FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > often repeated but wrong sayings

often repeated but wrong sayings

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor

Those things people say when not using their own brain

i ll start with All cocks look the same

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jimmy if you fall out of that tree and break your leg dont come running to me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor


"Jimmy if you fall out of that tree and break your leg dont come running to me"

lol a mum special ,like it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I promise when elected....."

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I left it chained to the railings and when I returned,,,,,, "There its was…gone!"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shut that door! Was you born in a barn

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it wasn't my fault !!!!!! lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can’t “Unloosen” the top off that jar…… eh!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your always changing your mind...you will never hang yaself wt?????

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nobody wants to see cock shots, or open vaginas or gaping arseholes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor

lol , its true we all talk rubbish

and when i have my cake i want to eat it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not a saying, but a word....

Whereby.

To say this is over used, and generally in the wrong context when what the individual really means 'in which', would be an understatement ..... Grrrrrrrrr!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"chomping at the bit"

As Mongrel's Nelson the fox said as he banged Scott Mills head on a desk, "It's Champing! Champing champing champing champing"......etc

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


""chomping at the bit"

As Mongrel's Nelson the fox said as he banged Scott Mills head on a desk, "It's Champing! Champing champing champing champing"......etc"

Lol same with "can't be asked" it's can't be "ARSED"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

my favourite untrue saying is

"the truth never hurt anybody" Oh yes it did!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fav welsh saying.

Ill do it now in a minute. Meaning anytime this year.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If the wind changes, your face will stay like that.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor


"Fav welsh saying.

Ill do it now in a minute. Meaning anytime this year."

some crackers here while on the welsh sayings ; its just half a mile up the road...... normally 4 miles

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"You'll find it in the last place you look" - er, of course I will cos I won't carry on fucking looking for it after I've found it will I!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When asking directions in Ireland, a common reply is...

"Well, I wouldn't start from here...."

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Clean the " window screen" instead of windscreen (Screens originally protected against the wind as in model T Ford..).....on " tender hooks" instead of tenter hooks. ( these hooks were used to dry cloth or hang meat from with sharp points). "It's always the last place you look". Well you wouldn't continue searching in other places if you have found it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


""You'll find it in the last place you look" - er, of course I will cos I won't carry on fucking looking for it after I've found it will I!

"

sorry missed your message

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor

and what is a candlestick holder uhh

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"I looked high and low for it and couldn't find it" ......well look in the middle then that's where it'll be grrrr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"and what is a candlestick holder uhh"

I have many ...a candlestick holder stops the wax dripping over you and your furniture

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're all the same height lying down! grrr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"We're all the same height lying down! grrr"
yep especially if you have big boobs then you're still higher than me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor


"and what is a candlestick holder uhh

I have many ...a candlestick holder stops the wax dripping over you and your furniture"

a candlestick does that the holder bit we add for no reason x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and what is a candlestick holder uhh"

I had to think about that lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jimmy if you fall out of that tree and break your leg dont come running to me"

lol or the good old

if you dont stop crying i'll give you something to cry for

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a couple of terms we use in our little world of electricians. One of them is a EIC, which means an Electrical Installation Certificate, but I've heard so many people refer to it as an EIC Certificate. Does my nut in does that.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"and what is a candlestick holder uhh

I have many ...a candlestick holder stops the wax dripping over you and your furniturea candlestick does that the holder bit we add for no reason x"

no a candlestick was used in the fifteenth century but was not flat bottomed but pointed so you would need a piece of wood with a hole in it to place the candlestick otherwise it would fall over

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ball 'Bareans' are.... Ball BEARINGS!!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor


"There's a couple of terms we use in our little world of electricians. One of them is a EIC, which means an Electrical Installation Certificate, but I've heard so many people refer to it as an EIC Certificate. Does my nut in does that."

lol id always wondered what the c meant

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor


"and what is a candlestick holder uhh

I have many ...a candlestick holder stops the wax dripping over you and your furniturea candlestick does that the holder bit we add for no reason x no a candlestick was used in the fifteenth century but was not flat bottomed but pointed so you would need a piece of wood with a hole in it to place the candlestick otherwise it would fall over"

fifteenth century , sometimes its easier to just be wrong lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you have lost something and someone asks 'where did you have it last ?' Well if I knew that I would have it.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor


"When you have lost something and someone asks 'where did you have it last ?' Well if I knew that I would have it."

one of the more annoying forms of help lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

MY old ma had a couple sayings when we were crying as kids, one would be cry more you'll wee less, and the other was what's up with you? You've seen your own arse and don't like the colour

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shut that door! Was you born in a barn "

Haha my mum says that.. I always so "i donno you was there" lol!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *xaratvTV/TS  over a year ago

bolton

its too cold for snow

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"its too cold for snow "

Ha ha reminds me of a comedy sketch. It's minus 40 in the artic and there's bloomin heaps of the stuff there

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"You'll have another thing/think coming" I've always said thing because it's usually in response to something that will happen, but apparently it's meant to be think, because you'll rethink when you realise you're wrong (kinda thing)

Lend and borrow also have different meanings but a lot of people don't seem to know that!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do we say "cheap at half the price! - of course it wud be cheap at half the price really we shud say cheap at twice the price?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

or irish , "its just down there", could be miles and miles away.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


""You'll have another thing/think coming" I've always said thing because it's usually in response to something that will happen, but apparently it's meant to be think, because you'll rethink when you realise you're wrong (kinda thing)

Lend and borrow also have different meanings but a lot of people don't seem to know that!"

Yep " can I lend that from you" really bugs me too

...another think coming ...old English again speaking again. Not quite text speak lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A damp squid....

aren't they all, most of the time?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor


"A damp squid....

aren't they all, most of the time?"

they are but i think its damp squib

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor

all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Make sure you put on clean underwear you might get run over"

Seeing a bus coming at you will probably cause a bowl movement anyway.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"all knight long can tell us what a squib is? "

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib"

Not to be confused with a Harry Potter squib lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *im and whore OP   Couple  over a year ago

near bangor


"all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib"

ah ,now it makes sense. ty

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib"

Squib's a firework isn't it?

"well that went off like a damp squib", used to describe something that was a big anti-climax, a big bang that fizzled out etc

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"A damp squid....

aren't they all, most of the time?

they are but i think its damp squib "

It is squib - a type of firework which if damp would be a trifle disappointing...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"all knight long can tell us what a squib is?

A small explosive device....hence as useful ( not) as a damp squib

ah ,now it makes sense. ty "

Yes no octopus or squid in sight lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No offence but... Normally followed by something offensive.

And I'm sorry but

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *xaratvTV/TS  over a year ago

bolton

What's about "its a piece of piss"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0312

0