 |
By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
"My mum and dad's cat had 12 kittens today and they can't cope." my wife said. "Will you go round, put them in a sack and drown them in the canal?"
"I can't do that!" I said horrified. "Your mum yeah, but I quite like your dad."
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
We were having some friends over for dinner and my wife was getting nervous.
"When it's time to eat," she said, "do I say 'Dinner is ready' or 'Dinner is served'?"
I said, "If it's anything like your usual cooking, just say 'Dinner is fucked'."
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"We were having some friends over for dinner and my wife was getting nervous.
"When it's time to eat," she said, "do I say 'Dinner is ready' or 'Dinner is served'?"
I said, "If it's anything like your usual cooking, just say 'Dinner is fucked'."
"
We dont have a dinner gong in our house. We just wait for the smoke alarm to go off!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
"We were having some friends over for dinner and my wife was getting nervous.
"When it's time to eat," she said, "do I say 'Dinner is ready' or 'Dinner is served'?"
I said, "If it's anything like your usual cooking, just say 'Dinner is fucked'."
We dont have a dinner gong in our house. We just wait for the smoke alarm to go off!!"
LOL |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
