"I’m going to put my phone up my arse and see if the noise comes out my mouth.
The mr
You’re my kind of human. Thought I’d let you know before 3pm. "
Why what’s happening at 3pm ? By that time I’ll be elbow deep in Sunday dinner. Haven’t really got the time for the apocalypse.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Well I'm disappointed.
Nothing happened on my phone, even though I changed my mind and didn't shove it up my arse. 
A
You need to buy a new phone apparently and there's no choice. "
Feck that.
Obvs the lizard overlords aren't concerned about me enough to have to activate the nanobots in me.
Or the plague monkeys.....
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"Well I'm disappointed.
Nothing happened on my phone, even though I changed my mind and didn't shove it up my arse.
A"
Bad luck. That means you weren't chosen as a survivor when the government does it for real. |
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My phone is allegedly smart, smarter than me anyway because I didn't get a text or alarm - thankfully.
I didn't turn anything on or off - not that I would know how to anyway so I am just thankful to not be on Big Brother's to do list.
I'm told it's because my phone is, like me, too old and that I should get a new one - not so flippin likely - my phone is for my benefit not for others to abuse my privacy without invitation.
Thanks - but no thanks. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"My phone is allegedly smart, smarter than me anyway because I didn't get a text or alarm - thankfully.
I didn't turn anything on or off - not that I would know how to anyway so I am just thankful to not be on Big Brother's to do list.
I'm told it's because my phone is, like me, too old and that I should get a new one - not so flippin likely - my phone is for my benefit not for others to abuse my privacy without invitation.
Thanks - but no thanks."
Weird. I got nothing on my S22 Ultra.
Not exactly ancient.  
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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago
Between Norwich & Yarmouth |
I was disappointed, the noise was awful too. They could have picked a better sound.
Although the Japanese Earthquake one is even worse and regularly scares the shit out of my sister in the middle of the night but I think she appreciates the warning more than she would appreciate being thrown out of bed x |
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The alert alarm came through my cars hands free and honestly I nearly crashed and pulled over worried . Realised my phone was flashing!
Honestly I was terrified by the tone of it. |
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"The alert alarm came through my cars hands free and honestly I nearly crashed and pulled over worried . Realised my phone was flashing!
Honestly I was terrified by the tone of it. "
Really? You must scare easily. It was barely audible, even when holding in my hand as I swiped it away. |
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"The alert alarm came through my cars hands free and honestly I nearly crashed and pulled over worried . Realised my phone was flashing!
Honestly I was terrified by the tone of it.
Really? You must scare easily. It was barely audible, even when holding in my hand as I swiped it away. "
If only the government had put out some warning so people know exactly when yo expect it, what it meant and what to do... |
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