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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
The dot in the i |
Curfew placed on the males of the uk, women now able to walk after dark safely
Women ravaged the streets last night taking slow calm walks listening to true crime podcasts and giggling hysterically, when one lady was stopped to ask why she was smiling so manically, she replied ‘I’ve never been able to walk at night alone with two earphones and feel safe before, I can’t help it!’ Then smiled as she skipped away
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“Government Reform!”
“It has been agreed the current system of politicking, election, government best serves the politicians, not the people of Britain.
True reform is promised and Felix Sighted will be taking suggestions for a better method of governing this United Kingdom. Clearly, not all will agree on the eventual winner but we will consult with everyone and attempt to rework suggestions not selected, so they can positively affect our nation.”
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
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its official World peace has begun.
Boris Johnson admits to being a LIAR and tells the police to arrest him.
That fit but nasty Countess who ripped off the NHS with shitty unusable PPI equipment gives all the money back to the NHS and becomes a swinger.
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A Man known as Mr Pink has just Won the largest lottery win ever known to man, and suddenly becomes everyones best friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gran Theft Auto!
Elderly woman and her accomplice make low speed getaway after stealing mobility scooter while disabled owner is in church.
That was a real headline.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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PM and cabinet commit ritual suicide. Their estates are claimed by HMRC, and their posh kids sent to the local Comprehensive, whilst their former private schools have their charitable status stripped and become state schools. |
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