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"can someone please explain a seagull and a Ken dot !!! im waiting to put the bins out and dont want to miss anything  "
think you can safely put them out, dont think its anything too exciting or appealing at all.. |
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From Dictionaria Urbana:
When A girl is spread out face down while 4 guys tag team the fuck out of her with one in the pussy and one getting head while the two guys on the sides both get handjobs as shes fully suspended. She'll flock around taking it all from all angles with her wings out like a seagull. |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??"
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...  |
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"From Dictionaria Urbana:
When A girl is spread out face down while 4 guys tag team the fuck out of her with one in the pussy and one getting head while the two guys on the sides both get handjobs as shes fully suspended. She'll flock around taking it all from all angles with her wings out like a seagull."
every girls dream lol |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless... "
eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die???? |
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"From Dictionaria Urbana:
When A girl is spread out face down while 4 guys tag team the fuck out of her with one in the pussy and one getting head while the two guys on the sides both get handjobs as shes fully suspended. She'll flock around taking it all from all angles with her wings out like a seagull."
Nice! Id rather wear a fez  |
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Web definitions; The practice of Seagulling is to ejaculate into ones hand and proceed to slap a stranger round the face, with said salty hand.en.wiktionary.org/wiki/seagulling |
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"From Dictionaria Urbana:
When A girl is spread out face down while 4 guys tag team the fuck out of her with one in the pussy and one getting head while the two guys on the sides both get handjobs as shes fully suspended. She'll flock around taking it all from all angles with her wings out like a seagull.
Nice! Id rather wear a fez "
Fez's are cool! |
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"Web definitions; The practice of Seagulling is to ejaculate into ones hand and proceed to slap a stranger round the face, with said salty hand.en.wiktionary.org/wiki/seagulling"
Hahaha! a bit like being tangoed? |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...
eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????"
If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992. |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...
eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????"
ooops! My bad  - he's not dead - just ancient! |
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"Web definitions; The practice of Seagulling is to ejaculate into ones hand and proceed to slap a stranger round the face, with said salty hand.en.wiktionary.org/wiki/seagulling
Hahaha! a bit like being tangoed? "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...
eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????
If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992."
He's still in Knotty Ash with the Diddy Men isn't he? |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...
eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????
If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992.
He's still in Knotty Ash with the Diddy Men isn't he?"
Hope so, ive been waving to him from my car as i drive past for years. Still waiting for a wave back.  |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...
eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????
ooops! My bad - he's not dead - just ancient! "
I thought he was dead too,put him on Fabios dead pool |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless... "
Kenn Dodd's dead!!?!??????
I knew his dad's dog was but, hey who knew... |
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Ken Dodd
The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd
Taken from the Urban Dictionary which I think the OP is trying to work his way through. |
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"Ken Dodd
The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd
Taken from the Urban Dictionary which I think the OP is trying to work his way through. "
Hahaha love it! |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...
Kenn Dodd's dead!!?!??????
I knew his dad's dog was but, hey who knew..."
Ken Dodd'd dads dogs dead...kin ell  |
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"Ken Dodd
The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd
Taken from the Urban Dictionary which I think the OP is trying to work his way through.
Hahaha love it! "
lol funny shit. |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...
Kenn Dodd's dead!!?!??????
I knew his dad's dog was but, hey who knew...
Ken Dodd'd dads dogs dead...kin ell "
Well it made me larf. In 1980! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool."
Help me sweet Jesus... I laughed at the image when I read that.....
I will be posting on kiss, fuck or sledgehammer my nut in threads next....
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool.
Help me sweet Jesus... I laughed at the image when I read that.....
I will be posting on kiss, fuck or sledgehammer my nut in threads next....
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View, it's commendable that you could admit that.  |
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"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool."
I think there's more chance of you doing the version with the woman, the 3 other guys and the sex swing than slapping a woman in the kisser with a hand full of spaff.
There's certainly more chance you'll keep your man-parts, anyway! |
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"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool.
Help me sweet Jesus... I laughed at the image when I read that.....
I will be posting on kiss, fuck or sledgehammer my nut in threads next....
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I laughed too but you just can't help but laugh at somethng like that |
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"When you whack off and c*m in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" looool.
Help me sweet Jesus... I laughed at the image when I read that.....
I will be posting on kiss, fuck or sledgehammer my nut in threads next....
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welcome to the world of the plebs View.. |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...
eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????
If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992.
He's still in Knotty Ash with the Diddy Men isn't he?
Hope so, ive been waving to him from my car as i drive past for years. Still waiting for a wave back. "
That's probably cos he's down The jam Butty Mines when your driving past....
For the record Ken Dodd is very much alive and is still regularly on stage performing his Happiness Show. |
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"lol u lot are so funny.
aint u heared of seagulling or guving a ken dot??
It's a Ken Dodd - as in the deceased performer with a huge quiff of hair
And the whole point of seagulling is the recipient is unwilling/ unaware - so 'any takers' renders it meaningless...
eeeeeek when did Ken Dodd die????
If you've ever seen his live act on stage, probably around 1992.
He's still in Knotty Ash with the Diddy Men isn't he?
Hope so, ive been waving to him from my car as i drive past for years. Still waiting for a wave back.
That's probably cos he's down The jam Butty Mines when your driving past....
For the record Ken Dodd is very much alive and is still regularly on stage performing his Happiness Show."
..... he really does live in Knotty Ash tho. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Bloody hell, that's similar to what happened to me t'other day - I was on the bus when a guy tapped me on the shoulder and said "I think you have semen on the back of your jacket"..."Nah, it's probably seagull crap" I said - he responded "No, it's definately semen, I don't ejaculate seagull crap"
Was that you SirJ??? |
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"Ken Dodd
The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd
Taken from the Urban Dictionary which I think the OP is trying to work his way through. "
I wake up like that everyday... Wonder who visits me in the night |
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It's frightening the amount of people who either don't know or don't own a Fez.
Shame on you all! AND DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
Funky Fact #68
I and my other self share the largest collection of Fez outside of North Africa.
True story |
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"From Dictionaria Urbana:
When A girl is spread out face down while 4 guys tag team the fuck out of her with one in the pussy and one getting head while the two guys on the sides both get handjobs as shes fully suspended. She'll flock around taking it all from all angles with her wings out like a seagull."
Hmmmm... nom nom nom!! Me likes the sound of that!!! |
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"But I have been off my meds for 4 years now and I am frantically searching the drawer for a stray pill...."
Look down the sides of the sofa. You'll find some there.
Incidentally, the sides of the sofa is also known as 'the last place you looked'. |
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