So my moms so cool...
I popped round for tea before I went to a meet. I'm open n honest with her. Asked me what I was doing that night. The conversation quickly followed that this...
Me. I'm going on a fab meet mom.
Mom. Well have a good time son, and don't speed.
Me. Thanks mum I will and I will.
Mom..What's the word of the day son.
Me. I really don't know what the word of the day is.
Mom. Condoms |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
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"So my moms so cool...
I popped round for tea before I went to a meet. I'm open n honest with her. Asked me what I was doing that night. The conversation quickly followed that this...
Me. I'm going on a fab meet mom.
Mom. Well have a good time son, and don't speed.
Me. Thanks mum I will and I will.
Mom..What's the word of the day son.
Me. I really don't know what the word of the day is.
Mom. Condoms "
You told her that you will speed…. |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Your profile says that you’ve moved back into your folks house and that’s why you can’t accommodate but your OP says that you popped round your mom’s for tea….people don’t normally say they ‘popped round’ to where they live….if I’d popped home for tea then I’d say I popped home, would you normally say that? |
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"Your profile says that you’ve moved back into your folks house and that’s why you can’t accommodate but your OP says that you popped round your mom’s for tea….people don’t normally say they ‘popped round’ to where they live….if I’d popped home for tea then I’d say I popped home, would you normally say that?"
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"Your profile says that you’ve moved back into your folks house and that’s why you can’t accommodate but your OP says that you popped round your mom’s for tea….people don’t normally say they ‘popped round’ to where they live….if I’d popped home for tea then I’d say I popped home, would you normally say that?
Busted!!
Popcorn at the ready!!"
I'm not sure if you realise this or not, but I can move back out again...... |
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That's the kind of relationship I hope to have with all my children one day. Working on it but the teenage years are difficult to get them to be so open and honest. I'll get there.
Your Mum sounds great  |
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I have a really cool dad! We’ve always been really open about sex and always joke with each other. He knows the lifestyle we lead and we often crack jokes about it.
He’s a massive nerd too so he’s like a good friend too. I tend to choose going to the pub for a laugh with my dad over my mates  |
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My mum and I are extremely close, she is my role model and the woman I aspire to be.
I don't discuss the site as in what it is or that I visit clubs but she knows I casually see people haha. |
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When eldest (over 18) told me their first partner was staying over at mine we were washing up. So once they had gone upstairs I got condoms from my bedside drawer .. walked into their room put the box on the bed and said "be safe and remember you've got a squeaky bed" |
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"So my moms so cool...
I popped round for tea before I went to a meet. I'm open n honest with her. Asked me what I was doing that night. The conversation quickly followed that this...
Me. I'm going on a fab meet mom.
Mom. Well have a good time son, and don't speed.
Me. Thanks mum I will and I will.
Mom..What's the word of the day son.
Me. I really don't know what the word of the day is.
Mom. Condoms "
Me and my mum arnt shy about talking about things |
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"Would be funny if his Mum was on here too and she turned out to be his meet 
Funny you should say that my parents were some of the first members of fab."
(In the voice of James Earl Jones) “No, Douche, I am your father” |
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"Would be funny if his Mum was on here too and she turned out to be his meet
Funny you should say that my parents were some of the first members of fab.
(In the voice of James Earl Jones) “No, Douche, I am your father”"
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If anyone else wants to jump into my inbox telling me.
If my mum was a good mother, she should have walked me off pre meet, so I could last longer.
Save it, im an open minded lad, n up for a laugh. But don't take the piss |
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"If anyone else wants to jump into my inbox telling me.
If my mum was a good mother, she should have walked me off pre meet, so I could last longer.
Save it, im an open minded lad, n up for a laugh. But don't take the piss "
Wanked* |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
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"Your profile says that you’ve moved back into your folks house and that’s why you can’t accommodate but your OP says that you popped round your mom’s for tea….people don’t normally say they ‘popped round’ to where they live….if I’d popped home for tea then I’d say I popped home, would you normally say that?
Busted!!
Popcorn at the ready!!
I'm not sure if you realise this or not, but I can move back out again......"
I’m not sure if you realise this or not, but you can edit your profile so that it’s up-to-date and factually correct. |
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"Your profile says that you’ve moved back into your folks house and that’s why you can’t accommodate but your OP says that you popped round your mom’s for tea….people don’t normally say they ‘popped round’ to where they live….if I’d popped home for tea then I’d say I popped home, would you normally say that?
Busted!!
Popcorn at the ready!!
I'm not sure if you realise this or not, but I can move back out again......
I’m not sure if you realise this or not, but you can edit your profile so that it’s up-to-date and factually correct. "
I’m not sure if you realise this or not but a) other people’s profiles are none of your business and b) the op was a joke so maybe chill out  |
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"Your profile says that you’ve moved back into your folks house and that’s why you can’t accommodate but your OP says that you popped round your mom’s for tea….people don’t normally say they ‘popped round’ to where they live….if I’d popped home for tea then I’d say I popped home, would you normally say that?
Busted!!
Popcorn at the ready!!
I'm not sure if you realise this or not, but I can move back out again......
I’m not sure if you realise this or not, but you can edit your profile so that it’s up-to-date and factually correct. "
After six years of being on fab, I did not know that you could update my profile. You sir have just made today a education day for me. What would I do without you in my life, I do believe my life would just crumble, without the linchpin in it. I.E you |
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