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By *omedyGuy OP Man over a year ago

London

I asked my pet lion how he liked his meat. He said, “RAWWWWWWWW!!!”

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Knock knock

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By *omedyGuy OP Man over a year ago

London

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who’s there?"

A. He just said.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Knock knock

Who’s there?"

Says

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

What's blue and not heavy?

Light blue.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What's blue and not heavy?

Light blue."

A dwarf with pneumonia.

Or a smurf.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman over a year ago

Newcastle

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An Investigator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin?

You Cum in one, and go in the other.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

What's the difference between a seagull and a puppy?

The seagull flits along the shore...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Two flys in an airing cupboard. Which ones the hardest ?

The one in the tank.

The mr

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

Says

Says who?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

Says

Says who?

Says me!

Badum Tisch.

*fucking hell....been waiting for what seems an eternity someone to finish that one. I can leave the house now

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

Says

Says who?

Says me!

Badum Tisch.

*fucking hell....been waiting for what seems an eternity someone to finish that one. I can leave the house now

I had to check 3 times that we were still mid-joke and that I wasn't being dumb.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

Says

Says who?

Says me!

Badum Tisch.

*fucking hell....been waiting for what seems an eternity someone to finish that one. I can leave the house now

I had to check 3 times that we were still mid-joke and that I wasn't being dumb.

Joke completed succesfully!

Ta muchly.

I'll think of another later. Probably won't be funny again either, but hey......

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By *oshnbex30Couple over a year ago

yorkshire

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You hear about the poo that tried to sing? It just sat there humming.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A man went to the doctor cause his "daddy " parts were turning yellow, Dr. Asked what do you do?,the man said" I'm retired, I sit and eat Cheetos and watch porn"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What goes "click click, have I done it?click click, have I done it?"

Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's cube

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam.

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

My penis was in the Guiness book of world records! But then the librarian asked me to take it out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you hide a horse?

Marscapone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?

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By *omedyGuy OP Man over a year ago

London

My wife calls me “Tripod” because whenever we have a 3some it’s my job to hold the camera!

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By *ts the taking part thatMan over a year ago

southampton

"What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?"

Is this the "I don't know" joke & you respond "do you want to come on a picnic"?

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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By *ensualAsiansCouple over a year ago

London

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

‘If we don’t get any support around here, someones gonna think we’re nuts’

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I had sex in a lift it was wrong on so many levels

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Our very good friend Gavin passed away from indigestion yesterday. We can't believe Gav is gone.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

The first time I went to bed with my girlfriend and dropped my trousers, she said "you've got a small organ". I looked between her legs and said "I didn't know I'd be playing in a great huge church".