mates are sexy. Thank you.
Can you please let deeliciouschaos know that if she requires a seat to plant that bum on my face is available… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in please |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Can you tell _ea monkey that I’d love to go on a date with him! |
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"Oh, by the way, I’m in and will be a happy mail operative"
Ditto |
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"Yea Monkey makes me do things too.
Do I?! "
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
A very pleasant gent has asked me to tell YourNextDistraction that her user lives up to its name and they’ve found themself very distracted by her profile. |
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"Can we assume that all of the messages are from my sexy mates. Because all my mates are sexy. Thank you.
Can you please let deeliciouschaos know that if she requires a seat to plant that bum on my face is available… "
Where and how do I apply for the seat, please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And I'm out, thanks that was fun!
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"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread
Is this where we come to cry about this.
Sits down. *knucklebump.
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Any space for me? |
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Happy to be postie. Didn't put the filters back after this morning's thread and only had one FAF message
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for Woody from a very hot couple.
Please tell Woody B that I've got my Lurpack at the ready. He just needs to get comfortable and relax |
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My mate had a voice that makes his lovers weak at the knees and a cock that puts any remote control to shame.
He’s asked me to say hi to all you fellow fabbers   |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Please tell AMC that I don't know where his pants are, but I'm sure they'd look good on my bedroom floor  |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
To NSP, I think at some point you will have to visit the North East again and even though I might say I show you the sight, the only site you will see is the inside of my bedroom.
Oh sorry, I'm suppose to give it to someone to post for me, oooppsss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woody, I have another message for you from my gorgeous mate.
Please tell Woody B that I want to make him squirt.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for Woody from a very hot couple.
Please tell Woody B that I've got my Lurpack at the ready. He just needs to get comfortable and relax "
Haha. It’s not unsalted is it? That’s just pointless. |
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May I be in, pleaseandthankyou? These threads are always lovely fun.
As ever, more than happy to slip your missives subtly right into your Beloved's box. |
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My sweet mate says
Could you please tell Julie from JulieandBeef that her new public video with her singing in the background is just heaven  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"In. Tea Monkey didn't make me. I just want to.
J"
You haven’t met me yet… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in and sent a mesaage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Can you tell _ea monkey that I’d love to go on a date with him!"
A date? Sounds great! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Would you tell mrs gigglers, that she looks very hot and naughty with her pig tails hair. I love them xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
I should say I'm happy to be postie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea done out
Have fun |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very sexy mate and all round lovely person has passed this on to me;
Can you tell littlemistressk I think she is exquisite x |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Please tell AMC that I don't know where his pants are, but I'm sure they'd look good on my bedroom floor "
Send the details to my inbox and we can check this theory.
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"A very sexy mate and all round lovely person has passed this on to me;
Can you tell littlemistressk I think she is exquisite x"
Goodness thank you mystery admirer xx |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
An adorable lady has passed me this note;
Darling. Please tell Elephantis that I had the most delightful dream about him this afternoon and I'd love to recreate it with him |
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I'm not in, dozing off to sleep again.
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe |
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An sexy lady has said
AMC I would love to lick those abs |
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"In. Tea Monkey didn't make me. I just want to.
J
You haven’t met me yet… "
I really should read what I write properly! but also |
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Love doing these last one was so fun happy to post for anyone |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Stourbridge (West-Mids) |
"Would you tell mrs gigglers, that she looks very hot and naughty with her pig tails hair. I love them xx"
Waheyyy thanks |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Could you please let HoneyRyyder know that one day we'd love to meet her and have a good old motorboat on her boobies |
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"An adorable lady has passed me this note;
Darling. Please tell Elephantis that I had the most delightful dream about him this afternoon and I'd love to recreate it with him"
This sounds marvellous! Yes, please. My Interpretation of Dreams is always heartfelt.
(My own last dream involved my son laughing at Armageddon. I wish I had delightful ones...) |
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"My sweet mate says
Could you please tell Julie from JulieandBeef that her new public video with her singing in the background is just heaven "
Aww thank you God knows what the people on local updates make of it
J |
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I have a message for _ea monkey from a little hottie..
