"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open? 
It's because you're trying to not shit yourself.
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Wise, wise words. That would have been embarrassing. Especially on the bus |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?
It's because you're trying to not shit yourself.
Wise, wise words. That would have been embarrassing. Especially on the bus "
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"Don't think that I have ever sneezed and farted at the same time, so am unable to address the question (let alone imagine the feeling described!)
Really? Maybe it's age related "
Now, I can imagine if it was age related for a woman who had borne children, that there might be other consequences.  |
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"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?
It's the doppler effect kicking in
We have science? Tell me more  "
In this instance it's purpose is to constrict the sphincter to push back the scat, protected your dignity on the bus |
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"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?
It's the doppler effect kicking in
We have science? Tell me more
In this instance it's purpose is to constrict the sphincter to push back the scat, protected your dignity on the bus "
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"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?
It's the doppler effect kicking in
We have science? Tell me more
In this instance it's purpose is to constrict the sphincter to push back the scat, protected your dignity on the bus
You win tonight's fab prize "
Tell me more I like prizes |
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