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Something you can say at work and at the swingers club
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
A work colleague once shouted out at work 'i want it in me not on me' lol a male colleague had bumped into her causing her to splash her coffee on herself ,  she couldn't understand what she had said that was making everyone laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg did you see that huge mess on the floor? I’m gonna have to clean it up
Head ups guys. The boss is coming
Do you want to go for break?
A huge group just walked in
Do you need some help? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
So, some context: in South Africa, the old flippy discs used to be called stiffy discs (or stiffies). That particular term for an erection isn't used there.
I'd been in the UK for only a couple of months, in my first job. I needed to back something up fairly urgently, and couldn't find a disc to hand. I stood up and loudly asked the office,
"Sorry, has anyone got a stiffy for me? I need one quite urgently."
That's when I realised that a stiffy might not be computer-related.  |
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Johnson, this is not up to your usual high standards, start again from the introduction.
Nobody is leaving until I’m satisfied
Mrs Peabody is busy right now but I’ll put you in the holding area until she’s ready for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post something you would say at work but also at the swingers club...
"The boss is really riding me just now."
"I'm a bit tied up at the moment.""
Clean up that mess before you leave guys. |
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You can't put that in there, its full already!
You need more experience before I can consider you.
What a day, I'm ready for a nap now.
I love your technique, I can tell you have done that many times before.
Do you mid if I watch you do it, so I know for next time?
Hang on a sec while I visualise your plan. |
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"You can't put that in there, its full already!
You need more experience before I can consider you.
What a day, I'm ready for a nap now.
I love your technique, I can tell you have done that many times before.
Do you mid if I watch you do it, so I know for next time?
Hang on a sec while I visualise your plan."
*mind not mid lol |
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"Do you need a strap on and some lubricant?
Now I know why your colleagues are scared of you
Like anyone would be scared of this 5ft nothing quietly spoken woman  "
Only part of that i agree with is your 5ft |
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"Do you need a strap on and some lubricant?
Now I know why your colleagues are scared of you
Like anyone would be scared of this 5ft nothing quietly spoken woman
Only part of that i agree with is your 5ft "
You talk me than me and definitely louder than me  |
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