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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli

So I just went to the local shop and the girl that works there that I fancy was facing up by the door and see me walk in. I spotted her waiting by the other door after that is access to behind the till and as soon as she see me heading in general direction to pay she quickly went to the till.

Maybe she just really loves serving, maybe she likes me as well.

I'll never know though unless I see her out of work because definitely don't want to embarrass myself at the till while she's working or make her feel uncomfortable.

Anyway, that's as exciting as my day got

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That sounds like me and my first teenage crush that I would smile at and blush on the school bus for years ....

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove

If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah man I dunno... definitely sounds like you're thinking the positive what if scenario here

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"That sounds like me and my first teenage crush that I would smile at and blush on the school bus for years .... "

We've all been there, had a crush I meant, not all been with your crush

If she was already heading to the till I wouldn't think anything of it but she was facing away from the door and as soon as I came into site she was like lightning turning around and getting through the door to the till

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"That sounds like me and my first teenage crush that I would smile at and blush on the school bus for years .... "

I had a boss, redhead and pale. She used to blush when she was talking to me and lose her train of thought. It was so cute, she would say 'stop it' and I would say 'I'm not doing anything.'

It turned into a complete nightmare later but at first it was so sweet.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?"

No there were others and self service

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yeah man I dunno... definitely sounds like you're thinking the positive what if scenario here "

Hey buddy, sometimes it's the best way to think

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service "

Tbf, self service could be love too?

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service "

Ah right, she chose you then

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

go for it,,

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"That sounds like me and my first teenage crush that I would smile at and blush on the school bus for years ....

I had a boss, redhead and pale. She used to blush when she was talking to me and lose her train of thought. It was so cute, she would say 'stop it' and I would say 'I'm not doing anything.'

It turned into a complete nightmare later but at first it was so sweet."

Did you go there?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too? "

It never recognises when you put something on it

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Ah right, she chose you then "

I should have said that to her

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it "

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe she thought you was gonna do a runner with bread and milk

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"go for it,,"

I might just tell her I think she's pretty one day if there's absolutely nobody else around but it's unlikely

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes "

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise "

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Maybe she thought you was gonna do a runner with bread and milk "

You saying I look dodgy?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area" "

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"go for it,,

I might just tell her I think she's pretty one day if there's absolutely nobody else around but it's unlikely "

Make general conversation. Do you like working here ? Are they good bosses to work for ? Don't you mind working shifts.......over time if she engages well....do you go onto town at the weekend ? Do you go in the Bears head ?.......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing "

Get a bigger French stick next time then

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"go for it,,

I might just tell her I think she's pretty one day if there's absolutely nobody else around but it's unlikely

Make general conversation. Do you like working here ? Are they good bosses to work for ? Don't you mind working shifts.......over time if she engages well....do you go onto town at the weekend ? Do you go in the Bears head ?......."

I don't think I should ask her where she goes, that might give stalker vibes

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

Get a bigger French stick next time then "

I get loafs, French sticks go really hard quickly

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"go for it,,

I might just tell her I think she's pretty one day if there's absolutely nobody else around but it's unlikely

Make general conversation. Do you like working here ? Are they good bosses to work for ? Don't you mind working shifts.......over time if she engages well....do you go onto town at the weekend ? Do you go in the Bears head ?......."

This is good advice And it definitely sounds promising.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

Get a bigger French stick next time then

I get loafs, French sticks go really hard quickly "

Damn, I came into the conversation too late for this level of innuendo.

J

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"go for it,,

I might just tell her I think she's pretty one day if there's absolutely nobody else around but it's unlikely

Make general conversation. Do you like working here ? Are they good bosses to work for ? Don't you mind working shifts.......over time if she engages well....do you go onto town at the weekend ? Do you go in the Bears head ?.......

This is good advice And it definitely sounds promising.

J"

I could ask her if she fancies putting in a few shifts with me

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

Get a bigger French stick next time then

I get loafs, French sticks go really hard quickly

Damn, I came into the conversation too late for this level of innuendo.

