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Sister Lisa's Sunday Evening Confession
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Sister Lisa
Forgive me for I have sinned.
I have fornicated outside of wedlock. And I enjoyed it sister, I even took the lord's name in vain when I released my population paste.
Also I've engaged in debauched conversation with harlots.
Oh and I haven't been to church or confession for 36 years.
Oh and I have unclean thoughts the devil comes to me and torments my mind with them.
Punish me sister... I deserve it  |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa please forgive me.
I have forgotten to make the rhubarb crumble so we have no dessert after dinner tonight.
B"
This is truly shocking behaviour.
Such negligence is inexcusable.
Not forgiven, until you make some and give me a portion)  |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa
Forgive me for I have sinned.
I have fornicated outside of wedlock. And I enjoyed it sister, I even took the lord's name in vain when I released my population paste.
Also I've engaged in debauched conversation with harlots.
Oh and I haven't been to church or confession for 36 years.
Oh and I have unclean thoughts the devil comes to me and torments my mind with them.
Punish me sister... I deserve it "
A cold shower is the answer.
Not forgiven |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa
Forgive me for I have sinned.
I have fornicated outside of wedlock. And I enjoyed it sister, I even took the lord's name in vain when I released my population paste.
Also I've engaged in debauched conversation with harlots.
Oh and I haven't been to church or confession for 36 years.
Oh and I have unclean thoughts the devil comes to me and torments my mind with them.
Punish me sister... I deserve it "
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"Sister Lisa please forgive me.
I have forgotten to make the rhubarb crumble so we have no dessert after dinner tonight.
B
This is truly shocking behaviour.
Such negligence is inexcusable.
Not forgiven, until you make some and give me a portion) "
Would you also like some rhubarb crumble? |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa please forgive me.
I have forgotten to make the rhubarb crumble so we have no dessert after dinner tonight.
B
This is truly shocking behaviour.
Such negligence is inexcusable.
Not forgiven, until you make some and give me a portion)
Would you also like some rhubarb crumble? "
Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sister Lisa, please forgive me. I have unclean thoughts about a nun. I have even thought of ki*na**ing her, handcuffed her to my bed and keeping her over the weekend so she cannot go to mass.
What penance should I perform. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa, please forgive me. I have unclean thoughts about a nun. I have even thought of ki*na**ing her, handcuffed her to my bed and keeping her over the weekend so she cannot go to mass.
What penance should I perform."
Wash your mouth out, you sinful man |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa...
I must confess. I've been having lustful thoughts about a man.
And I'm not even sorry  "
You're a single women. No doubt you need a man to do some drilling and screwing for you. Your DIY is probably well below par.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Sister Lisa please forgive me.
I have forgotten to make the rhubarb crumble so we have no dessert after dinner tonight.
B
This is truly shocking behaviour.
Such negligence is inexcusable.
Not forgiven, until you make some and give me a portion)
Would you also like some rhubarb crumble? "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa...
I must confess. I've been having lustful thoughts about a man.
And I'm not even sorry
You're a single women. No doubt you need a man to do some drilling and screwing for you. Your DIY is probably well below par.
Forgiven "
I'm both chortling at this and trying not to announce that my blue skills are pretty good...
But it's so much better when a man does it to me
Oops. I meant for me |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dear Sister Liså † every time I am absolved of my sins I end up making love to •she• who absolves me.
Is that, in itself, a Sin?"
Well, since I'm the one doing the absolution, this could be tricky.
See me in my office later.
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"Dear Sister Liså † every time I am absolved of my sins I end up making love to •she• who absolves me.
Is that, in itself, a Sin?
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Well, since I'm the one doing the absolution, this could be tricky.
See me in my office later.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Forgive me Sister Lisa for I have sinned.
On Friday afternoon. Night. Early hours of the morning I gave into the great sin of Lust. I'm still a reborn virgin but teetering on the edge of damnation. Is there any salvation for my poor mortal soul?
I must also confess I'll probably repeat this shameful behaviour in the coming days.
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa,
Looking at your profile pic I want to put some cream on that cherry….
I don’t seek forgiveness just permission…"
How rude.. saying such things to a Sister of the Cloth.
Forgiven |
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"Sister Lisa,
Looking at your profile pic I want to put some cream on that cherry….
I don’t seek forgiveness just permission…
How rude.. saying such things to a Sister of the Cloth.
Forgiven "
I’m a simple soul… permission will do… |
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