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If you could swap a couple of inches of your penis for your dream car
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"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well  "
Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a fee |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well
Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a fee"
Yes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law |
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"I don’t like cars.
Can I have my dream excavator?
Sure I’ll manage perfectly fine without a couple of inches.
In fact… if I could swap another couple for a six tonne dumper too  "
If you swap another 2 inches and make it a round 6 you could make it a swivel tip 6 tonne dumper.
I’m sure you’ll be able to manage ok with the 6 inches you have left.  |
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"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well
Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a feeYes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law "
I'm sure plenty of people who own performance cars would disagree with you. |
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"I don’t like cars.
Can I have my dream excavator?
Sure I’ll manage perfectly fine without a couple of inches.
In fact… if I could swap another couple for a six tonne dumper too "
That is allowed as long as I can ride in it. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Would you, and what would the car be?"
Just 2" ?
Yep.
I could cope with that. Saw a gorgeous late 50's Mercedes SL Roadster that sold for around a million at Bonhams not too long ago.
I'd never be able to buy one in reality so just a couple of inches off the old chap would be a very fair exchange.
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"Would you, and what would the car be?
Just 2" ?
Yep.
I could cope with that. Saw a gorgeous late 50's Mercedes SL Roadster that sold for around a million at Bonhams not too long ago.
I'd never be able to buy one in reality so just a couple of inches off the old chap would be a very fair exchange.
A"
Yes only 2. A fair price to pay for such a beautiful car, but then I don't have a penis so I find that easy to say. |
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I'd consider swapping an inch for something I could flog for a life altering sum. Maybe an inch and a half at a push but it would need to be a lot of money plus I'd have to get a certain lady to agree. Can't see either of us going with 2 whole inches tbf. |
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"I'd consider swapping an inch for something I could flog for a life altering sum. Maybe an inch and a half at a push but it would need to be a lot of money plus I'd have to get a certain lady to agree. Can't see either of us going with 2 whole inches tbf."
For 2 inches loss you could have a Ferrari 250 GTO, they sell pretty well, has to be 2 inches though. |
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"I'd consider swapping an inch for something I could flog for a life altering sum. Maybe an inch and a half at a push but it would need to be a lot of money plus I'd have to get a certain lady to agree. Can't see either of us going with 2 whole inches tbf.
For 2 inches loss you could have a Ferrari 250 GTO, they sell pretty well, has to be 2 inches though."
Just checked the sale price and she's up for it. Where do I sign? |
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"I don't have a penis, can I borrow someone else's?
Though I don't care for owning a dream car. Totally a waste of money. "
sure, i have a soare inch ir 2 you can borrow,
What momo are you going for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have a penis, can I borrow someone else's?
Though I don't care for owning a dream car. Totally a waste of money. "
I mean you can borrow mine but it won't get you very dark  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah, why not. Every one thinks people with fancy motors have got small cocks anyway. Why not live up to the expectations?
I'll take my 1999 Aston Martin Vantage LM600 in Aston Racing green, with the cream leather interior. Lovely place to sit and have a cry about my micro-penis  |
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"Yeah, why not. Every one thinks people with fancy motors have got small cocks anyway. Why not live up to the expectations?
I'll take my 1999 Aston Martin Vantage LM600 in Aston Racing green, with the cream leather interior. Lovely place to sit and have a cry about my micro-penis "
No. Brilliant car. Wrong interior. It has to be tan leather over racing green. That’s the rules. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well
Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a feeYes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law
I'm sure plenty of people who own performance cars would disagree with you."
Well obviously they've been duped into buying one a status symbol or to look cool but i don’t see the point it just gets you from A to B |
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"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well
Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a feeYes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law
I'm sure plenty of people who own performance cars would disagree with you.Well obviously they've been duped into buying one a status symbol or to look cool but i don’t see the point it just gets you from A to B "
Good for you. But my cars do much more than get me from A to B. I’ve made lifelong friends because of my interest in cars. |
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"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well
Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a feeYes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law
I'm sure plenty of people who own performance cars would disagree with you.Well obviously they've been duped into buying one a status symbol or to look cool but i don’t see the point it just gets you from A to B
Good for you. But my cars do much more than get me from A to B. I’ve made lifelong friends because of my interest in cars. "
Completely agree with this statement. My interest in cars/bikes has helped me make some fantastic mates over the years.....
I agree less on the Aston interior though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't have loads of inches to spare. So I'll give up one for a car that doesn't need a new clutch. Like mine and this year already cost me over 1500 to fix other issues. |
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"I don’t like cars.
Can I have my dream excavator?
Sure I’ll manage perfectly fine without a couple of inches.
In fact… if I could swap another couple for a six tonne dumper too
If you swap another 2 inches and make it a round 6 you could make it a swivel tip 6 tonne dumper.
I’m sure you’ll be able to manage ok with the 6 inches you have left. "
Now you’re really talking dirty to me  |
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I’ll stick to the Kia..
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