J "

It's never too late, never

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

Get a bigger French stick next time then

I get loafs, French sticks go really hard quickly

Damn, I came into the conversation too late for this level of innuendo.

J

It's never too late, never "

I got nothing witty but tomorrow I'll have the best post in the world but it will have missed its moment. Such is life.

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

Get a bigger French stick next time then

I get loafs, French sticks go really hard quickly "

No-one likes a hard, crusty stick, do they? Apply copious oil and it'll be all soft and fluffy again

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

Get a bigger French stick next time then

I get loafs, French sticks go really hard quickly

Damn, I came into the conversation too late for this level of innuendo.

J

It's never too late, never

I got nothing witty but tomorrow I'll have the best post in the world but it will have missed its moment. Such is life.

J"

That's the worst, like when a argument has finished and all the sudden you think of something you should have said but it's just too late

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

Get a bigger French stick next time then

I get loafs, French sticks go really hard quickly

No-one likes a hard, crusty stick, do they? Apply copious oil and it'll be all soft and fluffy again "

I don't think oil will make anything fluffy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

Get a bigger French stick next time then

I get loafs, French sticks go really hard quickly

No-one likes a hard, crusty stick, do they? Apply copious oil and it'll be all soft and fluffy again "

Apparently getting your stick hot will make it fresh again!

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Pass her a little note, OP. Something witty or bold, like writing your phone number down, or cryptic directions to dinner for ² somewhere nice (not the local chippy). Or put an unexpected item in her bagging area and see what happens?!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"If she is the only cashier, she would dash to the till to serve a waiting customer ?

No there were others and self service

Tbf, self service could be love too?

It never recognises when you put something on it

It does happen with small items sometimes, yes

I gave it a whole loaf the other day and it took almost a minute to realise

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

Didn't even say that, absolutely nothing

Get a bigger French stick next time then

I get loafs, French sticks go really hard quickly

No-one likes a hard, crusty stick, do they? Apply copious oil and it'll be all soft and fluffy again

Apparently getting your stick hot will make it fresh again!

J"

Only if you wet it first

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Pass her a little note, OP. Something witty or bold, like writing your phone number down, or cryptic directions to dinner for ² somewhere nice (not the local chippy). Or put an unexpected item in her bagging area and see what happens?! "

I did think about slipping her my number but I think that’s a bit much without being sure she actually likes me

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"go for it,,

I might just tell her I think she's pretty one day if there's absolutely nobody else around but it's unlikely

Make general conversation. Do you like working here ? Are they good bosses to work for ? Don't you mind working shifts.......over time if she engages well....do you go onto town at the weekend ? Do you go in the Bears head ?.......

I don't think I should ask her where she goes, that might give stalker vibes "

Not straight away. I said start with general work talk, then over time if you are getting the right vibes, ask what she does outside of work.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer "

She gets a twinkle in her eye, lights are bright though

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer "

Yes. The Fluster! Sure fire sign I want The Fluster!

J

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"go for it,,

I might just tell her I think she's pretty one day if there's absolutely nobody else around but it's unlikely

Make general conversation. Do you like working here ? Are they good bosses to work for ? Don't you mind working shifts.......over time if she engages well....do you go onto town at the weekend ? Do you go in the Bears head ?.......

I don't think I should ask her where she goes, that might give stalker vibes

Not straight away. I said start with general work talk, then over time if you are getting the right vibes, ask what she does outside of work."

Yeah I know, I'm just messing

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

Yes. The Fluster! Sure fire sign I want The Fluster!

J

"

Did you not get the fluster when you sent me that message?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Send one of those message planes over with your shopping list behind, and a short message declaring your undying love?

Subtle, methinks...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awwww this is cute PD

As suggested above talk to her. Throw some of your witty charm in there and see how it goes. Once you’ve built up a rapport with her, you should be able to sense if there’s anything more to it.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

Yes. The Fluster! Sure fire sign I want The Fluster!

