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By *lirty14u OP Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
I can't believe the Great Garage Marmite Thief hasn't been brought up on here yet. [The story is on BBC News, under England, Northamptonshire] They even have a photo of him, surely they just need to go through the pics on here and "elementry my dear Wastson, case closed!"  |
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By *lirty14u OP Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
[Falsetto]
"Keith! Keith! Have you been at my marmite again, man. That's so uncool! I was saving that!"
[Gutteral rasp]
"For fucks sake, shut up, Mick. I'm so going to twat you one. Just as soon as I get down from this palm tree..."
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"I can't believe the Great Garage Marmite Thief hasn't been brought up on here yet. [The story is on BBC News, under England, Northamptonshire] They even have a photo of him, surely they just need to go through the pics on here and "elementry my dear Wastson, case closed!" "
I did mention it on another thread somewhere.
What gets me is that he went back to one shop the next day to get two jars he'd missed!!! |
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"Well, it only got posted on BBC at 9.25am this morning, so whoever was blabbing before obviously knows too much about it.... The finger of suspicion points.... "
Nope, not me guv..... honest.
Actually it was in the Sun newspaper a few days ago, maybe fri or sat of last week? |
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By *lirty14u OP Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Addiction. It's the only word for it. You can see them in city street alleys, jacking up with toast. Sometimes they even spread it on with their fingers, they're so far gone.
"Wanna score some dark spread?" You here that at parties all the time.... |
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