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wants to make love to all you sexy females.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i know deep down there all fingering over me
Nah I'm fingering myself over my meet on Wednesday.
Priceless!!!  "
Not with the price of my hotel room... but you snore Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worte this a few months ago for another forum post, but you know what Sir Johnny, it makes me think of you, so take it away.....
"To the tune of Right Said Fred's 'Im too Sexy' - :-
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I'm too sexy for my meet, too sexy for my meet
All you ladies want to meet me
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I'm too sexy for my profile, too sexy for my profile
So sexy its blank,
And I'm too sexy for my Lynx Can, too sexy for my Lynx Can
So why don't you have a wank to my cam?
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And I'm too sexy for your gangbang
Too sexy for your gangbang
No way I'm coming second
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I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the forums
Yeah on the forums on the forums yeah
I do my little turn on the forums
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I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
I wont travel *that* far
And I dont need to have a chat
Too sexy for a chat, what do you think about that?
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I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the forums
Yeah on the forums on the forums yeah
I shake my little tushy on the forums
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I'm too sexy for your pussy, too sexy for your pussy
Yes Im Pushy, but you know you like that!
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You're too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
You'll be honoured to have me
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And I'm too sexy for this thread! |
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"i like to mix it up abit  give them summing they aint had to often lol."
Hi Johnny I would like to be your internet friend.
I am also about mixing this shit up and giving the bishes somat they haven't had often. What sort of things do you give them? |
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"something that no other man can on here alot of loving loool."
I respect that friend (I hope I can call you that now) no other man can do that.
When you say a lot of loving, how many are we talking about? More than three? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So u been to the smoocher school of charm then lol good luck in ur quest but sorry between me and you the ladies on here are a bit clued up and can see throu ur charms but don't tell em I told u so  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Johnny try and avoid Myfanwy from Pontypridd, or at least tie a plank to your arse myfanwy a boi or girl? girls get access to all areas. there so lucky haha."
If it is a boy he's the only gay in the village with that name. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"& corse u are all my freinds even the haters 
Haters gonna hate bro!
(I hope I can call you bro)
One more favour bro. Is it possible for me to live my life vicariously through you please?"
Ooooo!!! Funky's bum  |
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"& corse u are all my freinds even the haters
Haters gonna hate bro!
(I hope I can call you bro)
One more favour bro. Is it possible for me to live my life vicariously through you please?
Ooooo!!! Funky's bum "
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"& corse u are all my freinds even the haters
Haters gonna hate bro!
(I hope I can call you bro)
One more favour bro. Is it possible for me to live my life vicariously through you please?"
Arse!! That's brightened up my sad morning x |
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"& corse u are all my freinds even the haters
Haters gonna hate bro!
(I hope I can call you bro)
One more favour bro. Is it possible for me to live my life vicariously through you please?
Ooooo!!! Funky's bum "
Funky's bum says hi! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sir Johnny, did this forum title perhaps sound a bit more Barry White in your head, when it's turned out a bit more like Barry Island?
Full of promise of a good time but ultimately disappointing and full of wierdos? |
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