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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here's a bit of fun.
Write a so-bad-its-good profile using all the Fab tropes.
"Ladies please, contain your orgasms. I'm here now, and I have enough love piss for you all.
Married? You bet. Does she know? Well, you know the old saying: nope. However, because I don't work, I can accom in the daytimes. Can't travel because my licence was suspended after I 'accidentally' ran over an old lady I was on a meet with... At least, the judge bought that it was an accident...
Anyway, my dong is mahoosive. Like Dolph Lundgren's right leg. Its a full four inches. Yeah. Told ya.
I'm straight and don't buy any of that trans crap." |
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