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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I had the choice of football or cutting my balls of with a rusty Stanley Knife, I'd go for the knife option.
I'm not all that keen on football if I was to be totally honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Compromise. - watch footie live on the tele while she gives me a BJ. In fact think I'll just organise that right now. ...Bold - come here now beuatiful.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hubbie choose to freeze his nuts off watching footed then me keeping his nuts nice and warm in bed . which would u guys choose?"
I will never understand why some women would make a guy choose, they are asking for disappointment.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Learnt awhile back don't bother even asking...never come between men n football.....I always find something else to do wen the OH is watching it or I stay home and watch my own tv....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sit freezing my nuts off to line the pockets of multi-millionaires who don't give a damn about the FA cup or any other trophy ......me I'll take the lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You should have sent him a torrent of filth by text all the way through the match. Telling him what you were doing to yourself and what you wanted to do to him etc.
Then when he came home expecting the same just be in your least sexy clothes with your feet up watching telly and say you weren't in the mood anymore. He should have stayed in bed! |
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I don't think the OP expected this barage of pro football answers lol maybe wanted a little more sympathy..? Trouble is it was the wrong hobby/sport to go up against 
Ps to answer the question, football.. Sorry  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"You should have sent him a torrent of filth by text all the way through the match. Telling him what you were doing to yourself and what you wanted to do to him etc.
Then when he came home expecting the same just be in your least sexy clothes with your feet up watching telly and say you weren't in the mood anymore. He should have stayed in bed!"
He certainly wouldn't have read the texts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You should have sent him a torrent of filth by text all the way through the match. Telling him what you were doing to yourself and what you wanted to do to him etc.
Then when he came home expecting the same just be in your least sexy clothes with your feet up watching telly and say you weren't in the mood anymore. He should have stayed in bed!
He certainly wouldn't have read the texts "
Rubbish. Half time it'd be one of the first things he did. People do it to occupy their brains now when there's nothing to look at or do. It's like when people get off a plane, the first thing people used to do was spark up a ciggy, now it's check their phones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You should have sent him a torrent of filth by text all the way through the match. Telling him what you were doing to yourself and what you wanted to do to him etc.
Then when he came home expecting the same just be in your least sexy clothes with your feet up watching telly and say you weren't in the mood anymore. He should have stayed in bed!
He certainly wouldn't have read the texts "
Rubbish. Half time it'd be one of the first things he did. People do it to occupy their brains now when there's nothing to look at or do. It's like when people get off a plane, the first thing people used to do was spark up a ciggy, now it's check their phones. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"You should have sent him a torrent of filth by text all the way through the match. Telling him what you were doing to yourself and what you wanted to do to him etc.
Then when he came home expecting the same just be in your least sexy clothes with your feet up watching telly and say you weren't in the mood anymore. He should have stayed in bed!
He certainly wouldn't have read the texts
Rubbish. Half time it'd be one of the first things he did. People do it to occupy their brains now when there's nothing to look at or do. It's like when people get off a plane, the first thing people used to do was spark up a ciggy, now it's check their phones. "
I would be eating pies |
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