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People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it  |
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"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it "
You need to live dangerously brother  |
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"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it
You need to live dangerously brother "
I was only asking for a friend |
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over a year ago
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"Um I’m alright thanks 
That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops
Ruler straight?
You could plum a brick wall with it "
Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes |
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"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it
You need to live dangerously brother
I was only asking for a friend "
Tell your friend that I hope he’s got a moustache |
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"Um I’m alright thanks
That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops
Ruler straight?
You could plum a brick wall with it
Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes "
Excellent, I’ll even eat pineapple for a week especially |
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"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it
You need to live dangerously brother
I was only asking for a friend
Tell your friend that I hope he’s got a moustache "
Oh, just the image of that did make me giggle  |
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"I'm here to add my own
^^ he wants to be pegged
Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case 
^^ he’s playing hard to get "
I definitely extremely soft at the moment, like a twinkie |
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something? "
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face |
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face "
If you pay for the toll then you’re on |
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on "
Um, the tolls ended in about 2018  !! |
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on
Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!"
Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way |
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on
Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!
Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way "
Maybe not all Welsh ladies |
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over a year ago
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"Um I’m alright thanks
That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops
Ruler straight?
You could plum a brick wall with it
Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes
Excellent, I’ll even eat pineapple for a week especially "
How kind! |
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"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion.
I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance
How good a shot are you?
I can hit an ovary from 8 inches away "
Can't say that I am jealous of that skill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You got spunk I’ll give you that for posting this but I don’t want the other kind. Save some of the ladies for the rest of us though unless anyone wants seconds |
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on
Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!
Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way
Maybe not all Welsh ladies"
#allwelshladies |
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on
Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!
Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way
Maybe not all Welsh ladies
#allwelshladies "
#some Welsh ladies |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight 
You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it  "
Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right?  |
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"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight
You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it
Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right? "
Yes and on your knees looking up at me |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight
You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it
Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right?
Yes and on your knees looking up at me "
Well of course - can I at least take my shirt off as it's clean on |
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