Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's the best and worst chat up lines you've you have had ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good one to use on Halloween…

Do I look like a haunted house? No? So you won’t need to scream when you come inside me

By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

my names dick do you like it

By *opetop4UMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

What are you doing dressed up like a slapper when I bet you're quite intelligent underneath?

We were married for 22 years!

By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'm sorry I didn't catch any of that, I was thinking about sucking your cock.

By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

Nice arse, shame about the boat race

By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

how do you like your eggs

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It is a lovely arse x

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Your eyes are like spanner’s.

Because everytime you look at me, my nut tighten.

Always gets a chuckle, and that’s all you need.

The mr

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haha I like that one