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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It would appear that there’s fun to be had with a pun, for me the worse the pun, the punnier it is.

Post a statement and then let’s see what puns we can get going around the various statements.

Let’s get on board the punaway train.

I think fishing is a soulless activity.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I think fishing is a soulless activity.

"

Oh, don’t carp on about it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I think fishing is a soulless activity.

Oh, don’t carp on about it."

I’m sorry it just seems I’m a dab hand at it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh my cod!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Yes... I said that on porpoise!

In case you thought I was floundering around. I hake that. Mullet over.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Salmon else's turn now. Before I make everyone eel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my cod!"

Oh, for heavens hake

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

There’s something fishy going on here.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's not me! I'm on my bass behaviour.

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By *ed MartinMan  over a year ago

Shefford

I’ve been trying to think of something finny to add to this post, but I’m floundering, and that’s making me crabby.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"It's not me! I'm on my bass behaviour.

"

Gudgeone

Ok ok, I’m scra ping the barbel there

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

You all fell for this bait thread I see.

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By *kaythen07Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

God thread, it's got me hooked

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By *inell1Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

This pun talk is giving me a bad haddock

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

He caught you out hook line and sinker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cod! You’ve changed your tuna bit….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your casting your net with this thread

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"He caught you out hook line and sinker."

I wasn’t trying to ling anybody along.

But I see there were others hot on my eels.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple  over a year ago

Around the Midlands

I can't think of anything and feel so out of plaice

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

This thread offers a ray of sunshine today. I'm sharked that more people haven't joined in. I shall return trout the day to read further gems. Those of you who can, should share a few with the wife and squids. Unless that's you think you'll skate on thin ice by doing so.

Phew, I'm quite puffered after writing all that.

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By *imbo59seMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Just a minnow in these waters

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By *imbo59seMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Think I'll perch here for a while

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By *imbo59seMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Been a bit Ruff for a while, but Ruddy marvellous now

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By *eeshelleTV/TS  over a year ago

Marlow

Is this the end?

Its looking bleak

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By *imbo59seMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Is this the end?

Its looking bleak"

Very good, that's even more obscure than my Ruff one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You all fell for this bait thread I see."

Did you reelly just say that? Your username suggests you might be catfishing us...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a time and plaice for a pun

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"There's a time and plaice for a pun "

True, in reality I was fishing for compliments but that’s a different John Dory.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

Close the thread chum!!

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

I’ve been trawling through these and was impressed at sushi variety of fish names

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

This thread is a gudgeon.

Well done o.p

The mr

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Close the thread chum!! "

It took fish guts to post that.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"Close the thread chum!!

It took fish guts to post that. "

I haddock -lue you’d know what i meant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't wait to get home from work , I'm battered

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By *eorge1949Man  over a year ago

BroadwayWR11

Happy dace!

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By *eorge1949Man  over a year ago

BroadwayWR11

It's good to see a fred where nobody is taking any whirreds out of context.

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By *eeshelleTV/TS  over a year ago

Marlow

I hate to say this, but some of you need to get down the gym you're all looking a bit chub

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

I would have been here eelier but I got whale-layed

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I would have been here eelier but I got whale-layed"

Moby dicked

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By *ichard574Man  over a year ago

West of Dfs

I don't want to skate around the topic, but it hasn't exactly rays-ed the standards of humour.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Think it was a gaffe starting the thread

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By *KloganMan  over a year ago

Ramsbottom

This thread is kraken me up so much…

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By *ustusboth2013Couple  over a year ago

Birmingham

Eel tell you now. This is a roe-py thread.

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax

I'm too shellfish to share my p(l)atter with you pot.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Eel tell you now. This is a roe-py thread."

Keep going and we will fillet

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

The OP is a star fish make a good topic for a thread

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"The OP is a star fish make a good topic for a thread "

Keep going

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hear the OP has a thing for fish-nets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

These are terrible.

I actually entered ten puns from this thread into an online competition, hoping one of them would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Halibut I have say this fish was with frying

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Oh what a load of pollocks this thread is , just no sole

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny


"These are terrible.

I actually entered ten puns from this thread into an online competition, hoping one of them would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did..."

