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Cowboy cock suckers!! They were shooters of baileys and butterscotch liquor.
I was working a wedding with a mixed bunch and an American guy who was called Tex ( don't know if that was his name or not) and a particulary cocky gay Australian who wanted some shots. The name was cowboy = tex = Texan cowboy and cock sucker for the gay dude so I named it after them and charged the £7 each lol.
I was in Sydney a couple of years later and saw them on bar menus as common as we see jäger bombs advertised now. Bizarre fluke or was it the Australian who stole it!!! |
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over a year ago
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I genuinely believed I invented the fish finger sandwich. However it turned out upon telling my friends of this amazing new cuisine that everyone had already discovered them. Dammit!!!! |
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Yeah well I can imagine a totally new colour in my minds eye, that doesn’t resemble anything within the known spectrum or any of its variants….!.
Trouble is I can’t describe it because its totally unique ,,,
true or false?  |
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I invented the messy sandwich.
Slice of bread.
Potato waffle.
Bacon.
Fried Egg.
Leftover chilli from last night.
Baked beans.
Grated cheese.
Burger.
Slice of mexicana.
Second slice of bread.
Looks like a car crash - but tastes soooo good when hungover!  |
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"I invented the messy sandwich.
Slice of bread.
Potato waffle.
Bacon.
Fried Egg.
Leftover chilli from last night.
Baked beans.
Grated cheese.
Burger.
Slice of mexicana.
Second slice of bread.
Looks like a car crash - but tastes soooo good when hungover! "
Quick question (or two)
Did you have one of these this morning?
and
Does your burger have horse meat in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I invented the messy sandwich.
Slice of bread.
Potato waffle.
Bacon.
Fried Egg.
Leftover chilli from last night.
Baked beans.
Grated cheese.
Burger.
Slice of mexicana.
Second slice of bread.
Looks like a car crash - but tastes soooo good when hungover!
Quick question (or two)
Did you have one of these this morning?
and
Does your burger have horse meat in?"
I'd have loved one this morning!
And neigh - 100% moo cow!  |
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"Anyone believe they invented something that became really popular? : ) but no one believes them  haha"
I've had three messages tonight where ppl have said they are having a _acdoodle lol who knew statuses got read that much! Xxx |
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i invented my own flyin saucer made from a cardboard box and tin foil. I keep it in my wardrobe and when its dark , i sit in it and close my eyes, hum and i can go anywhere i want. Fuckin fone rang last nite and i nearly writ it off in an asteroid cluster just this side of andromida !  |
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"Cowboy cock suckers!! They were shooters of baileys and butterscotch liquor.
I was working a wedding with a mixed bunch and an American guy who was called Tex ( don't know if that was his name or not) and a particulary cocky gay Australian who wanted some shots. The name was cowboy = tex = Texan cowboy and cock sucker for the gay dude so I named it after them and charged the £7 each lol.
I was in Sydney a couple of years later and saw them on bar menus as common as we see jäger bombs advertised now. Bizarre fluke or was it the Australian who stole it!!! "
That sounds well nice!
I 'invented' Taboo and Blue WKD. Turns bright green and tastes beautiful, yet remains nameless (although I'm sure it'll have a proper name!) |
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Similar to the Cowboy Cocksucker story, I worked I a bar years ago and got asked if we sold cocktails. We didn't but mischievously I said 'yes' and asked what they wanted. They asked for any speciality, so I basically made a snowball and drizzled baileys over it. The baileys and advocaat congealed so I called it a 'Brain Dead' - an hour later, all the staff were asking me what one was because the orders were flowing in. I wouldn't mind, it looked and tasted disgusting!! |
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"Anyone believe they invented something that became really popular? : ) but no one believes them haha
I've had three messages tonight where ppl have said they are having a _acdoodle lol who knew statuses got read that much! Xxx"
Well keep going  I want the recognition I deserve lol. I want it in lights over every bar in the country. Our new campaign me thinks I'll book George again me thinks xx |
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"Anyone believe they invented something that became really popular? : ) but no one believes them haha
I've had three messages tonight where ppl have said they are having a _acdoodle lol who knew statuses got read that much! Xxx
Well keep going I want the recognition I deserve lol. I want it in lights over every bar in the country. Our new campaign me thinks I'll book George again me thinks xx"
Pmsl ill spread the word and no George, he's a diva! My turn this time and I choose Pink Floyd  |
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By *acdoodle OP Man
over a year ago
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"Anyone believe they invented something that became really popular? : ) but no one believes them haha
I've had three messages tonight where ppl have said they are having a _acdoodle lol who knew statuses got read that much! Xxx
Well keep going I want the recognition I deserve lol. I want it in lights over every bar in the country. Our new campaign me thinks I'll book George again me thinks xx
Pmsl ill spread the word and no George, he's a diva! My turn this time and I choose Pink Floyd "
Pink who? I'm to young to know who they are I'm afraid x |
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"mixed fruit jam and ready salted crisp sandwiches ... yummy!
really!!!!!
how did you even come up with this one?"
i was around 15 and was alternating between a bite of a sarnie and a crisp or two. just combined them one day lol |
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I invented Star wars day! May the fourth be with you.(may the force be with you) Texted this to some friends many years ago and it got forwarded all over the world. Its now an official date! |
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"I invented Star wars day! May the fourth be with you.(may the force be with you) Texted this to some friends many years ago and it got forwarded all over the world. Its now an official date! "
I thought it was invented in 1582 by pope gregory?
oh well, learn something new everyday. |
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"I invented Star wars day! May the fourth be with you.(may the force be with you) Texted this to some friends many years ago and it got forwarded all over the world. Its now an official date!
I thought it was invented in 1582 by pope gregory? Its's true I tell you.
oh well, learn something new everyday."
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