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"Ahem.
No… I don’t. Unless I can wear a balaclava with safety goggles…in which case, absolutely! 
You had me at balaclava, my saucy little MM. "
Even if it’s bright orange? I had these items in my possession for a while. True story. Not just for facials, to be clear |
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"Ahem.
No… I don’t. Unless I can wear a balaclava with safety goggles…in which case, absolutely!
Sounds like the perfect PPE porn! "
It’s important to be safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahem.
No… I don’t. Unless I can wear a balaclava with safety goggles…in which case, absolutely!
Sounds like the perfect PPE porn! "
and this is why there was a shortage during COVID ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahem.
No… I don’t. Unless I can wear a balaclava with safety goggles…in which case, absolutely!
You had me at balaclava, my saucy little MM.
Even if it’s bright orange? I had these items in my possession for a while. True story. Not just for facials, to be clear "
Woah....dont tell half a story, MM.
Share the wealth.
And i note you said "not JUST for facials". So dual purpose?? |
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I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman  |
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman "
Sometimes it's good to not be a gentleman Joe.
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman
Sometimes it's good to not be a gentleman Joe.
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Ahhh so you prefer the cleanup then?  |
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman "
Avoid the eyes and hair, and job's a good 'un  |
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman
Sometimes it's good to not be a gentleman Joe.
Ahhh so you prefer the cleanup then? "
This is what showers are for. |
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman
Avoid the eyes and hair, and job's a good 'un "
What Robin Hoods are you fucking that they can aim it like that?  |
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman
Sometimes it's good to not be a gentleman Joe.
Ahhh so you prefer the cleanup then?
This is what showers are for."
Which leads to shower sex. Very clever Coyote, very clever |
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman
Avoid the eyes and hair, and job's a good 'un
What Robin Hoods are you fucking that they can aim it like that? "
One's who can hit the bullseye from twenty paces 
Pro tip - aim for the lower face region. It'll also cascade artistically onto the boob area |
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"Ahem.
No… I don’t. Unless I can wear a balaclava with safety goggles…in which case, absolutely!
Sounds like the perfect PPE porn!
It’s important to be safe "
Next stage is full on Hazmat suit . You'll make a killing on OF with that |
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman
Avoid the eyes and hair, and job's a good 'un
What Robin Hoods are you fucking that they can aim it like that?
One's who can hit the bullseye from twenty paces
Pro tip - aim for the lower face region. It'll also cascade artistically onto the boob area "
Noted, but I'll probably forget that by the time it'll come in handy... Or should that be cum on facey? I'm sorry, that was awful  |
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"Ahem.
No… I don’t. Unless I can wear a balaclava with safety goggles…in which case, absolutely!
Sounds like the perfect PPE porn!
It’s important to be safe
Next stage is full on Hazmat suit . You'll make a killing on OF with that "
I should set one up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’d subscribe lol
"Ahem.
No… I don’t. Unless I can wear a balaclava with safety goggles…in which case, absolutely!
Sounds like the perfect PPE porn!
It’s important to be safe
Next stage is full on Hazmat suit . You'll make a killing on OF with that
I should set one up! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good for you
"Why not? Where is your favourite place now? I used to love a good facial. It was my favourite place for spunkI don't have sex anymoreBecause it's my choice"
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman
Avoid the eyes and hair, and job's a good 'un
What Robin Hoods are you fucking that they can aim it like that?
One's who can hit the bullseye from twenty paces
Pro tip - aim for the lower face region. It'll also cascade artistically onto the boob area
Noted, but I'll probably forget that by the time it'll come in handy... Or should that be cum on facey? I'm sorry, that was awful "
Nah, that was an epic joke, Joe. Love it  |
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"Ahem.
No… I don’t. Unless I can wear a balaclava with safety goggles…in which case, absolutely!
Sounds like the perfect PPE porn!
It’s important to be safe
Next stage is full on Hazmat suit . You'll make a killing on OF with that
I should set one up! "
Take my money!! I also have a wide variety of PPE to get you started. |
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"I've never given one but can imagine it's a ballache to clean and wipe off so wouldn't want them going through the inconvenience, especially if it gets in their hair too. So I'll cum in their mouth like a gentleman
Avoid the eyes and hair, and job's a good 'un
What Robin Hoods are you fucking that they can aim it like that?
One's who can hit the bullseye from twenty paces
Pro tip - aim for the lower face region. It'll also cascade artistically onto the boob area
Noted, but I'll probably forget that by the time it'll come in handy... Or should that be cum on facey? I'm sorry, that was awful
Nah, that was an epic joke, Joe. Love it "
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"Love it. Love it even more when let it dry on my face and go about my everyday business feeling that tightness on my skin "
I don’t even let it dry, I’m straight down Londis to get my Euromillions lucky dip regardless… |
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"Love it. Love it even more when let it dry on my face and go about my everyday business feeling that tightness on my skin "
it is good if you can leave it on to dry. However as I normally do multiple guys for facials it's not really like I can leave it as I'm normally covered x |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Love it. Love it even more when let it dry on my face and go about my everyday business feeling that tightness on my skin it is good if you can leave it on to dry. However as I normally do multiple guys for facials it's not really like I can leave it as I'm normally covered x"
That's very true. I'm particularly recalling a train journey with a happy ending as we were pulling in to London Bridge on my way to interview some candidates  |
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"Love it. Love it even more when let it dry on my face and go about my everyday business feeling that tightness on my skin it is good if you can leave it on to dry. However as I normally do multiple guys for facials it's not really like I can leave it as I'm normally covered x
That's very true. I'm particularly recalling a train journey with a happy ending as we were pulling in to London Bridge on my way to interview some candidates "
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