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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

See that.........

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Sticky bogey on the end of my finger?

That's your mum that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sticky bogey on the end of my finger?

That's your mum that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know a pair of pants with some cack in them?

That's your house.

That's your best going out clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sticky bogey on the end of my finger?

That's your mum that is

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that's her best outfit......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See that spit on the floor there"

"That's your swimming pool that is"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See a pond or a lake or a very very large puddle"

"Yes"

"That's your bed that is"

"your on the cover of bed wetters monthly you are"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know men who put fruit up each others bottoms"?

"Yes"

"Oh you do, do you"

"You know them, their your friends, you've said it you can't take it back now"

Love Newman and Baddiel and YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You see that battered old calculator...?

I am aware of the sight

That's your iPhone that is,

That's what you use to talk to your friends...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...you see that fluff that has gathered in your belly button at the end of the day?

....that's your favourite food that is...nom nom nom.

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