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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
I'm glad we have a joke thread tonight, really cheering me up after my experience today.
I paid £400 for a limousine but it didn't come with a driver.
All that money spent and nothing to chauffeur it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw a dwarf climbing down the wall of a prison. Thought to myself, that's a little condescending. 
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I heard that was a psychic dwarf that escaped. So there's a small medium at large. |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nun was taking a bath when she heard a knock at the door.
'Who is it?' She asked.
'Blind man' came the reply.
So, not feeling the need to cover herself, she opened the door
'Nice tits' said the man, 'where do you want your blinds?' |
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