I think you are such a hottie and I'd love to share a c... uppa with you! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Elephantis a beautiful mate of mine wants you to know that you have beautiful eyes |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very hunky and Popular forumite has sent me this missive…
Can you please let HoneyRyyder know her pictures are exquisite, it’s also been far too long since we caught up! |
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"Could you please let HoneyRyyder know that one day we'd love to meet her and have a good old motorboat on her boobies "
I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MsWyld
She is the most beautiful soul and I hope I get to meet her in person
From a very beautiful person and lovely lady of fab
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"A very hunky and Popular forumite has sent me this missive…
Can you please let HoneyRyyder know her pictures are exquisite, it’s also been far too long since we caught up!"
Ooh intrigued… |
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Tasty tasty my friend wants you to know.
Tell tasty his pictures are a nice tease but think he should move his hand. |
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Mrs giggler this ones for you from my lovely friend.
Tell Mrs giggler from me she is very welcome x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"An adorable lady has passed me this note;
Darling. Please tell Elephantis that I had the most delightful dream about him this afternoon and I'd love to recreate it with him
This sounds marvellous! Yes, please. My Interpretation of Dreams is always heartfelt.
(My own last dream involved my son laughing at Armageddon. I wish I had delightful ones...)"
The laughter of a child is always delightful. Just not the kind of delightful I was thinking |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I have a message for _ea monkey from a little hottie..
I think you are such a hottie and I'd love to share a c... uppa with you! "
I’m often available for assorted hot beverages |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"To NSP, I think at some point you will have to visit the North East again and even though I might say I show you the sight, the only site you will see is the inside of my bedroom.
Oh sorry, I'm suppose to give it to someone to post for me, oooppsss"
One day you'll get it
(And get the hang of the game) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woody, I have another message for you from my gorgeous mate.
Please tell Woody B that I want to make him squirt.
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Who lies in the wet patch?  |
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"Elephantis a beautiful mate of mine wants you to know that you have beautiful eyes "
This is utterly unexpected, but thank you, beautiful person!
They really don't work as eyes, so I'm glad they have something going for them. |
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I'm in! It's been a while since I've taken part in one. |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"An sexy lady has said
AMC I would love to lick those abs "
You’re more than welcome to. |
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Or better not…happy to play postie though |
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"Tasty tasty my friend wants you to know.
Tell tasty his pictures are a nice tease but think he should move his hand."
Tell your friend that they are more than welcome to move it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe "
someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.
*franticaly checks d*unken texts. |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
For Cede from a handsome chap
A message for _ede,, hurry up and get your stuff done over the wall, my bed’s cold |
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Can you please pass a message to AilsaGeorge saying that I think their photos are drop dead gorgeous but that they are also wonderful people whom I hope to meet in the future just to say thank you |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Oohhh AMC - a gorgeous mate of mine wants you to know....
Every time I look at his pictures I have to pick my jaw up from the floor. Wow! |
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A certain someone wants to say
Can you let _ookie46 know that I’d love to take her for cocktails sometime x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely out now
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I have a very hot friend that wants to say something
Can you please pass on the message to The Gigglers that I would love to be smooshed in between both of their thighs...
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe
someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.
*franticaly checks d*unken texts. "
When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"For Cede from a handsome chap
A message for _ede,, hurry up and get your stuff done over the wall, my bed’s cold"
Trying |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"A certain someone wants to say
Can you let _ookie46 know that I’d love to take her for cocktails sometime x "
I love a cocktail and good company …. I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe
someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.
*franticaly checks d*unken texts.
When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker "
You already know half of what I don’t. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe
someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.
*franticaly checks d*unken texts.
When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker
You already know half of what I don’t. "
Yeah I'm loving that part not going to lie |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Oohhh AMC - a gorgeous mate of mine wants you to know....
Every time I look at his pictures I have to pick my jaw up from the floor. Wow!"
