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Today, whilst travelling aboard the majestic Elizabeth Line, I came across an advertisement for Roam™ 'skin toned condoms'. Condoms which come in four shades from light brown to dark brown.
Other than colour there appears to be no noticeable or functional difference to the usual translucent / opaque variety.
I was left feeling pleasantly nonplussed. |
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Skin toned condoms. Maybe for people who want to be surreptitiously safety-conscious?
You could deliberately buy the wrong colour. Just to see what your dong might look like on a different person … |
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"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.
Light sabers are awesome
More elegant than a blaster for sure
Ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.
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"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.
Light sabers are awesome
More elegant than a blaster for sure
Ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.
J
You don’t believe in the force do you "
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of Fab to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff. 
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?
Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms. |
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"Skin toned condoms. Maybe for people who want to be surreptitiously safety-conscious?
You could deliberately buy the wrong colour. Just to see what your dong might look like on a different person …"
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RTG, this is genius! |
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"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?
Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms."
Friends have said Il Makiage is brilliant. They have so many shades. I find most foundation too heavy and obvious though.
J |
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"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?
Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms."
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You're shopping in the wrong places (as usual) dear ex-wife. I shall take you to a NARS™ store, or MAC™ if you want to go downmarket. |
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"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.
Light sabers are awesome
More elegant than a blaster for sure
Ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.
J
You don’t believe in the force do you
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of Fab to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff.
J"
Old Ben: Silently smiles |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?
Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms.
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You're shopping in the wrong places (as usual) dear ex-wife. I shall take you to a NARS™ store, or MAC™ if you want to go downmarket. "
Ha! I've tried both, think I'll rock the slightly tired look forever. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?
Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms.
Friends have said Il Makiage is brilliant. They have so many shades. I find most foundation too heavy and obvious though.
J"
Yes, they really can be. I think I just got to a point where I realised bare skin is better. Like the men who purchase those condoms know but still try and find their perfect match anyway. |
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"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?
Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms."
It would make him extra girthy if he wore two  |
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"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?
Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms.
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You're shopping in the wrong places (as usual) dear ex-wife. I shall take you to a NARS™ store, or MAC™ if you want to go downmarket.
Ha! I've tried both, think I'll rock the slightly tired look forever."
I love the Glossier skin drops. It's like the world's thinnest glowy foundation. No real coverage, just evens things out and a bit dewy. Let me check what the colour range is like...
J |
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over a year ago
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"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?
Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms."
Or keep swapping them and pretend it’s a gang bang.. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"What happens if it's the wrong time of the month?
Do you end up with a cock that looks like a double dipped chip?
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Class, Bøø. Pure class. Characteristically so.  "
My comment was mild compared to Compo's wart one!!  |
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