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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
Hmmm hmmmm,,
A 7 year old and a 4year old are brushing their teeth in the bathroom.
The 7yr old says,
"you know what, i think its time we starting cursing/swearing,
So when we go downstairs for breakfast ill swear first then you swear after me"
The 4 yr old agrees,
So downstairs Mom asks the 7yr old, what you want for breakfast?
Ill have the Coco pops Bitch,he said.
Whack, he goes flying out the chair crying,
Mom then turns to the 4 year old and asks sternly, "and What would you like for breakfast"
The 4 yr old replies
"I dont know but im not having the Fucking Coco pops anyway" .
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Séan walked into the local bar all a fluster and ordered seven shots of whiskey and a pint of Smithwicks. When the barman arrived back with the pint, all of the shots of whiskey had been d*unk.
‘Ah here, you drank those very quick’ said the barman. ‘Well’ says Séan, ‘If you had what I had you’d drink them quickly, too’.
‘Shite’ replied the barman ‘What do you have?’ ‘A tenner’ replied Séan. |
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A 6 year old was struggling to open his yoghurt when he suddenly shouted "Fucking shitty lid!"
Mum immediately looked at Dad and said, "I wonder where he's got that from?"
Dad says “The fucking fridge, you silly cunt." |
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I was on the bus today and said to the woman in front of me “I think you’ve got cum on your shoulder.”
She said “Oh, it’s probably just yoghurt” but I replied “Nah, it can’t be - I don’t ejaculate yoghurt” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A teacher asked her class to use the word "urinate" in a sentence.
Sandra said, "Miss, I'm a girl so I sit down to urinate".
"Very good Sandra," said the teacher, "Anyone else?"
Billy said, "Miss urinate, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a nine" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Bob 
What do you call a man with no arms or legs ‘swimming’ in the water???
Clever Dick! "
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?
Warren. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Séan walked into the local bar all a fluster and ordered seven shots of whiskey and a pint of Smithwicks. When the barman arrived back with the pint, all of the shots of whiskey had been d*unk.
‘Ah here, you drank those very quick’ said the barman. ‘Well’ says Séan, ‘If you had what I had you’d drink them quickly, too’.
‘Shite’ replied the barman ‘What do you have?’ ‘A tenner’ replied Séan."
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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago
Southampton |
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" |
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