You have improved the quality. Very slightly.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

The punaway train, that's a line I won't cross

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By *ustusboth2013Couple  over a year ago

Birmingham


"The OP is a star fish make a good topic for a thread "

Thinking about it. I agree. It’s ‘Brill’

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

This one got away from op

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By *eorge1949Man  over a year ago

BroadwayWR11


"The punaway train, that's a line I won't cross "

I'm siding with you, there's no point!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The punaway train, that's a line I won't cross

I'm siding with you, there's no point!"

It would appear it hit the buffers.

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales


"The punaway train, that's a line I won't cross

I'm siding with you, there's no point!

It would appear it hit the buffers. "

Think you need a different subject fiddle's.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The punaway train, that's a line I won't cross

I'm siding with you, there's no point!

It would appear it hit the buffers.

Think you need a different subject fiddle's."

I don’t think you’d get many puns out of the Coronation. Most will probably chicken out.

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By *inell1Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

I would be my CROWNing glory to do that

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

If you make a chicken post Fiddles, the forumites might fillet.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"If you make a chicken post Fiddles, the forumites might fillet. "

There’s a fair bit of finger licking going on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you make a chicken post Fiddles, the forumites might fillet. "

You know that by mentioning chicken we're only one small step from cock puns....

But I feel there are some plucky folk on here this Thighsday and the OP is not winging it...

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Yes fiddles you need to make the breast of a bad situation.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Am bored with this cod awful thread. Am going for a ride on my motorpike with sidecarp

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By *linyMan  over a year ago

Manchester/London

All this meaty nonsense butchering the thread!

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

He wants to fillet and get to 175 though.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"He wants to fillet and get to 175 though."

I’m sure there’ll be some sort of pun-itive punishment if I f don’t eh chick.

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By *ustusboth2013Couple  over a year ago

Birmingham

Didn’t realise that the fish puns had piked! Changing the subject? A bit of fowl play going on.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Eggsactly!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

These puns are cracking me up

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"These puns are cracking me up"

They’ve ruffled a few feathers as well.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

These are funny yolks. No sense in coddling you all, so you may as well know that I'm going to poach a few, scramble them up and re-use them. Hope that doesn't fry your sensibilities.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

That was eggscrutiating. Eggscuse me.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I really should just stick to using Fab for the main reason I'm here - getting layed as a chick.

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Eggcellent!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"These puns are cracking me up"

But dont crack the leggs only eggs or fish butt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Punsunami alert it will crack many eggs

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I really should just stick to using Fab for the main reason I'm here - getting layed as a chick."

You need a good clucking.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I really should just stick to using Fab for the main reason I'm here - getting layed as a chick.

You need a good clucking. "

Is that just a rooster get into my pants? You know how much I enjoy a handsome cock.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I really should just stick to using Fab for the main reason I'm here - getting layed as a chick.

You need a good clucking.

Is that just a rooster get into my pants? You know how much I enjoy a handsome cock.

"

Don’t tell me that, I’ll only crow about it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I really should just stick to using Fab for the main reason I'm here - getting layed as a chick.

You need a good clucking.

Is that just a rooster get into my pants? You know how much I enjoy a handsome cock.

Don’t tell me that, I’ll only crow about it. "

Like a raven idiot?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I really should just stick to using Fab for the main reason I'm here - getting layed as a chick.

You need a good clucking.

Is that just a rooster get into my pants? You know how much I enjoy a handsome cock.

Don’t tell me that, I’ll only crow about it.

Like a raven idiot?"

Sigh, I shouldn't get my hopes up, you'd probably prefer a black bird anyway.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

In my favour, I have had all my corvid boosters...

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By *imbo59seMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk area

I'm well choughed about that

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I really should just stick to using Fab for the main reason I'm here - getting layed as a chick.

You need a good clucking.

Is that just a rooster get into my pants? You know how much I enjoy a handsome cock.

Don’t tell me that, I’ll only crow about it.

Like a raven idiot?

Sigh, I shouldn't get my hopes up, you'd probably prefer a black bird anyway. "

Not at all, don’t believe what you read, that’s a bit gullible.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I really should just stick to using Fab for the main reason I'm here - getting layed as a chick.

You need a good clucking.

Is that just a rooster get into my pants? You know how much I enjoy a handsome cock.

Don’t tell me that, I’ll only crow about it.

Like a raven idiot?

Sigh, I shouldn't get my hopes up, you'd probably prefer a black bird anyway.

Not at all, don’t believe what you read, that’s a bit gullible. "

You mean I'm huffin' and puffin for nothing?

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