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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

Who likes a bit of Alan?

Love and Peace

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By * Le ShhhhhMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alan, Alan, Alan....

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Steve!!!!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Alan, Alan, Alan....

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Steve!!!!"

Sack Lynn

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Now you’re outing your real name?!?!

Alan you minx

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Isn't he a partridge?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Now you’re outing your real name?!?!

Alan you minx

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I have outed my name but it’s ‘Sex’ and not ‘Alan’

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

I woust to speak with someone called Alan on kIk it was the only person i ever met that was more shy than me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Isn't he a partridge?"

In a pear tree

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Now you’re outing your real name?!?!

Alan you minx

I have outed my name but it’s ‘Sex’ and not ‘Alan’ "

Don’t lie Alan

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I woust to speak with someone called Alan on kIk it was the only person i ever met that was more shy than me "

Did Alan give you a bit of Alan?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never shagged an Alan actually

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man  over a year ago

Stourbridge

Used to text on old phones pre iPhone etc and it used to change coal to anal.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

It's just code, this. It's Nala you're after

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Sunday Bloody Sunday.’ What a great song. It encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn’t it? You wake up in the morning, you’ve got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you’ve got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think ‘Sunday, bloody Sunday!’”

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

Your sirname must have got a giggle in class when you were at school.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Sunday Bloody Sunday.’ What a great song. It encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn’t it? You wake up in the morning, you’ve got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you’ve got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think ‘Sunday, bloody Sunday!’”"

Errrrrr that's not what it's about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it National Alan Day as well?

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol


"Sunday Bloody Sunday.’ What a great song. It encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn’t it? You wake up in the morning, you’ve got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you’ve got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think ‘Sunday, bloody Sunday!’”

Errrrrr that's not what it's about "

Alan Partridge quote....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Now you’re outing your real name?!?!

Alan you minx

I have outed my name but it’s ‘Sex’ and not ‘Alan’

Don’t lie Alan "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Never shagged an Alan actually "

My underpants have just fallen down

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Used to text on old phones pre iPhone etc and it used to change coal to anal. "

I heard you once taken it up the coal chute

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby


"I woust to speak with someone called Alan on kIk it was the only person i ever met that was more shy than me

Did Alan give you a bit of Alan? "

No never he was very selfish i believe

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"It's just code, this. It's Nala you're after "

Does she have big tits?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never shagged an Alan actually

My underpants have just fallen down "

Tried getting some new elastics?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I met Alan Sex once.

He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Now you’re outing your real name?!?!

Alan you minx

I have outed my name but it’s ‘Sex’ and not ‘Alan’

Don’t lie Alan "

Oh... Alan is absolutely going to stick now

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Now you’re outing your real name?!?!

Alan you minx

I have outed my name but it’s ‘Sex’ and not ‘Alan’

Don’t lie Alan

Oh... Alan is absolutely going to stick now"

It really suits him

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Now you’re outing your real name?!?!

Alan you minx

I have outed my name but it’s ‘Sex’ and not ‘Alan’

Don’t lie Alan

Oh... Alan is absolutely going to stick now

It really suits him "

It does

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby


"I met Alan Sex once.

He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny."

I think is the same one i was talking about

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Lyn, I’m not driving a mini metro

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Never shagged an Alan actually

My underpants have just fallen down

Tried getting some new elastics? "

I got Velcro ones instead

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Calm down, Lynn! You are suffering from minor women’s whiplash....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Now you’re outing your real name?!?!

Alan you minx

I have outed my name but it’s ‘Sex’ and not ‘Alan’

Don’t lie Alan

Oh... Alan is absolutely going to stick now"

It’s going to stick alright, stick all over your tits and chin

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Now you’re outing your real name?!?!

Alan you minx

I have outed my name but it’s ‘Sex’ and not ‘Alan’

Don’t lie Alan

Oh... Alan is absolutely going to stick now

It’s going to stick alright, stick all over your tits and chin "

Promises promises Alan

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Are there any hot Alan's? I can't think of a single Alan I'd have sex with.

But Alan Cumming has a name just made for this thread

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Sunday Bloody Sunday.’ What a great song. It encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn’t it? You wake up in the morning, you’ve got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you’ve got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think ‘Sunday, bloody Sunday!’”

Errrrrr that's not what it's about

Alan Partridge quote...."

Oh good. I don't watch him

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

My first anal was with an Alan.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’ve never fucked an Alan!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are there any hot Alan's? I can't think of a single Alan I'd have sex with.

But Alan Cumming has a name just made for this thread

J"

Alan the Ladd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alan, Alan, Alan....

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Steve!!!!"

I thought you were Dave?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I’ve never fucked an Alan! "

I have a different four letter first name. More refined

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alan, Alan, Alan....

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Steve!!!!

I thought you were Dave?"

Steve is my weekend name.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’ve never fucked an Alan!

I have a different four letter first name. More refined "

Fife?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t pronounce my H’s. So no my mate wife Helen doesn’t like me.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alan, Alan, Alan....

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Steve!!!!

I thought you were Dave?

Steve is my weekend name. "

'Something for the weekend sir?'

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Smashing blouse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t pronounce my H’s. So no my mate wife Helen doesn’t like me.

The mr "

But if you were to say the letter 'H' on its own, would you say 'aitch' or 'haytch'?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's funny how we always talk about your past meets whenever I'm fucking you.

How is Alan btw the way? - did you pay him back for the hemorrhoid cream he bought you?

F

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"I don’t pronounce my H’s. So no my mate wife Helen doesn’t like me.

The mr

But if you were to say the letter 'H' on its own, would you say 'aitch' or 'haytch'?"

Haytch, in my wk head I do say Helen. Just comes out my mouth as Alan.

The mr

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I’ve never fucked an Alan!

I have a different four letter first name. More refined

Fife?"

Yeah, like inspector morse

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Alan, Alan, Alan....

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Steve!!!!

I thought you were Dave?"

You’re my wife now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alan, Alan, Alan....

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Steve!!!!

I thought you were Dave?

You’re my wife now "

Hello Dave

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