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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry) |
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over a year ago
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too.
Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
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Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don't like bacon so this should annoy me for different reasons. "
You're weird.
But... more for me!
I think they have burgers as well. I'm sulking so I'm not going to see. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too.
Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll."
Where are you?
And why is there not bacon? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s my bacon
I’ll cook it if I want to
Cook it if I want to
Cool it if I want to
You’d cook it to if bacon was home with you.
The mr "
I'm perfectly happy with you cooking bacon. You're far enough away that I can't smell it (which is sad for other reasons). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too.
Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll.
Where are you?
And why is there not bacon?"
On holiday in Portugal. Lots of fish, stakes were splendid, but bacon lacking.
Pastéis de nata are their custard tarts, litterally so small that they are one mouthful. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.  
I hope the market went well today gorgeous. 
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it. 
"
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too.
Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll.
Where are you?
And why is there not bacon?
On holiday in Portugal. Lots of fish, stakes were splendid, but bacon lacking.
Pastéis de nata are their custard tarts, litterally so small that they are one mouthful."
Portugal is gorgeous, I hear. But yes. A lack of bacon. Which is just so wrong.
I couldn't think of the tart name... my brain has been mushed by the bacon smells |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too.
Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll.
Where are you?
And why is there not bacon?
On holiday in Portugal. Lots of fish, stakes were splendid, but bacon lacking.
Pastéis de nata are their custard tarts, litterally so small that they are one mouthful.
Portugal is gorgeous, I hear. But yes. A lack of bacon. Which is just so wrong.
I couldn't think of the tart name... my brain has been mushed by the bacon smells "
I shall be back after the Bank Holiday, and then I hope the weekend after next a Fab friend will visit and I will make her a bacon roll (need to get the strength up after initial shenanigans  ) |
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here... "
That was a genius idea. 
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?! 
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.  |
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"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)"
Step away back down Posh, don't commit baconicide |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell. "
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats   |
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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)"
There is a restaurant in America that shows bacon cooking on the TV screens |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too.
Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll.
Where are you?
And why is there not bacon?
On holiday in Portugal. Lots of fish, stakes were splendid, but bacon lacking.
Pastéis de nata are their custard tarts, litterally so small that they are one mouthful.
Portugal is gorgeous, I hear. But yes. A lack of bacon. Which is just so wrong.
I couldn't think of the tart name... my brain has been mushed by the bacon smells
I shall be back after the Bank Holiday, and then I hope the weekend after next a Fab friend will visit and I will make her a bacon roll (need to get the strength up after initial shenanigans )"
You're an excellent host! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell. "
It's worth the risk to save my poor back having to keep shifting everything!
I'm doing my best |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)
Step away back down Posh, don't commit baconicide"
I couldn't be arsed to go find the people. It's all good |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats "
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)
There is a restaurant in America that shows bacon cooking on the TV screens"
That's just so wrong. |
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"There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven."
Can you catch me a country girl, while you’re there?
In fact … what are *you* wearing for this event? |
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"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)"
Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it!
For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've got some in the fridge and tomorrow it will meet its nemesis. The frying pan.... buuhaaahahhaha "
That's mean.
Also showing off.
I'm gonna cry again. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Can you catch me a country girl, while you’re there?
In fact … what are *you* wearing for this event? "
What do you *think* I'm wearing for this event?
One more day tomorrow btw |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)
Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it!
For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell"
You'd cook me bacon though, right? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven."
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything |
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"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)
Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it!
For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell
You'd cook me bacon though, right? "
Of course, honey! I would make you pancakes as well, with maple syrup. |
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven."
Please tell me you have got some pictures?! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything "
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)
Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it!
For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell
You'd cook me bacon though, right?
Of course, honey! I would make you pancakes as well, with maple syrup."
Will you marry me? For one weekend a month? |
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"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)
Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it!
For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell
You'd cook me bacon though, right?
Of course, honey! I would make you pancakes as well, with maple syrup.
Will you marry me? For one weekend a month? "
Yea, go on then. Why not?  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Please tell me you have got some pictures?! "
I haven't... I will try tomorrow |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"But...
STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT.
Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else...
You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again.
(Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)
Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it!
For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell
You'd cook me bacon though, right?
Of course, honey! I would make you pancakes as well, with maple syrup.
Will you marry me? For one weekend a month?
Yea, go on then. Why not? "
Woo hoo! I like a wedding |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with "
Chance would be a fine thing  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with
Chance would be a fine thing "
I miss sex |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I love bacon
there, I have said it,
hope I don't get banned from here for saying it!
NSP... I am sorry, xxxx "
Bacon is awesome!
Don't be sorry. Just don't cook it near me unless I'm getting it! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with
Chance would be a fine thing
I miss sex "
It's hard being female on this site!! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with
Chance would be a fine thing
I miss sex
It's hard being female on this site!! "
Don't open that can of worms |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with
Chance would be a fine thing
I miss sex
It's hard being female on this site!!
Don't open that can of worms "
Oooppppssss |
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over a year ago
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"I've got some in the fridge and tomorrow it will meet its nemesis. The frying pan.... buuhaaahahhaha
That's mean.
Also showing off.
I'm gonna cry again."
I've plenty to share but I sense you are preoccupied with erections.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall be back after the Bank Holiday, and then I hope the weekend after next a Fab friend will visit and I will make her a bacon roll (need to get the strength up after initial shenanigans )
You're an excellent host!"
She has not confirmed yet, but a bacon and egg butties is definitely on offer (hopefully that will help her make up her mind)! |
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