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You know you're getting old..
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When you actually speak in full sentences instead of slang or abbreviations and don’t have a clue what your children talk about when they get home.
Ranting about turning shit off, including the lights, heating or hairdryer.
When you start the sentence with ‘In our time’
When a good weekend is having a night of unbroken sleep!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you find yourself making strange noises whenever you bend down.
Going upstairs or into a room and forgetting why.
When you forget what you were doing while you're actually doing it. |
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I used to see a grumpy old person and think what a miserable sod they were.
But now thats me. And i bloody enjoy being grumpy. I love a good moan and groan especially with people who also enjoy a good moan and whinge it makes my day.
Also people expect less from you if you act grumpy. |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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It's trying to see certain things. Like a 6pt single spaced font size. I just think why the fuck are they doing this. Packaging is another one. When you resort to getting the stanley knife or kitchen scissors to attack plastic moulded packaging.
Physically I'm doing ok (touch woood). A lot more funerals, its my generation now, not my parents. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you tell your kids to ‘turn that racket down, I can’t hear myself bloody think here’  "
Ah but do you turn the car music down to help you look for your destination as you are arriving somewhere new? |
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"When every joint in your body creaks when you wake up "
Mate when you need to move it or lose it. I can no longer spend a day in bed....My body will be like: "you just spent 24 hours doing nothing but lying on your fat arse and now you want to go for a walk up a hill...Nah not going to happen."
True pandemic story...couldn't walk up a hill that I used to run up. We won't talk about the muscle knot in my left glute from sitting too long on zoom meetings.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When it's sunny outside and instead of living life in all its rich tapestry, I decide to do the hoover instead 
Beans, you're at least a full 10yrs younger than me, FFS!  "
I have an old heart. That 70 year old man didn't need anyway |
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"When it's sunny outside and instead of living life in all its rich tapestry, I decide to do the hoover instead
Beans, you're at least a full 10yrs younger than me, FFS!
I have an old heart. That 70 year old man didn't need anyway"
At least you don't have a wooden heart....  |
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How do you know you're getting old? "
I think as an adult there comes a time in your life when radio 2 just hits the spot.
My dad is radio 2 through and through as I teen I vowed not to listen to such “ shite “. But now I’m 40 I get it.
The mr |
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"How do you know you're getting old? "
When you are sure you’ve posted on a forum thread but can’t remember what you put only to find out when scrolling through that not only has you’re memory failed you about what you posted but your imagination has kicked in and you didn’t post at all.
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The minute you stop living.
Mark Twain famously said “Most men are dead at 27, we just bury them at 72.”
I am grateful for every minute of life and see my greatest years ahead of me!! Never stop living!! Stay alive!! Never grow “old”!!
Cheers and all the best! |
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