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A meercat walks into a pub.

By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that the celebrity Jodie Marsh, who runs an animal shelter charity took Mabel the meercat with her to a local pub as the meercat cries when left alone and needs regular feeding. Inspectors are now investigating. Two things here. Reports say that Jodie funds the enterprise with her Only Fans site. That is an incredible thing to do as many squander the money on fast cars and expensive holidays.

Now Tom is a big fan of the meercat and if they can sell insurance then surely they go to the local pub. Simples. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news....

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Isn't it cruel to keep a Meerkat on it's own, not in a social group of its peers ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do we know that it was not Mable taking Jodie to the pub?

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Isnt it a wild animal not a domestic pet.?does it have a visa? How did she obtain it.? Smacks of clickbait.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do we know that it was not Mable taking Jodie to the pub?"

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

You see meerkats on the nudist beach a lot

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Jodie's has Mabel's face tattooed on her calf

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

People take dogs I to pubs. Many pubs have cats. I know people who take horses into pubs.

What's the problem with a meerkat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read she has been getting trolled by someone who keeps looking to make trouble. Guess this is the latest in the troll campaign.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe next time she could take a troll to the pub.

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"People take dogs I to pubs. Many pubs have cats. I know people who take horses into pubs.

What's the problem with a meerkat?

Thr barman says... Why the long face..? Etc

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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Apparently it's the RSPCA that are investigating. Surely it's not against the law to take a meercat into a licenced premises. There is more to this story than meets the eye and no mistake...

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

It's all over the brews

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"Isn't it cruel to keep a Meerkat on it's own, not in a social group of its peers ? "