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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in Tescos yesterday and one member of staff came up on the outside rail to remove the burgers from the shelves only to be overtaken by another member of staff who slipped up the inside and yet another member of staff who was bringing up the rear. I asked the manager what was going on and he said "about 3/1, would you like to place a bet, sir?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Queues are forming around the managers office at our local Tesco, people are shouting themselves Horse at the managers trying to get a refund as the meat content is too high. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asked local Tesco how long untill more burgers would be delivered was told they where under starters orders "
I don't believe you! Hoove you got this information from? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asked local Tesco how long untill more burgers would be delivered was told they where under starters orders
I don't believe you! Hoove you got this information from?"
No it's true got it from the horses mouth  |
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"Tesco have just launched their own meal package following on from competitors M&S who provide a 3 course package.
Tesco have gone one further, the product is called 'Horses four courses'"
I might add that this was from the horse's mouth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe this thread's got this far without a single mention of Shergar.....??  
What do you think you've been eating all these years?"
He weren't THAT big!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe this thread's got this far without a single mention of Shergar.....??
What do you think you've been eating all these years?
He weren't THAT big!!!
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No he wasn't, but I'm assured that Tescos had other runners.. er leading brands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Just read the story and it doesn't say there's horsemeat in burgers, just DNA. It could just be horse semen, so calm down, everyone."
That's a lot of fookin semen to make up 29% of it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Just read the story and it doesn't say there's horsemeat in burgers, just DNA. It could just be horse semen, so calm down, everyone."
Ah, the binding agent. That's okay then...... anyone seen Marc Almond in the vicinity of Tesco's meat freezer dept..????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Just read the story and it doesn't say there's horsemeat in burgers, just DNA. It could just be horse semen, so calm down, everyone.
That's a lot of fookin semen to make up 29% of it! "
Burgers with the special sauce already added? |
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I've just seen a woman standing outside Tesco holding a photograph of a horse.
As I walked past she said, "Excuse me sir, could you eat this?'
"Yeah, sure." I replied, taking it from her and putting it in my mouth.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our local Tescos got broken in last night and they asked a locksmith to make a bolt for the door."
Isn't that a case of locking the stable door after the horse has bolted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tesco Burgers, low in fat, high in shergar.
They're foal of goodness.
Get them quick they won't be around furlong.
Tesco crisis management team have got the bit between their teeth.
Dear Mr Tesco Please reassure me that your shepherds pie is made with 100% shepherds.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tesco Burgers, low in fat, high in shergar.
They're foal of goodness.
Get them quick they won't be around furlong.
Tesco crisis management team have got the bit between their teeth.
Dear Mr Tesco Please reassure me that your shepherds pie is made with 100% shepherds."
And the Lamb Cobbler is made with 100% ......... ?
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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" Just read the story and it doesn't say there's horsemeat in burgers, just DNA. It could just be horse semen, so calm down, everyone."
that's not a beefburger - it's a mush tucker trial!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hear one man saw a mother and child about to eat a Tesco burger and he dived in front of it and saved them.
I thought that was very CHEVALrous."
did he say whoaaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following the Tesco horsemeat scandal, rumours are circulating that traces of chicken have been found in a KFC Bargain Bucket!"
Be careful facebooking that, it could be construed as libel. |
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Still having a bit of trouble after eating one of the Tesco's burgers containing horsemeat. My condition is now stable,
I have had the trots, but after overcoming a few a hurdles,
I'm odds on to make a full recovery. |
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"Tesco have been running a competition to name their horse running in the grand national this year. out of thousands of entries they have chosen, 'well, I'll be burgered!' "
surely this one is the clear winner?
not the horse but the joke ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wot about iceland ,mcdonalds ,lidl ,aldi ,morrisons ,,,all got a bit horsey two,,,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My daughter wanted a horse for Xmas so mite pop into tesco and see if they got any left
My other daughter wanted the my little poney collection so wondering if tesco got that aswell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just went and checked i had a few of them tesco burgers in the fridge aaaaaaand they're off !!
Had one of those horse burgers from tesco last night gave me the trots don't worry though I'm stable now
Blimey it's not just tesco apparently they've now found camel toe leggings in primark
Think the horse DNA in tescos burgers is bad ?
Wait till they discover Aberdeen farmers DNA in the lamb rump steaks !!!
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Taken from my post in Scotland forums couldn't be bothered rewriting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe this thread's got this far without a single mention of Shergar.....??
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and can't beleive no one has realised that hamburgers is an anagram of Shergars Bum!  |
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