"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Just doing what I can with what I got.

Tremors 2

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Say hello to my little friend!

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By *rMs.NeekCouple over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Say hello to my little friend!"

That just made me properly LOL

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By *o scandalousWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

‘I feel the need - the need for speed!’

As the vibrator gets cranked up!

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By *o scandalousWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

""I feel the need, the need for speed" original Top Gun"

You beat me to it!

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By *o scandalousWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ll go for

‘I’m too old for this shit’ lethal weapon - after an all night session.

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By *rMs.NeekCouple over a year ago

Worcestershire

Just keep swimming ....

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By *ilkstressWoman over a year ago

Drasnia

You're like a snack sized Denzel.

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Hey you guys

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I know you want me so bad it's like acid in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Yippie Kai yay motherfucker” die hard

“I’ll have what she’s having” when Harry meet sally

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By *eard and BoobsCouple over a year ago

Portstewart

"Hey you guys"

The goonies great family gilm

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

"With women, I never cry. Never.

I beg..."

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By *unfunfun xMan over a year ago

LONDON

Don't call me stupid (fish called wanda)....a twat is ok.

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By *ataleMan over a year ago

Durham

Do or do not, there is no try (possibly when attempting pegging for the first time)

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Are you not entertained

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By *earts desireCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman???

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Go ahead, make my day

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By *unfunfun xMan over a year ago

LONDON

Your gonna need a bigger boat.... swap to dick (jaws)

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By *ndtheswingersMan over a year ago

colchester

"Yes it's true

This man has no dick"

Bill Murray Ghostbusters

Funny at 14,still funny at 52

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By *herry delightWoman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Ghostbusters

“He slimed me"

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Call me Jim

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Here's Johnnys

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By *herry delightWoman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

“You should be kissed and often and by someone who knows how.”

Gone with the Wind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Robocop

Dead or alive you're coming with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard, I'd fuck me so hard"

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By *agnar73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

‘That’s the Chicago way’ from the Untouchables but needs the Sean Connery accent

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