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over a year ago
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"No.
I do wear my Ben Wa balls though. Even in Waitrose."
One of mine fell out in Tesco once, luckily it was connected to the other one, and I was wearing knickers. That was an awkward sideways shuffle to the loo  |
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"No.
I do wear my Ben Wa balls though. Even in Waitrose.
One of mine fell out in Tesco once, luckily it was connected to the other one, and I was wearing knickers. That was an awkward sideways shuffle to the loo "
How embarrassing. I would never have admitted to shopping at Tesco  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"No.
I do wear my Ben Wa balls though. Even in Waitrose.
One of mine fell out in Tesco once, luckily it was connected to the other one, and I was wearing knickers. That was an awkward sideways shuffle to the loo "
So awkward! I lost one in a bar in London. Stupidly thought handing my knickers over and continuing to flirt with a beautiful person was a good idea. Out it slipped, no ides where it went. Someone's marble collection got a nice addition that night. |
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"Usually I just wear it around the house I'm afraid Rex. I'm just too vanilla I guess.
Do you wear it for things like putting a new shelf up and stuff like that? "
I wear it while I instruct boys to put a shelf up for me if that counts? |
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"Usually I just wear it around the house I'm afraid Rex. I'm just too vanilla I guess.
Do you wear it for things like putting a new shelf up and stuff like that?
I wear it while I instruct boys to put a shelf up for me if that counts?"
So you like drilling holes? |
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"Usually I just wear it around the house I'm afraid Rex. I'm just too vanilla I guess.
Do you wear it for things like putting a new shelf up and stuff like that?
I wear it while I instruct boys to put a shelf up for me if that counts?
So you like drilling holes? "
No, that's what boys are for silly. |
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"Usually I just wear it around the house I'm afraid Rex. I'm just too vanilla I guess.
Do you wear it for things like putting a new shelf up and stuff like that?
I wear it while I instruct boys to put a shelf up for me if that counts?
So you like drilling holes?
No, that's what boys are for silly."
That’s exactly what I mean  |
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"No.
I do wear my Ben Wa balls though. Even in Waitrose.
One of mine fell out in Tesco once, luckily it was connected to the other one, and I was wearing knickers. That was an awkward sideways shuffle to the loo "
Lmfao  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
I do wear my Ben Wa balls though. Even in Waitrose.
One of mine fell out in Tesco once, luckily it was connected to the other one, and I was wearing knickers. That was an awkward sideways shuffle to the loo
How embarrassing. I would never have admitted to shopping at Tesco "
Considered changing it to Waitrose  |
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I wear mines to go to Aldi so I can hang my shopping bags on it, saves me carrying it home. It’s also useful for those people who like to push in front of you at the fridges. I just prod them in the back with it instead of tapping them on the shoulder when I want them to move. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No.
I do wear my Ben Wa balls though. Even in Waitrose.
One of mine fell out in Tesco once, luckily it was connected to the other one, and I was wearing knickers. That was an awkward sideways shuffle to the loo
So awkward! I lost one in a bar in London. Stupidly thought handing my knickers over and continuing to flirt with a beautiful person was a good idea. Out it slipped, no ides where it went. Someone's marble collection got a nice addition that night."
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"No.
I do wear my Ben Wa balls though. Even in Waitrose.
One of mine fell out in Tesco once, luckily it was connected to the other one, and I was wearing knickers. That was an awkward sideways shuffle to the loo
How embarrassing. I would never have admitted to shopping at Tesco
Considered changing it to Waitrose "
I don’t shop with the commoners  |
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"I wear mines to go to Aldi so I can hang my shopping bags on it, saves me carrying it home. It’s also useful for those people who like to push in front of you at the fridges. I just prod them in the back with it instead of tapping them on the shoulder when I want them to move. "
I prod people bending over in the fridges with mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No.
I do wear my Ben Wa balls though. Even in Waitrose.
One of mine fell out in Tesco once, luckily it was connected to the other one, and I was wearing knickers. That was an awkward sideways shuffle to the loo
How embarrassing. I would never have admitted to shopping at Tesco
Considered changing it to Waitrose
I don’t shop with the commoners "
That’s not what you said when we were round the bins at the back of Lidl |
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"No.
I do wear my Ben Wa balls though. Even in Waitrose.
One of mine fell out in Tesco once, luckily it was connected to the other one, and I was wearing knickers. That was an awkward sideways shuffle to the loo
So awkward! I lost one in a bar in London. Stupidly thought handing my knickers over and continuing to flirt with a beautiful person was a good idea. Out it slipped, no ides where it went. Someone's marble collection got a nice addition that night."
I feel like this deserves a sympathy round of applause or something! |
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