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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down  "
Have you tried slamming it in the fridge door?
Usually works for me when the raging horn is stopping me standing close enough to the sink to do the washing up.
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over a year ago
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down "
Come on then, I’ll leave the door on the latch  |
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Have you tried slamming it in the fridge door?
Usually works for me when the raging horn is stopping me standing close enough to the sink to do the washing up.
A"
I'd say that was a good idea but I don't want to break the fridge door |
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Come on then, I’ll leave the door on the latch "
You could definitely be a life saver  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Have you tried slamming it in the fridge door?
Usually works for me when the raging horn is stopping me standing close enough to the sink to do the washing up.
A
I'd say that was a good idea but I don't want to break the fridge door "
Ooft!
That bad? 
Sending thoughts and prayers.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down "
I'd offer to help, but I'm not that nice |
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Have you tried slamming it in the fridge door?
Usually works for me when the raging horn is stopping me standing close enough to the sink to do the washing up.
A
I'd say that was a good idea but I don't want to break the fridge door
Ooft!
That bad?
Sending thoughts and prayers.
A"
It really is, must be the weather I reckon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down "
Let me know if this works.
I might try the female equivalent! Though I'm still not sure exactly what that is in word form. |
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Let me know if this works.
I might try the female equivalent! Though I'm still not sure exactly what that is in word form. "
You know I would happily give you my gobstopper |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Do you know what would really help?
A really good fuck.
Aim to come 5 times.
You'll be truly exhausted after that. Jelly legs, all soft kisses and softer cock. 
You can do it PD. I have faith in you. |
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"Do you know what would really help?
A really good fuck.
Aim to come 5 times.
You'll be truly exhausted after that. Jelly legs, all soft kisses and softer cock.
You can do it PD. I have faith in you."
That sounds like a very good idea, this is the sort of sex session I'm talking about.
A whole day of nothing but sex and orgasms  |
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime...
J
You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation
I'm a qualified First Aider. Life or death comes first
J"
Are you well trained in the latest mouth to cock though? |
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime...
J
You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation
I'm a qualified First Aider. Life or death comes first
J
Are you well trained in the latest mouth to cock though? "
Yep, and A.E.D (Amazing Erotic Delights)
J |
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime...
J
You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation
I'm a qualified First Aider. Life or death comes first
J
Are you well trained in the latest mouth to cock though?
Yep, and A.E.D (Amazing Erotic Delights)
J"
Shocking! |
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime...
J
You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation
I'm a qualified First Aider. Life or death comes first
J
Are you well trained in the latest mouth to cock though?
Yep, and A.E.D (Amazing Erotic Delights)
J"
You are now my on call emergency contact |
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"There was someone saying on another thread that all bum holes are the same…whether that’s woman, man, other, animal…so that might increase your search net 
K"
That's person was also bi I believe, so not in
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Treat yourself to a pocket pussy
I have fleshlights, I need actual sex. Nobody is taking my situation for the serious life threatening situation that it is "
You’ll be alright after sticking some Vicks inside |
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