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"*while crying as a child*
Adult: "I'll give you something to cry about!"
And this is why I'm still messed up now.....  "
Oh I have other reasons for that 
Like being naturally olive skinned and my grandparents thinking I was dirty. Still can't go near imperial leather soap |
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"Black over Bill's aunt's.
(looks like rain!)
My mate used to say "Dark over Bill's mother's" but he was from the wrong side of the Pennines..."
Probably not allowed to say 'black' or 'dark' these days - has to be something that nobody can take a fence to! |
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"Black over Bill's aunt's.
(looks like rain!)
My mate used to say "Dark over Bill's mother's" but he was from the wrong side of the Pennines...
Probably not allowed to say 'black' or 'dark' these days - has to be something that nobody can take a fence to!"
Of course you can. Just not in a deliberately racist way. 
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"Black over Bill's aunt's.
(looks like rain!)
My mate used to say "Dark over Bill's mother's" but he was from the wrong side of the Pennines...
Probably not allowed to say 'black' or 'dark' these days - has to be something that nobody can take a fence to!"
What?!?!  |
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"What’s for tea?
“Shit, with hair on!”
My mum used to say “shite and sugar”  "
Why did everyone cook shite? Maybe that’s where it all went wrong with everything. |
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"What’s for tea?
“Shit, with hair on!”
My mum used to say “shite and sugar”
Why did everyone cook shite? Maybe that’s where it all went wrong with everything. "
Her cooking did taste like shit most of the time to be far |
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"What’s for tea?
“Shit, with hair on!”
My mum used to say “shite and sugar”
Why did everyone cook shite? Maybe that’s where it all went wrong with everything.
Her cooking did taste like shit most of the time to be far "
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"What’s for tea?
“Shit, with hair on!”
My mum used to say “shite and sugar”
Why did everyone cook shite? Maybe that’s where it all went wrong with everything.
Her cooking did taste like shit most of the time to be far "
It was shit with sugar on in our house, I guess that was my mother atleast trying to disguise her cooking!
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