Too kind! Wait till you see the private ones… or have you already? |
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Wondering what these 15 secret pictures could be... |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very eager friend asked me to post this on their behalf,
Miss NSP
Show us you’re growler x
I think he means your dogs |
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"Could you please let HoneyRyyder know that one day we'd love to meet her and have a good old motorboat on her boobies
I’m in "
It's no secret I'd love to do this too |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Honeyryder... let us trail our tongues down that cherry and see where it leads |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A very eager friend asked me to post this on their behalf,
Miss NSP
Show us you’re growler x
I think he means your dogs"
Oh god no... I recently trimmed them and they're a mess |
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Tea Monkey, my very sexy friend asked me to post this
I will buy the breakfast but only deliveroo as I'm not leaving the room |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Can you tell miss giggler I want my boobs against hers |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Would you please tell Theonenextdoor that I think she has the most wonderful smile |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Stourbridge (West-Mids) |
"I have a very hot friend that wants to say something
Can you please pass on the message to The Gigglers that I would love to be smooshed in between both of their thighs...
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Well, we do love a good smooshing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In, out, shake it all about.
Can't be postie unless you want it delivered at government pace.
F |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Stourbridge (West-Mids) |
"Can you tell miss giggler I want my boobs against hers "
Boob on boob? It'd be rude not to x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Damn, MrsShiv. If you were just imagining asking me for a kiss and a bit of fooling around, I would absolutely say yes! Just to let you know. |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Important message for NSP from an extremely hot friend of mine saying she has an amazing body and mind but it's really her smile that makes me weak! |
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"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe
someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.
*franticaly checks d*unken texts.
When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker
You already know half of what I don’t. "
Bloody hell Woody, I even told you to try asking again in the morning 
J |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
For Posh:
The photo of you holding that drill, had me thinking "do you want a job Working for me"? Im a joiner and you would definitely make my small company a much sexier and nicer place. Wow you look incredible. I will have your hard hat boots and high viz ready gorgeous lol xx
I ABSOLUTELY want this job. |
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"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe
someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.
*franticaly checks d*unken texts.
When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker
You already know half of what I don’t.
Bloody hell Woody, I even told you to try asking again in the morning
J"
but also |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Stourbridge (West-Mids) |
Here's one from my gorgeous friend
can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Ordsall86!! My gorgeous mate wants to say.... he has amazing eyes and his tongue looks inviting to |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe
someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.
*franticaly checks d*unken texts.
When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker
You already know half of what I don’t.
Bloody hell Woody, I even told you to try asking again in the morning
J
but also "
Come on Woody |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
From a lovely gent……
Can you tell _bwlady123. That she is amazing and a beautiful lady from myself x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's one from my gorgeous friend
can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it "
That would be fantastic. It's hard getting it over my head when I've got glasses on and a clip in my hair. Could you hold my dressing gown so I can slide my arms into it too please? Mr TT2s big fluffy one please!
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn, MrsShiv. If you were just imagining asking me for a kiss and a bit of fooling around, I would absolutely say yes! Just to let you know."
Oh! It would really help the imaging bit if I knew who you were first |
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I'm back in but can't play postie I'm working
Em x |
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"From a lovely gent……
Can you tell _bwlady123. That she is amazing and a beautiful lady from myself x"
Awww thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn, MrsShiv. If you were just imagining asking me for a kiss and a bit of fooling around, I would absolutely say yes! Just to let you know.
Oh! It would really help the imaging bit if I knew who you were first "
Imagining* |
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"Can you please pass a message to AilsaGeorge saying that I think their photos are drop dead gorgeous but that they are also wonderful people whom I hope to meet in the future just to say thank you "
Oh so kind whoever this person is, they are more than welcome to get in touch Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ordsall86!! My gorgeous mate wants to say.... he has amazing eyes and his tongue looks inviting to"
Thank you so much xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Would you tell AMC...I'm about to combust from looking at his pics... hot hot hot |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Here's one from my gorgeous friend
can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it
That would be fantastic. It's hard getting it over my head when I've got glasses on and a clip in my hair. Could you hold my dressing gown so I can slide my arms into it too please? Mr TT2s big fluffy one please!
