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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Layed in bed
Looked at your phone
And dropped it on your head
Did you ‘OUCH’
stubbing your toe on the couch
Or worst of all …..(men)go for a pee
And give it a shake
Catch it in your zip now that’s a mistake……
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I was going for a shower one night, house was empty so I thought “I’m free balling it to the bathroom”
So flicked the shower on, stripped off and remembered I needed pants from the bedroom.
Casually strolled, balls breathing in the fresh air, giving the royal wave to the dogs photos hanging in the hall to grab some pants.
Feeling fancy I had a wee spin as I left the bedroom making catastrophic contact with my toe on the bed frame.
Falling to the ground I thought, “this is how it ends, buck nekked on the bedroom floor”
My landing could have gone better as I land on my back legs flying upwards. I grab my foot in anguish only to be left with my scrotum mere inches from my face.
I will not be freeballing again. Ever! |
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