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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
I really love names. Walking round a cemetery, reading the headstones is a cheery hobby 
But some names are just a cut above the rest. So, what names have you come across that are a bit special? People you've met, graves you've read, or names on the work database.
My favourites are Mrs Troll, Mrs Furniturewallah, and Paige Turner.
Plus honourable mention to the Lily Pond that my mum once met, and the Mr Hyacinth Wenceslas she heard on the radio. |
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Anna Marie Balding was interviewed for itv racing this afternoon as her top trainer husbands representative at Newmarket today.
I know it’s not all that uncommon but I really enjoyed reading Anna Marie on my television screen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a dentist in Glasgow called Dr Atif Bashir 
Are you sure he's not a doorman?"
With that name he'd have to be one or the other, and he's not very scary looking! |
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Then you definitely want to get hold of a book called Potty, Farewell and Knob. The author trawled through census data and births marriages and deaths over a few hundred years which is all available online. The book is a list of extraordinary apparently real British names. These include:
Pat Fenis
Carey Hunt
Shat Butler
Farting Clack
Herbert Sherbert
Shitty Dikins
...and many more.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really went to first school with a Michael Hunt.
Ironic really as he really was a dick."
My beastie from little school actually married Mike Hunt and he refused to be called Michael |
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Theres a doctor in Leeds cardiology department called Dr Pepper. Don’t know what their first name is. Just saw the name on the door.
Always wondered how many people ask. What the worse than can happen
The mr |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Then you definitely want to get hold of a book called Potty, Fartwell and Knob. The author trawled through census data and births marriages and deaths over a few hundred years which is all available online. The book is a list of extraordinary apparently real British names. These include:
Pat Fenis
Carey Hunt
Shat Butler
Farting Clack
Herbert Sherbert
Shitty Dikins
...and many more.
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That book was the first gift I ever gave my husband
Our 10 year old currently has it by his bed and so e nights laughs himself to sleep with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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M-Balz es Hari
Grabhir Boubi
Haid D’Salami
Hous Bin-Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M’Drurz
Al Suq Akweer
Mustaf Herod ApYur Poupr
Awan AFuqya
Youl Strokheet Al-wach
Apul Madeek-Aoud
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Uncle used to work for a Peter Parrot, he had to repeat the name several times to my Aunty so she wouldn't laugh when introduced to him. So his Christmas do comes around and my Uncle introduces my Aunt to his boss, his boss introduces himself
"Hi, I'm Peter Parrot, and this is my wife Polly"
My Aunty rolled on the floor with laughter and my Uncles boss replied "we get that a lot" |
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We think his mum was taking the piss 