J

Did you not get the fluster when you sent me that message? "

Well durr. I'd like someone to get the fluster talking to me though. I'd like to not be the awkward no be for once!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Send one of those message planes over with your shopping list behind, and a short message declaring your undying love?

Subtle, methinks..."

I could make a paper aeroplane and throw it from a couple of aisles away and hope it didn't get her in the eye

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Nobber. My phone is trying to save my dignity.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Send one of those message planes over with your shopping list behind, and a short message declaring your undying love?

Subtle, methinks...

I could make a paper aeroplane and throw it from a couple of aisles away and hope it didn't get her in the eye "

Yeah, the ladies don't really like it in the eye

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

She gets a twinkle in her eye, lights are bright though "

Well as a fellow shop girl I can tell you that if she's going out of her way to serve you then there's a high chance the twinkle isn't the light's. Get her chatting,make her laugh and when you get the reaction you're hoping for up the flirting

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Awwww this is cute PD

As suggested above talk to her. Throw some of your witty charm in there and see how it goes. Once you’ve built up a rapport with her, you should be able to sense if there’s anything more to it. "

It's just a bit awkward usually as shop is often busy, I'm sure I'll work something out

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

Yes. The Fluster! Sure fire sign I want The Fluster!

J

Did you not get the fluster when you sent me that message?

Well durr. I'd like someone to get the fluster talking to me though. I'd like to not be the awkward no be for once! "

I'm sure you have probably made people flustered

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Nobber. My phone is trying to save my dignity. "

It has now failed

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Send one of those message planes over with your shopping list behind, and a short message declaring your undying love?

Subtle, methinks...

I could make a paper aeroplane and throw it from a couple of aisles away and hope it didn't get her in the eye

Yeah, the ladies don't really like it in the eye "

Or up the nose

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

Yes. The Fluster! Sure fire sign I want The Fluster!

J

Did you not get the fluster when you sent me that message?

Well durr. I'd like someone to get the fluster talking to me though. I'd like to not be the awkward no be for once! "

Same I'm as awkward as sin and blush so easily I want to be the smug one watching someone else make an eejit of themselves

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd get flustered if you walked in my shop too

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

She gets a twinkle in her eye, lights are bright though

Well as a fellow shop girl I can tell you that if she's going out of her way to serve you then there's a high chance the twinkle isn't the light's. Get her chatting,make her laugh and when you get the reaction you're hoping for up the flirting "

I'll get on it and see what happens

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By *erotic_adventureMan  over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

She gets a twinkle in her eye, lights are bright though

Well as a fellow shop girl I can tell you that if she's going out of her way to serve you then there's a high chance the twinkle isn't the light's. Get her chatting,make her laugh and when you get the reaction you're hoping for up the flirting "

This, time to implement flirt mode and interpret any signs accordingly

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'd get flustered if you walked in my shop too "

I've never been in any shops in Scotland, you never know I might just walk in one day as I have friends there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you have a business card? They’re always handy to suavely slide over after a casual flirt, I might be old fashioned though…

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

She gets a twinkle in her eye, lights are bright though

Well as a fellow shop girl I can tell you that if she's going out of her way to serve you then there's a high chance the twinkle isn't the light's. Get her chatting,make her laugh and when you get the reaction you're hoping for up the flirting

This, time to implement flirt mode and interpret any signs accordingly "

My flirt mode is set to automatic

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"By the sounds of it she does fancy you. As said above try chatting to her normally first and see how she reacts. Make eye contact too ,if she gets flustered you probably have your answer

Yes. The Fluster! Sure fire sign I want The Fluster!

J

Did you not get the fluster when you sent me that message?

Well durr. I'd like someone to get the fluster talking to me though. I'd like to not be the awkward no be for once!

