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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Knock knock
A
Who’s there?
Says
A
Says who?
J"
Says me! 
Badum Tisch.
A
*fucking hell....been waiting for what seems an eternity someone to finish that one. I can leave the house now |
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"Knock knock
A
Who’s there?
Says
A
Says who?
J
Says me!
Badum Tisch.
A
*fucking hell....been waiting for what seems an eternity someone to finish that one. I can leave the house now "
I had to check 3 times that we were still mid-joke and that I wasn't being dumb. 
J |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Knock knock
A
Who’s there?
Says
A
Says who?
J
Says me!
Badum Tisch.
A
*fucking hell....been waiting for what seems an eternity someone to finish that one. I can leave the house now
I had to check 3 times that we were still mid-joke and that I wasn't being dumb.
J"
Joke completed succesfully! 
Ta muchly.
I'll think of another later. Probably won't be funny again either, but hey......
A |
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The first time I went to bed with my girlfriend and dropped my trousers, she said "you've got a small organ". I looked between her legs and said "I didn't know I'd be playing in a great huge church".  |
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By *ez669Man
over a year ago
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My last girlfriend once asked do these jeans make me look fat
I asked do you promise not to get mad no matter whaf I say
You have my word she said
OK then I'd love to fuck your sister  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?
Is this the "I don't know" joke & you respond "do you want to come on a picnic"?"
That's the one |
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