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"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted?  "
Quaker meeting whilst at school.
I was about 12, it was so quiet, then is wasnt!! Had held it for over an hour!
Everyone knew it was me. The massively red faced kid!! |
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I am fairly shameless so I had to think hard.
I think during a GCSE exam, which I didn't realise I had. I thought I had finished so I took hallucinogenics with my mates to celebrate.
Then I had to go into the exam high as a kite. I think I was the one that farted it's hard to say, but the vortex of feelings that ensued lasted a life time in my headspace. |
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A long time ago walking kids to school,other kids and parents about and it was every step for about ten steps,you just have to laugh,satisfying and embarrassing at the same time with kids howling with laughter. |
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over a year ago
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At a church, probably 10 years or so ago. At an ex-workmates funeral. Was the part when everyone was stood up, you could hear a pin drop. Buttocks clenched so tightly, yet it managed to sneak out. Sounding like someone was playing a piece of grass. So embarrassing. |
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I remember like it was yesterday at school a lad in our class who was a very broad brummie farted in class. It seemed to resonate from the laminate Woden chair he was sat on and the class dissolved into laughter (it was a boy’s grammar school) the teacher sent him to the headmaster, when asked why he was there he said “I farted “. The headmaster also burst into laughter.
Worst for me was in a lift. I couldn’t help it and it was awful. I still feel the embarrassment now. |
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Was working in an office in Madrid a while ago when a colleague let rip with one that rattled the windows. None of the other staff flinched in the slightest, until I announced "I'll name that tune in one"
A reference for our older readers. |
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over a year ago
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In a French lesson when I was at school - decades ago now.
It was a real squealer and if I wasn't already embarrased by it, the teacher made it worse by asking me questions, in French about when my birthday was and if I was getting a trombone.
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Was in Chislehurst caves we got to a bit where they turned all the torches and lights of to show just how dark it was! Was with daughter and her bf and I was well known for farting! Someone let out a loud one! But it truly was not me this time but they both blamed me in front of others!  x |
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over a year ago
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In a private box at the Royal Albert Hall. It was at a performance of Wagner and the conductor was just lifting his baton for the first act, so the hall was dead quiet. The acoustics in that place are embarrassingly good  |
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At work we have a tiny cupboard which houses the photocopier. I was in there doing a huge stack of copying so was merrily guffing away without thinking.
Got so blasé I released a proper stinker towards the end of my copython. Went to walk out and someone I really fancied was waiting to go in.
I hurried away, mortified by what she would think of me!!! |
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"Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted?
I don't find farting embarrassing. I fart wherever I like with impunity. 
MrWho."
I generally don’t and sometimes weaponise them down the isles in B&Q but she was really pretty so that time I will accept a small amount of embarrassment |
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Anyone familiar with PureGym will be aware that they have keypad pin operated "entry capsules."
I dropped a rotten one as I exited, then I looked back in the hope that no-one had entered immediately after me and made eye contact with a stunner! |
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Lmao reading these!
For me one in particular stands out, RE exam near the end, total silence and my tightly clenched buttocks seemed to draw it out for an inordinate length of time, with a high pitched whine as described in a post above as blowing over a blade of grass |
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over a year ago
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Funeral, the minutes silence.
To make matters worse, when we left the building and mingled outside. Loads came up and said 'was that you?' I couldn't deny it, mum was to quick to say 'yes it was him'  |
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In a queue long to pay in Argos.
I coughed, which caused me to crack a loud fart off. Two people in front of me moved further away and one left the queue. Bizarrely the person directly behind me stayed put... |
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"In a queue long to pay in Argos.
I coughed, which caused me to crack a loud fart off. Two people in front of me moved further away and one left the queue. Bizarrely the person directly behind me stayed put..."
This made me laugh! I chastised myself for being juvenile and then carried on laughing |
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In a busy beer garden sitting on one of those plastic patio chairs which amplified the sound.
It was my first day out drinking after the birth of my son and I think I forgot I was in public and not at home on the couch. My husband said I casually lifted one arse cheek, let rip and then carried on talking as though nothing had happened.
The woman sitting behind me nearly spat her teeth out. |
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I'm childish enough to find farts funny.
A few years back my mum had been to visit me, and as I ushered her into the lift to go home I let a rip-roaring fart go - shoved my arse right into the lift so she got the full impact.
All very funny until it stopped at the next floor and someone else got into the lift. My poor mum. |
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