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you order something saucy from online..
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over a year ago
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"so far all i can think of is 'dvds' but then would come the question 'which one and couldd i borrow it' lol"
My sister always says
Its this big.. That long.. With a whole.in the middle lol.. Always confuzzles me  .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. it arrives at your house. Your fully aware of what it is but your housemate asks that question 'So what you got there then?' 
What the feck do you say?  "
I show them..  Not that in my case it would be a house mate.. in my case it would be my sons mates.. so blushes from them amuses me. |
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"Secrets 
You think it's hard with a house mate.....try having stuff delivered to your dads front door 
or work...."
Haha I did once get a cane delivered to work.
And my thigh high boots, my boss walked in just as I opened them |
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".. it arrives at your house. Your fully aware of what it is but your housemate asks that question 'So what you got there then?'
What the feck do you say? "
how about, 'mind your own business you nosy c##t' ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Secrets
You think it's hard with a house mate.....try having stuff delivered to your dads front door
or work....
Haha I did once get a cane delivered to work.
And my thigh high boots, my boss walked in just as I opened them "
omg id love to have a boss that open minded about things.. mine from what i know of them are very professional.. dont think ive seen them smile or crack a joke yet |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
No idea what I'd say, but Ive had 2 vibes delivered when I've been out. One was left at the weirdo neighbour across the street, the other was delivered by my friends dad (he's 70 odd) who said "here you are, I got you a present."
I nearly fainted, if only he knew   |
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".. it arrives at your house. Your fully aware of what it is but your housemate asks that question 'So what you got there then?'
What the feck do you say? "
Say "Its a 12" dildo, what do you think!" - reverse psychology always works. |
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