F"
But of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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Seducing em my lovely mate wants me to say
Tell seducing em,
Her body is driving me wild |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Important message for NSP from an extremely hot friend of mine saying she has an amazing body and mind but it's really her smile that makes me weak! "
Is your friend overdue at specsavers?
Oops. I'm meant to be gracious,not self deprecating. Sorry
Thank you mystery messager. It feels nice too. Soft. (A bit like my body and mind) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MsWyld
She is the most beautiful soul and I hope I get to meet her in person
From a very beautiful person and lovely lady of fab
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Aww how lovely are you! Thank you. Whoever you are let's plan drinks |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Would you tell AMC...I'm about to combust from looking at his pics... hot hot hot "
This sounds quite hazardous, please be careful! |
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"Honeyryder... let us trail our tongues down that cherry and see where it leads "
I’m in |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
A gent has just asked me to pass on a message posthaste to HoneyRyyder saying ‘Marks out of ten i would love to give her one’ |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Tea Monkey, my very sexy friend asked me to post this
I will buy the breakfast but only deliveroo as I'm not leaving the room"
Deal. I need to know where I’m getting it delivered though.. |
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"Would you tell AMC...I'm about to combust from looking at his pics... hot hot hot
This sounds quite hazardous, please be careful! "
Lol |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
I'm in happy to be postie |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Would you tell Elephantis that he makes me tingle in all the right places |
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Seducing em my handsome friend thinks
your those legs would make a wonderful scarf, I could eat out for breakfast lunch and dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"….
but also
Come on Woody "
Sounds hot, I’m in. |
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"A very pleasant gent has asked me to tell YourNextDistraction that her user lives up to its name and they’ve found themself very distracted by her profile. "
Oh thats lovely, thankyou |
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"Would you tell Elephantis that he makes me tingle in all the right places "
Head,shoulders,knees AND toes?
My my. I shall look forward to working on all the wrong ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good fun op.
I’m out. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Could you tell bbw123
Loving your pics and seeing as you’re local let’s have a chat. |
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I'm out. Not that it would change anything lol.
Have fun x |
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"Could you tell bbw123
Loving your pics and seeing as you’re local let’s have a chat. "
You’ll have to message me as I don’t know who you are lol |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Could you tell bbw123
Sorry I used you as my postie, your are the lady to handle my package. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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"Could you tell bbw123
Sorry I used you as my postie, your are the lady to handle my package."
I’ll have to investigate into this package |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Could you tell bbw123
Sorry I used you as my postie, your are the lady to handle my package.
I’ll have to investigate into this package "
He says...
Tell her the package should be handled with care as its likely to explode at any point, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's one from my gorgeous friend
can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it
That would be fantastic. It's hard getting it over my head when I've got glasses on and a clip in my hair. Could you hold my dressing gown so I can slide my arms into it too please? Mr TT2s big fluffy one please!
F
But of course "
Oh Cede,
No need to help getting me dressed actually. We'll just take the apron off
F |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Daizy, being blunt, you’re hot and I’d love to get you close to me |
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In but will partake in the next thread and act as postie |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In but will partake in the next thread and act as postie "
Next one?
That sounds like effort! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ttfn |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Here's one from my gorgeous friend
can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it
That would be fantastic. It's hard getting it over my head when I've got glasses on and a clip in my hair. Could you hold my dressing gown so I can slide my arms into it too please? Mr TT2s big fluffy one please!
F
But of course
Oh Cede,
No need to help getting me dressed actually. We'll just take the apron off
F"
I'm so glad - I'll keep you warm if you get cold anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're out now. If you fancy us though just send us a message. Mr is up soon for work so he'd appreciate as many boobs as possible in his box.. Oh and me too
F |
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"Yea Monkey makes me do things too.
That's because he's a very cheeky monkey "
My Pg tips monkey, just sits there, never even catches me a fish. He must be busy getting everyone else to do things. |
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