Same I'm as awkward as sin and blush so easily I want to be the smug one watching someone else make an eejit of themselves "

Me too! Even mutual eejitness could work. Smug would be the ultimate though!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do you have a business card? They’re always handy to suavely slide over after a casual flirt, I might be old fashioned though…"

I'd have to create a really interesting sounding business

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe she thought you was gonna do a runner with bread and milk

You saying I look dodgy? "

. Ask her for a lucky dip for Wednesday night

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Maybe just maybe she was doing her job and making sure that you weren't steeling anything

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'd get flustered if you walked in my shop too

I've never been in any shops in Scotland, you never know I might just walk in one day as I have friends there "

I'll maybe see you one day

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Give her one of your business cards. The gesture is symbolic, but hopefully she reaches out to you.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Maybe she thought you was gonna do a runner with bread and milk

You saying I look dodgy?

. Ask her for a lucky dip for Wednesday night "

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Maybe just maybe she was doing her job and making sure that you weren't steeling anything "

Maybe just maybe, you needed to see what I did

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Give her one of your business cards. The gesture is symbolic, but hopefully she reaches out to you."

I don't have any

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By *tar80sWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

My god you could just ask her.

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By *assionate explorer 1Man  over a year ago

Folkestone


"So I just went to the local shop and the girl that works there that I fancy was facing up by the door and see me walk in. I spotted her waiting by the other door after that is access to behind the till and as soon as she see me heading in general direction to pay she quickly went to the till.

I say go for it. Rejection all part of being a dude

Maybe she just really loves serving, maybe she likes me as well.

I'll never know though unless I see her out of work because definitely don't want to embarrass myself at the till while she's working or make her feel uncomfortable.

Anyway, that's as exciting as my day got "

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"My god you could just ask her. "

I like a bit of anticipation

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Maybe just maybe she was doing her job and making sure that you weren't steeling anything

Maybe just maybe, you needed to see what I did "

Na no maybe about it because I would've just went straight up to her and told her I'm available on the weekend so don't make any plans

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Maybe just maybe she was doing her job and making sure that you weren't steeling anything "

Blue Steeling?

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"My god you could just ask her.

I like a bit of anticipation "

Whilst you're getting that she's probably getting a good shafting by someone else

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Maybe just maybe she was doing her job and making sure that you weren't steeling anything

Maybe just maybe, you needed to see what I did

Na no maybe about it because I would've just went straight up to her and told her I'm available on the weekend so don't make any plans "

If I did that I think she would turn bright red

Maybe from blushing, maybe from being angry as she's a Redhead

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"My god you could just ask her.

I like a bit of anticipation

Whilst you're getting that she's probably getting a good shafting by someone else "

She could well be, I'll ask her if she's been shafed lately when I see her next

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Maybe just maybe she was doing her job and making sure that you weren't steeling anything

Blue Steeling? "

Stealing it's dark phone doesn't always do what you type but like the lady in the shop

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"My god you could just ask her.

I like a bit of anticipation

Whilst you're getting that she's probably getting a good shafting by someone else

She could well be, I'll ask her if she's been shafed lately when I see her next "

For milk

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By *tar80sWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

Can I just say this - without it sounding rude or upfront or confrontational - so if it comes across that way, sorry -

After the long 2 years of lockdowns, and with the complete fuckery of having to spend all your money on bills, on top of dating/relationships being more about gameplaying and avoiding everything to do with closeness...

Just piss or get off the pot. The fatique is real.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"My god you could just ask her.

I like a bit of anticipation

Whilst you're getting that she's probably getting a good shafting by someone else

She could well be, I'll ask her if she's been shafed lately when I see her next

For milk "

I don't think you can get milk from shafting

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"My god you could just ask her.

I like a bit of anticipation

Whilst you're getting that she's probably getting a good shafting by someone else

She could well be, I'll ask her if she's been shafed lately when I see her next

For milk

I don't think you can get milk from shafting "

Depending upon whose doing it

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I just say this - without it sounding rude or upfront or confrontational - so if it comes across that way, sorry -

After the long 2 years of lockdowns, and with the complete fuckery of having to spend all your money on bills, on top of dating/relationships being more about gameplaying and avoiding everything to do with closeness...

Just piss or get off the pot. The fatique is real. "

I don't play games, I also don't make rash decisions, especially when it comes to people I'll have to see again in the future. Your point of view isn't the same for everyone and we all do things are own way and in our own time.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"My god you could just ask her.

