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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Could you write a story using forumites usernames?
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PetiteWoman was having a full English with tea while wearing rose tinted glasses
Can you continue it or write your own?
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I was climbing a mountain, getting right to the top of its Misty Peaks. All of a sudden I Felix Sighted a cougar with spikes portruding from its head. I thought to myself that must be one of those HornyCougars or maybe it was an Obi Fox or even an irishUnicorn.
Woody B safe to approach it? Perhaps if I gave it some food, maybe a Cookie, some Crispy Duck or even a Full English with tea - I wanted to as I really Love Cats...
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"I was climbing a mountain, getting right to the top of its Misty Peaks. All of a sudden I Felix Sighted a cougar with spikes portruding from its head. I thought to myself that must be one of those HornyCougars or maybe it was an Obi Fox or even an irishUnicorn.
Woody B safe to approach it? Perhaps if I gave it some food, maybe a Cookie, some Crispy Duck or even a Full English with tea - I wanted to as I really Love Cats...
(Took me far too long - must get back to work!) "
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"I was climbing a mountain, getting right to the top of its Misty Peaks. All of a sudden I Felix Sighted a cougar with spikes portruding from its head. I thought to myself that must be one of those HornyCougars or maybe it was an Obi Fox or even an irishUnicorn.
Woody B safe to approach it? Perhaps if I gave it some food, maybe a Cookie, some Crispy Duck or even a Full English with tea - I wanted to as I really Love Cats...
(Took me far too long - must get back to work!) "
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Miss fickle, macky and vanilla boy all went to a clique meeting they met up with privateparts, danglyballs and mys wild who were decidedly rambunctious then along came Hkphooey, obi_fox turned up on his own then tea for two hobbled in he just kicked the horse on way in then nicecouple jumped on top to start things off, wonko decidedly upset not to have been invited bursts in with a shaven face nobody recognised him and slipped on bananaman, dancer helped him up only to be so surprised by red for dangers iminent arrival then the very social posh came in omg she said lets not mention cliques in case shag finds out  |
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"I was climbing a mountain, getting right to the top of its Misty Peaks. All of a sudden I Felix Sighted a cougar with spikes portruding from its head. I thought to myself that must be one of those HornyCougars or maybe it was an Obi Fox or even an irishUnicorn.
Woody B safe to approach it? Perhaps if I gave it some food, maybe a Cookie, some Crispy Duck or even a Full English with tea - I wanted to as I really Love Cats...
(Took me far too long - must get back to work!) "
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
Once upon a time, in a cosy little cottage nestled in the countryside, a petite woman sat with General Kenobi, enjoying a hearty full English breakfast with a cup of tea. They were seated at the Knights of the coffee table, admiring a pair of _ose-tinted glasses that were carefully placed atop it.
As they enjoyed their meal, the conversation shifted to the renowned artist, Arty Ian, and his unique style of creating art that was both beautiful chaos. They marvelled at the way he could blend colours and create shapes that seemed to come alive before their very eyes.
Just then, their attention was drawn to a little bird perched outside the window. It had just flown in from the misty peaks, and its feathers were ruffled as if it had encountered some sort of red for danger. The red colour of the bird's plumage was a stark reminder of the perilous world that lay beyond the safety of the cottage. |
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"Once upon a time, in a cosy little cottage nestled in the countryside, a petite woman sat with General Kenobi, enjoying a hearty full English breakfast with a cup of tea. They were seated at the Knights of the coffee table, admiring a pair of _ose-tinted glasses that were carefully placed atop it.
As they enjoyed their meal, the conversation shifted to the renowned artist, Arty Ian, and his unique style of creating art that was both beautiful chaos. They marvelled at the way he could blend colours and create shapes that seemed to come alive before their very eyes.
Just then, their attention was drawn to a little bird perched outside the window. It had just flown in from the misty peaks, and its feathers were ruffled as if it had encountered some sort of red for danger. The red colour of the bird's plumage was a stark reminder of the perilous world that lay beyond the safety of the cottage."
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"I was climbing a mountain, getting right to the top of its Misty Peaks. All of a sudden I Felix Sighted a cougar with spikes portruding from its head. I thought to myself that must be one of those HornyCougars or maybe it was an Obi Fox or even an irishUnicorn.
Woody B safe to approach it? Perhaps if I gave it some food, maybe a Cookie, some Crispy Duck or even a Full English with tea - I wanted to as I really Love Cats...
