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Got dressed up as 118 118 guy, ran home, fell off a curb, smashed my face and arm in, fell asleep in a carpark 150m from my house, got pulled home by an old guy walking his dog.
Yes this is 1 night it was also mid November  |
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"Got dressed up as 118 118 guy, ran home, fell off a curb, smashed my face and arm in, fell asleep in a carpark 150m from my house, got pulled home by an old guy walking his dog.
Yes this is 1 night it was also mid November "
Vomiting someone's car , lucky i had 10 seconds where walked away and while i was trying to grab anything i could to not fall all i could hear was someone shouting who has vomited my car 
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Stayed at my parent’s, for a night out with people I used to go to school with. I wasn’t often allowed to due to my d*unken shenanigans, so this was one of the few occasions.
Came home, brought the cat in. She wasn’t keen, but she came. Stumbled to bed.
The next day, my mum was banging on the bedroom door, telling me there’s cat shit all over the lounge…
I’d brought a random cat in - their cat had been on their bed with them all night  |
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"Got dressed up as 118 118 guy, ran home, fell off a curb, smashed my face and arm in, fell asleep in a carpark 150m from my house, got pulled home by an old guy walking his dog.
Yes this is 1 night it was also mid November
Vomiting someone's car , lucky i had 10 seconds where walked away and while i was trying to grab anything i could to not fall all i could hear was someone shouting who has vomited my car
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"Fuck sake it's still warm"  |
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Mr here (R) when younger at a rave (more then drink) Forgot to take my trousers down when taking a no.2! fast forward about 12 years and I done it again whilst d*unk! I’ve had the piss taken out of me so much for that, and to be fair I deserve it! No I have never got that d*unk again.
Mrs (J) has this habit of getting naked or pulling her top up in situations when it’s not the best time to do it!!! However she has had a lot of compliments for it  |
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"Falling off my bike and giving myself horrific black eyes is probably the worst of a range of incidents"
A mate ended up with a nice scar on his shin, where the chainwheel went into it. He was that d*unk, he never felt it at the time. |
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