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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you were a used car for sale what would your mileage be based on your sexual encounters, and what would your description say about you?
I would be good little runner with low mileage, and has a good bit of poke when needed.
Body work needs a little attention, but with some tlc will be a great purchase.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd be a reliable good runner with a few scrapes and dents. I'd be good at long distance journeys and could handle a fast pace! Short journeys wouldn't be a problem and my mileage is ticking over quite nicely but no where near the time for the scrap yard! Oh and I'd be red!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd be a reliable good runner with a few scrapes and dents. I'd be good at long distance journeys and could handle a fast pace! Short journeys wouldn't be a problem and my mileage is ticking over quite nicely but no where near the time for the scrap yard! Oh and I'd be red! "
I look forward to taking you for a test drive.   |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
nice classic sports tourer good on the open road and on the tight twisty stuff loves the curves and fantastic grip .
responds well to a good polis now and again not overly thirsty and no oil smoke
never raced or rallied chassis strait with no rot |
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I'd be a performance sports car - goes like the clappers when running, needs confident handling and runs best with an assured driver who's willing to learn my foibles but currently in the garage having some work done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vauxhall cavalier, getting old and rickity, struggling to start in the morning, back fires alot, expensive on the gas, not great top end, but a good sized body |
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By (user no longer on site)
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33000miles. On a 79 plate. Hi top. Very long wheel base. Gose like a bat out of hell round a circuit. Or evan better on a long distance run.
Body work in fantastic condition. Front pipe could do with a little tlc. Lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were a used car for sale what would your mileage be based on your sexual encounters, and what would your description say about you?
I would be good little runner with low mileage, and has a good bit of poke when needed.
Body work needs a little attention, but with some tlc will be a great purchase. "
lotus.... lots of trouble usually SEXUAL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Me I'd be a fun ride ....... plenty of mileage left ....... all parts in good working order ........... very reliable ........ completes the journey ..... body work not tooo bad, headlights well prominent lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me I'd be a fun ride ....... plenty of mileage left ....... all parts in good working order ........... very reliable ........ completes the journey ..... body work not tooo bad, headlights well prominent lol
You forgot dodgy tailgate 
oh yeah I did .......... "
perhaps I should say has a sting in the tail ............. lol  |
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"Probably a pink land rover,slightly on the big side, not designed for the city, girly, bit of a guzzler, but can take a rough ride. "
I was going to say Land Rover Defender...
Likes it rough and dirty...
Needs a firm hand to control.
Average milage but mainly used in the rough and some times found in deep water
V8 a bit thirsty but loads of grunt....
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By (user no longer on site)
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A Capri. Old but shapely and still catches the eye to old car enthusiasts. Higher than average mileage but an experienced ride that will go round the block many times to come. Oh log book is lost... |
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