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What do you call your couch?
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over a year ago
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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite 
Can't say I've heard suite before  "
I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from  |
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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite
Can't say I've heard suite before
I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from "
It's usually what shops call more than one piece of matching sofas or combo of chair and sofa |
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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite
Can't say I've heard suite before
I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from "
In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.
A suite of furniture.
God, I’ve become your Grandad. That’s it, I’m done.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite
Can't say I've heard suite before
I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from
It's usually what shops call more than one piece of matching sofas or combo of chair and sofa"
That makes sense then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite
Can't say I've heard suite before
I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from
In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.
A suite of furniture.
God, I’ve become your Grandad. That’s it, I’m done. "
You should have started it off with “back in my day” |
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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite
Can't say I've heard suite before
I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from
It's usually what shops call more than one piece of matching sofas or combo of chair and sofa
That makes sense then. "
It's a bit like 3 piece suit but for lounge furniture I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite
Can't say I've heard suite before
I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from
In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.
A suite of furniture.
God, I’ve become your Grandad. That’s it, I’m done.
You should have started it off with “back in my day” "
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"I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy  "
It’s okay, we’re safe. The pervettes won’t be looking at a thread about sofas.
I mean couches.
I mean suites. |
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"I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy
It’s okay, we’re safe. The pervettes won’t be looking at a thread about sofas.
I mean couches.
I mean suites."
They just need laps to sit on |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.
Not to be confused with a three-piece suit.
We both think the same, scary isn't it "
That would be a lounge suit then? |
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"We both think the same, scary isn't it
Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?
I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy "
I think you should at your waterfall. |
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"In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.
Not to be confused with a three-piece suit.
We both think the same, scary isn't it
That would be a lounge suit then? "
I don't think I'd want to wear my sofa as a suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy
It’s okay, we’re safe. The pervettes won’t be looking at a thread about sofas.
I mean couches.
I mean suites.
They just need laps to sit on "
*ahem*  |
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"We both think the same, scary isn't it
Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?
I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy
I think you should at your waterfall. "
Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot  |
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"I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy
It’s okay, we’re safe. The pervettes won’t be looking at a thread about sofas.
I mean couches.
I mean suites.
They just need laps to sit on
*ahem* "
You may be seated |
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"We both think the same, scary isn't it
Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?
I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy
I think you should at your waterfall.
Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot "
Is this not true I heard it in the Welsh forum. |
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"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot "
I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile. |
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"We both think the same, scary isn't it
Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?
I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy
I think you should at your waterfall.
Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot
Is this not true I heard it in the Welsh forum. "
I'm saying nothing, I want lots of nakedness by the waterfall |
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"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot
I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile."
I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it |
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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite
Can't say I've heard suite before
I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from "
Yeah I've heard suite a few times... makes it sound posh haha |
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"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot
I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile.
I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it "
Apparently he's marked it as his territory and defends it day and night. |
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"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot
I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile.
I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it
Apparently he's marked it as his territory and defends it day and night. "
I hired big Dave to keep watch, I just pay him with ham sandwiches and let him watch now and then |
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"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot
I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile.
I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it
Apparently he's marked it as his territory and defends it day and night.
I hired big Dave to keep watch, I just pay him with ham sandwiches and let him watch now and then"
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"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot
I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile.
I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it
Apparently he's marked it as his territory and defends it day and night.
I hired big Dave to keep watch, I just pay him with ham sandwiches and let him watch now and then"
‘BOSH’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep reading this thread as cooch.
Just me?
Yes, you perv  "
I've seen it 3 times and every time, cooch. I wouldn't care but I've got excited 3 times aswell and clicked on the thread. |
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"I keep reading this thread as cooch.
Just me?
Yes, you perv
I've seen it 3 times and every time, cooch. I wouldn't care but I've got excited 3 times aswell and clicked on the thread. "
I wouldn't post thread's about a cooch lol |
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I don't.
I go in to the room where the thing is, and sit down on the thing.
I don't announce to guests or the missus "I am going to go and sit down on the sofa". I just say "Have a seat if you wish" or "I am going to sit down". Or if unannounced, I just sit down.
After all, I don't say, "I am making a drink. With the kettle. Would you like one ?" I say "Would you like a tea ?"
The thing we sit on may have a noun, but we just do not use it. If that makes sense ? |
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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite
Can't say I've heard suite before
I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from
In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.
A suite of furniture.
God, I’ve become your Grandad. That’s it, I’m done. "
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