(Took me far too long - must get back to work!) "
Brilliant |
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A Long-leggedblond, White Gentleman with YeuxBleus sat, contemplating his Full English breakfast with tea. He smiles, remembering the PG tips adverts with the tea monkey. He dunks his Cookie whilst admiring the view of distant MistyPeaks, listening to a Littlebird sing. As a native San Franciscan, he's a 49erlover and is Justbrowsing the Monday night games. He considers himself an OldFashionedGent and whilst not a CaptainCaveman, certainly a Manforkinkywomen who wants a Shag Tonight. Ideally with a Super Shy, PetiteWoman who enjoys wearing sexystockings and always has Diamondsmiles for him. Someone down to earth and NotSoPosh whom he could just send a straightforward "fuck4u" message and won't deem him a mrmanslut and block him. Oh, give this SensualLover a chance and Cede control to him for a night of deliciouschaos. He wonders if he got a tattoo, would women think it a Tasty Tatsy or not? Maybe stop shaving too and be an InkedandBeard man. He feels a neon sign should now be flashing RedforDanger because he's clearly feeling a bit down and Blu. Oh Fiddlesticks, he thinks, absently scratching his privateparts. His head is in the clouds and he's being goofy. He thinks long and hard then puts on his Rose-tinted Glasses to watch Mellrose place re-runs on his favourite channel, JennieTV. Later, when he pops to Cafe Nero for his afernoon cup of JoeBeans, he'll be Backformore on Fab. |
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"A Long-leggedblond, White Gentleman with YeuxBleus sat, contemplating his Full English breakfast with tea. He smiles, remembering the PG tips adverts with the tea monkey. He dunks his Cookie whilst admiring the view of distant MistyPeaks, listening to a Littlebird sing. As a native San Franciscan, he's a 49erlover and is Justbrowsing the Monday night games. He considers himself an OldFashionedGent and whilst not a CaptainCaveman, certainly a Manforkinkywomen who wants a Shag Tonight. Ideally with a Super Shy, PetiteWoman who enjoys wearing sexystockings and always has Diamondsmiles for him. Someone down to earth and NotSoPosh whom he could just send a straightforward "fuck4u" message and won't deem him a mrmanslut and block him. Oh, give this SensualLover a chance and Cede control to him for a night of deliciouschaos. He wonders if he got a tattoo, would women think it a Tasty Tatsy or not? Maybe stop shaving too and be an InkedandBeard man. He feels a neon sign should now be flashing RedforDanger because he's clearly feeling a bit down and Blu. Oh Fiddlesticks, he thinks, absently scratching his privateparts. His head is in the clouds and he's being goofy. He thinks long and hard then puts on his Rose-tinted Glasses to watch Mellrose place re-runs on his favourite channel, JennieTV. Later, when he pops to Cafe Nero for his afernoon cup of JoeBeans, he'll be Backformore on Fab."
Unbelievable! |
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"A Long-leggedblond, White Gentleman with YeuxBleus sat, contemplating his Full English breakfast with tea. He smiles, remembering the PG tips adverts with the tea monkey. He dunks his Cookie whilst admiring the view of distant MistyPeaks, listening to a Littlebird sing. As a native San Franciscan, he's a 49erlover and is Justbrowsing the Monday night games. He considers himself an OldFashionedGent and whilst not a CaptainCaveman, certainly a Manforkinkywomen who wants a Shag Tonight. Ideally with a Super Shy, PetiteWoman who enjoys wearing sexystockings and always has Diamondsmiles for him. Someone down to earth and NotSoPosh whom he could just send a straightforward "fuck4u" message and won't deem him a mrmanslut and block him. Oh, give this SensualLover a chance and Cede control to him for a night of deliciouschaos. He wonders if he got a tattoo, would women think it a Tasty Tatsy or not? Maybe stop shaving too and be an InkedandBeard man. He feels a neon sign should now be flashing RedforDanger because he's clearly feeling a bit down and Blu. Oh Fiddlesticks, he thinks, absently scratching his privateparts. His head is in the clouds and he's being goofy. He thinks long and hard then puts on his Rose-tinted Glasses to watch Mellrose place re-runs on his favourite channel, JennieTV. Later, when he pops to Cafe Nero for his afernoon cup of JoeBeans, he'll be Backformore on Fab."
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"A Long-leggedblond, White Gentleman with YeuxBleus sat, contemplating his Full English breakfast with tea. He smiles, remembering the PG tips adverts with the tea monkey. He dunks his Cookie whilst admiring the view of distant MistyPeaks, listening to a Littlebird sing. As a native San Franciscan, he's a 49erlover and is Justbrowsing the Monday night games. He considers himself an OldFashionedGent and whilst not a CaptainCaveman, certainly a Manforkinkywomen who wants a Shag Tonight. Ideally with a Super Shy, PetiteWoman who enjoys wearing sexystockings and always has Diamondsmiles for him. Someone down to earth and NotSoPosh whom he could just send a straightforward "fuck4u" message and won't deem him a mrmanslut and block him. Oh, give this SensualLover a chance and Cede control to him for a night of deliciouschaos. He wonders if he got a tattoo, would women think it a Tasty Tatsy or not? Maybe stop shaving too and be an InkedandBeard man. He feels a neon sign should now be flashing RedforDanger because he's clearly feeling a bit down and Blu. Oh Fiddlesticks, he thinks, absently scratching his privateparts. His head is in the clouds and he's being goofy. He thinks long and hard then puts on his Rose-tinted Glasses to watch Mellrose place re-runs on his favourite channel, JennieTV. Later, when he pops to Cafe Nero for his afernoon cup of JoeBeans, he'll be Backformore on Fab."
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I’ll attempt tomorrow x
