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By *reedyH OP Man
over a year ago
biggles |
"Old spice on the bollocks - nothing like it to wake you up in the morning… quick dance round- shower on cold - the burning gets worse…. Keep your deep heat… for the faint hearted …..  "
old spice is for the light weights fella. And anybody disagrees is a light weight. |
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Was applying deep heat on my legs once before a football match and completely forgot it was on my hands and went for a piss and it’s safe to say I will not be having a piss with deep heat on my hands again lol WOW my cock was literally on fire. It’s not a good feeling at all |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I don’t know about any of the rest of this madness, but giving a creme de menthe blow job was fun  "
That's a bit posh! 
All I ever got when I was younger was a listerine blowjob.... 
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An old friend on a hiking holiday got chaffed balls, his 'mates' gave him deep heat to help with the sore nut skin.
Apparently the screaming started a few mins later and he spent the evening sitting in a stream that ran past the camp site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t know about any of the rest of this madness, but giving a creme de menthe blow job was fun
That's a bit posh!
All I ever got when I was younger was a listerine blowjob....
A"
It was extra strong mints when I was younger. I upgraded  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I don’t know about any of the rest of this madness, but giving a creme de menthe blow job was fun
That's a bit posh!
All I ever got when I was younger was a listerine blowjob....
A
It was extra strong mints when I was younger. I upgraded "
Would have been worrying if it was polos.
And the guy fitted in the hole...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's frustrating when you're rubbing it on your back whilst staring out the window and before you know it you've got a sudden urge to masterbate because Susan from across the road is walking around the garden with her nightie tucked into her knickers that are the same colour as the Sahara desert and her dear husband Phil is calling her from the upstairs bathroom window because he can't find his teeth he thought he put in the bedside table. Turns out the dog stole them and buried them in the garden so now poor Susan and Phil are going to spend their evening on their hands and knees digging up the garden in search for his teeth. Whilst all this is going on you can feel your vulva getting tingly, you think it's just because you're in the mood but it's getting more and more to the point of it's becoming painful and you realise your grave error because your fingers were covered in deep heat so you're now sat fanning your vulva but still curious about the neighbours teeth situation.
At least you've got more wank material for later. 
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"Dam that sounds like it would burn the cock right off you. A girl once introduced me to a bit of tooth paste on both of us
Felt minted  "
I accidentally gave oral to my ex after minty mouthwash. Tingle |
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By *ez669Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Dam that sounds like it would burn the cock right off you. A girl once introduced me to a bit of tooth paste on both of us
Felt minted
I accidentally gave oral to my ex after minty mouthwash. Tingle "
My ex hated oral if I had used mouth was before lol |
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When my grandfather was a kid in the 1920's he had a bitter feud with his cousin who was visiting the farm from overseas.
Said cousin was a snitch and weasel who was always sucking up to the adults and getting my grandad into trouble. At some point he took ill to get ouy of doingbfarm chores. So my great grandmother, who doted on him, told my grandad to dab a touch of horse linement on his chest to help his breathing.
My grandfather then told his cousin that he was supposed to rub it everywhere, I repeat Everywhere! (Horse linement is like deep heat but for use on farm animals, so it's infinitely more powerful!)
5 min later cousin Elija was running naked around the farmhouse screaming "Fire Auntie Fire" thinking the house was burning down she tried grabbing him asking "where Elija where?"
Tiny Elija apparently found the strength to throw her off him, so that she landed on her bum and then he ran out of the house in the middle of the winter screaming "I can't tell you Auntie, call my uncle...."
After some searching they later found him sitting in the frozen horse trough, desperately trying to wash his burning arse and wedding tackle.... |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Made a bath with it once.... got in it,didn't think as had a long days aching work,thought it would work, (I was young then) never a f...again!! - memory recoils still from it...
 - sl@ve "
Bloke at the rugby club smeared Deep heat all over his legs, then went for a wee.
Went as well as you'd expect. |
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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago
swansea |
I am crying laughing
"When my grandfather was a kid in the 1920's he had a bitter feud with his cousin who was visiting the farm from overseas.
Said cousin was a snitch and weasel who was always sucking up to the adults and getting my grandad into trouble. At some point he took ill to get ouy of doingbfarm chores. So my great grandmother, who doted on him, told my grandad to dab a touch of horse linement on his chest to help his breathing.
My grandfather then told his cousin that he was supposed to rub it everywhere, I repeat Everywhere! (Horse linement is like deep heat but for use on farm animals, so it's infinitely more powerful!)
5 min later cousin Elija was running naked around the farmhouse screaming "Fire Auntie Fire" thinking the house was burning down she tried grabbing him asking "where Elija where?"
Tiny Elija apparently found the strength to throw her off him, so that she landed on her bum and then he ran out of the house in the middle of the winter screaming "I can't tell you Auntie, call my uncle...."
After some searching they later found him sitting in the frozen horse trough, desperately trying to wash his burning arse and wedding tackle.... "
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"I don’t know about any of the rest of this madness, but giving a creme de menthe blow job was fun
That's a bit posh!
All I ever got when I was younger was a listerine blowjob....
A
It was extra strong mints when I was younger. I upgraded "
And heres me
Thinking you couldn’t be more perfect!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t know about any of the rest of this madness, but giving a creme de menthe blow job was fun
That's a bit posh!
All I ever got when I was younger was a listerine blowjob....
A
It was extra strong mints when I was younger. I upgraded
And heres me
Thinking you couldn’t be more perfect!!! "
You’re an extra strong mints fan, TM? |
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By *ez669Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I don’t know about any of the rest of this madness, but giving a creme de menthe blow job was fun
That's a bit posh!
All I ever got when I was younger was a listerine blowjob....
A
It was extra strong mints when I was younger. I upgraded
And heres me
Thinking you couldn’t be more perfect!!!
You’re an extra strong mints fan, TM? "
I once had a girl cover my cock in pop rock the candy stuff that pops and crackles in your mouth. Was strange but enjoyable |
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"I don’t know about any of the rest of this madness, but giving a creme de menthe blow job was fun
That's a bit posh!
All I ever got when I was younger was a listerine blowjob....
A
It was extra strong mints when I was younger. I upgraded
And heres me
Thinking you couldn’t be more perfect!!!
You’re an extra strong mints fan, TM? "
I’m an RFD fan…have been for quite some time xx I think you might already know that … xx  |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
North Norfolk |
"Made a bath with it once.... got in it,didn't think as had a long days aching work,thought it would work, (I was young then) never a f...again!! - memory recoils still from it...
Some kind teammates sprayed Deep Heat on my jockstrap before a training session one night.....not good!!!
- sl@ve
Bloke at the rugby club smeared Deep heat all over his legs, then went for a wee.
Went as well as you'd expect. "
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
North Norfolk |
A rugby club I played for had a great relationship with the local teaching hospital nurses (we did give them a lot of "business" for their training), we always got invited to their parties. At one party, one of our players got absolutely sh*t faced and slept. Whilst he was out, his "two veg" got painted with nail varnish!
Options.....nail varnish remover (basically neat alcohol) or crack it off!
Lots of screaming from the bathroom |
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