I like a bit of anticipation

Whilst you're getting that she's probably getting a good shafting by someone else

She could well be, I'll ask her if she's been shafed lately when I see her next

For milk

I don't think you can get milk from shafting

Depending upon whose doing it "

That's cream and definitely not going in my coffee

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor "

Don't you start now

I'm going tomorrow

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor

Don't you start now

I'm going tomorrow "

Yay! I went yesterday btw

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Can I just say this - without it sounding rude or upfront or confrontational - so if it comes across that way, sorry -

After the long 2 years of lockdowns, and with the complete fuckery of having to spend all your money on bills, on top of dating/relationships being more about gameplaying and avoiding everything to do with closeness...

Just piss or get off the pot. The fatique is real. "

Your fatigue does sound real which is why despite the disclaimer it came across a little snippy. But I also understand not wanting to make things awkward in a local shop for local people.

J

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor

Don't you start now

I'm going tomorrow

Yay! I went yesterday btw "

Did you get cream for your bits?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I just say this - without it sounding rude or upfront or confrontational - so if it comes across that way, sorry -

After the long 2 years of lockdowns, and with the complete fuckery of having to spend all your money on bills, on top of dating/relationships being more about gameplaying and avoiding everything to do with closeness...

Just piss or get off the pot. The fatique is real.

Your fatigue does sound real which is why despite the disclaimer it came across a little snippy. But I also understand not wanting to make things awkward in a local shop for local people.

J"

Outsiders are allowed to use it sometimes

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor

Don't you start now

I'm going tomorrow

Yay! I went yesterday btw

Did you get cream for your bits? "

My doctor doesn't tend to give me cream

But the nice nurse did steal approximately 38 pints of blood

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor

Don't you start now

I'm going tomorrow

Yay! I went yesterday btw

Did you get cream for your bits?

My doctor doesn't tend to give me cream

But the nice nurse did steal approximately 38 pints of blood"

I don't think I have that much in me

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor

Don't you start now

I'm going tomorrow

Yay! I went yesterday btw

Did you get cream for your bits?

My doctor doesn't tend to give me cream

But the nice nurse did steal approximately 38 pints of blood

I don't think I have that much in me "

I didn't think I did... but it took forever and I was all woozy after

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor

Don't you start now

I'm going tomorrow

Yay! I went yesterday btw

Did you get cream for your bits?

My doctor doesn't tend to give me cream

But the nice nurse did steal approximately 38 pints of blood

I don't think I have that much in me

I didn't think I did... but it took forever and I was all woozy after"

Not all that long ago I'd get light headed and feel sick from having a few of the little test pots filled

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor

Don't you start now

I'm going tomorrow

Yay! I went yesterday btw

Did you get cream for your bits?

My doctor doesn't tend to give me cream

But the nice nurse did steal approximately 38 pints of blood

I don't think I have that much in me

I didn't think I did... but it took forever and I was all woozy after

Not all that long ago I'd get light headed and feel sick from having a few of the little test pots filled "

It's weird how quickly you get used to it, isn't it!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"It's only love if she also nagged you about the doctor

Don't you start now

I'm going tomorrow

Yay! I went yesterday btw

Did you get cream for your bits?

My doctor doesn't tend to give me cream

But the nice nurse did steal approximately 38 pints of blood

I don't think I have that much in me

I didn't think I did... but it took forever and I was all woozy after

Not all that long ago I'd get light headed and feel sick from having a few of the little test pots filled

It's weird how quickly you get used to it, isn't it!"

Yeah it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She could be lookout for is there a bank nearby?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"She could be lookout for is there a bank nearby? "

Only a hole in the wall

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Easy. Next time you buy something, ask for a receipt and just say does that one come with your phone number on ?

The mr

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Easy. Next time you buy something, ask for a receipt and just say does that one come with your phone number on ?

The mr "

She always asks me if I want one, she's probably heard that lots of times though or similar I'd think by now

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