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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

spunk on their face?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just sign this 10 page document first...

It's a joke!!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Just sign this 10 page document first...

It's a joke!!"

In spunk?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Yes please Rex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll take the love and peace please and sex stuff that I like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No thanks rex

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

How much is a bit? I hear it's good for the pores

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Um I’m alright thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know I sound like a "hysterical " woman but I'm OK with that. I fuxking hate jizz

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Yes please Rex "

Yay! I’ll put a blob on your cheeks

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I'll take the love and peace please and sex stuff that I like "

Oh, this sounds like 1st base

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No thanks rex "

No worries pal

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

Is it magic spunk or regular.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How much is a bit? I hear it's good for the pores "

I’m 47 so not much these days

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Um I’m alright thanks "

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I know I sound like a "hysterical " woman but I'm OK with that. I fuxking hate jizz "

Just close your eyes. It’ll be over in a jiffy

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Is it magic spunk or regular."

Magic super spunk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops "

Ruler straight?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby "

Anal creampie then?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm here to add my own

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it "

You need to live dangerously brother

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby

Anal creampie then? "

Why change a perfect thing

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

Ruler straight?"

You could plum a brick wall with it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I'm here to add my own "

^^ he wants to be pegged

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby

Anal creampie then?

Why change a perfect thing "

My plums just twinged

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over


"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it

You need to live dangerously brother "

I was only asking for a friend

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

How full are your plums?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm here to add my own

^^ he wants to be pegged "

Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

Ruler straight?

You could plum a brick wall with it "

Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you just shower my boobs please Rex?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"spunk on their face?

Love and Peace "

Have you finished your chips and gravy?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it

You need to live dangerously brother

I was only asking for a friend "

Tell your friend that I hope he’s got a moustache

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How full are your plums? "

Very very full

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I'm here to add my own

^^ he wants to be pegged

Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case "

^^ he’s playing hard to get

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

No thanks I had some in my hair the other day and I'm still miffed about it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

Ruler straight?

You could plum a brick wall with it

Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes "

Excellent, I’ll even eat pineapple for a week especially

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Can you just shower my boobs please Rex? "

In spunk? Of course I can do that

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"spunk on their face?

Love and Peace

Have you finished your chips and gravy?"

Yes, and a babies y’ed

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full "

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No thanks I had some in my hair the other day and I'm still miffed about it"

Wash and blow?

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial"

Is this a euphemism for something?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"No thanks I had some in my hair the other day and I'm still miffed about it

Wash and blow? "

Something like that

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion."

I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over


"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it

You need to live dangerously brother

I was only asking for a friend

Tell your friend that I hope he’s got a moustache "

Oh, just the image of that did make me giggle

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm here to add my own

^^ he wants to be pegged

Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case

^^ he’s playing hard to get "

I definitely extremely soft at the moment, like a twinkie

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids!

Just how old is your jizz Rex!

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something? "

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion.

I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance "

How good a shot are you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"spunk on their face? "

Why? and No.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids!

Just how old is your jizz Rex! "

It’s been a long time

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face "

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Oh go on then"

That’s exactly the spirit I’m talking about

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion.

I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance

How good a shot are you?"

I can hit an ovary from 8 inches away

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on "

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Only you could get away with this Rex

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!"

Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Only you could get away with this Rex "

That’s a yes then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How full are your plums?

Very very full "

Did you say you are 47 with full plums, are you a member of the Rolling Stones Rex?

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante


"Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids!

Just how old is your jizz Rex!

It’s been a long time "

Shooting bricks!

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!

Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way "

Maybe not all Welsh ladies

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

Ruler straight?

You could plum a brick wall with it

Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes

Excellent, I’ll even eat pineapple for a week especially "

How kind!

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion.

I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance

How good a shot are you?

I can hit an ovary from 8 inches away "

Can't say that I am jealous of that skill

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By *ddictedToLoveMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

You got spunk I’ll give you that for posting this but I don’t want the other kind. Save some of the ladies for the rest of us though unless anyone wants seconds

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Did you say you are 47 with full plums, are you a member of the Rolling Stones Rex? "

Yes. I’ve christened my plums Mick & Keith

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids!

Just how old is your jizz Rex!

It’s been a long time

Shooting bricks! "

Spunk bricks make less mess

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!

Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way

Maybe not all Welsh ladies"

#allwelshladies

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight "

You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please. Can you do us both at the same time?

F

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please. Can you do us both at the same time?

F"

*Tongues out, eyes close*

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

I'll have you know, the only spunk I'll take on my face is my own!

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!

Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way

Maybe not all Welsh ladies

#allwelshladies "

#some Welsh ladies

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Please. Can you do us both at the same time?

F"

Yes, one shot from a bollock each

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Please. Can you do us both at the same time?

F

*Tongues out, eyes close*"

I’ve just tributed these words

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight

You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it "

Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't even think I got a proper answer to the first thread

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even think I got a proper answer to the first thread "

I derailed it

I'm a fucker sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow? "

I have glow in the dark condoms does that count?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow?

I have glow in the dark condoms does that count? "

I’ll give anything a go once!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight

You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it

Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right? "

Yes and on your knees looking up at me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I don't even think I got a proper answer to the first thread "

Seek and ye shall find

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow? "

More along the lines of it makes your skin crawl

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Is it the gloopy type?

Looks like the glue from primary school you put on your picture of a happy lion with a brush.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight

You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it

Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right?

Yes and on your knees looking up at me "

Well of course - can I at least take my shirt off as it's clean on

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