Good morning good people of FAB.
What's the best way to deflect an angry goose?
One in the park by me is a right nark, and makes a bee line (or should that be a goose line?) for me every time
Any ideas?
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Good morning good people of FAB.
What's the best way to deflect an angry goose?
One in the park by me is a right nark, and makes a bee line (or should that be a goose line?) for me every time
Any ideas?
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"sock over hand.
when it moves head to strike the sock goes over the head.
then you can do what you want with it.
apart from that throw some food for it"
That's been my FAB technique generally tbh  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"sock over hand.
when it moves head to strike the sock goes over the head.
then you can do what you want with it.
apart from that throw some food for it
That's been my FAB technique generally tbh "
Works on men. |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"sock over hand.
when it moves head to strike the sock goes over the head.
then you can do what you want with it.
apart from that throw some food for it
That's been my FAB technique generally tbh "
i had heard that.
we use to keep geese to protect property, burglars hated them because they silently turn up on mass, start making a lot of noise and attack.
when they were taken away this guy did the sock thing to get them into the van. |
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"Good morning good people of FAB.
What's the best way to deflect an angry goose?
One in the park by me is a right nark, and makes a bee line (or should that be a goose line?) for me every time
Any ideas?
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maybe he has a thing for Girkins op  |
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When we had geese the only thing that *sometimes,* worked was to hold your arm up, bent at the elbow with your hand at right angles (like the shape you'd make to make a shadow bird) and make a sort of stabbing motion so it appears you're another goose being aggressive towards them. |
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Make yourself really big (every male is now reading this) spread arms wide and go for it, it thinks you are a predator (every male) so act like one, wave your sky remote at it too, whilst shouting ‘I am this big fuck face’ …..assert your dominance is rule number one with birds….which is why I fail, as soon as they start flapping I’m cowering in the corner…. Good luck it’s been nice |
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As soon as it runs at you walk towards it, be calm and quiet, but firm, eventually it will get bored and sod off. If its near others throw food at them, using wild bird seed makes them very distracted as its hard to eat.
As soon as you jump around it will chase you.
We pick ours up on the farm if they are being a dick, they soon learn that running at us is going to end up with them being caught |
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"sock over hand.
when it moves head to strike the sock goes over the head.
then you can do what you want with it.
apart from that throw some food for it
That's been my FAB technique generally tbh "
I'm thinking a few pool balls in the sock. Ask where it's tool is and then show it who's mummy. |
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