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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If so can I have some super strength pain relief preferably soluble as I'm having trouble swallowing. I Have the mother of all motherfucking ear infection's

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Perish the thought of you having trouble swallowing.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"If so can I have some super strength pain relief preferably soluble as I'm having trouble swallowing. I Have the mother of all motherfucking ear infection's "

If you were closer I'd get some for you.

Jx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Perish the thought of you having trouble swallowing. "

What he said because I'm immature too

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Aww no that's rubbish! Are you sure you don't have any hiding in drawer or bag anywhere?? I'm terrible for have them everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh noooooo. Have some of my bucket of wine? Might make you forget you have ears…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh noooooo. Have some of my bucket of wine? Might make you forget you have ears…"

I have toothache.

A fanny pic might distract me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Perish the thought of you having trouble swallowing. "

I can't hear properly, come again? Maybe in my ear? Might help lol

Too gross?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh noooooo. Have some of my bucket of wine? Might make you forget you have ears…

I have toothache.

A fanny pic might distract me!"

Cradock?

(I just googled ‘Famous Fannies’ to come up with that piece of hilarity for you. It did not yield the results I expected )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If so can I have some super strength pain relief preferably soluble as I'm having trouble swallowing. I Have the mother of all motherfucking ear infection's

If you were closer I'd get some for you.

Jx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Perish the thought of you having trouble swallowing.

What he said because I'm immature too "

Are you calling Nero immature?

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

I've been told I have a bell in every tooth, if I stand on the front door a shout it may clear your ear for you.

Get ready ..........

Any good?

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By *ocketrocket80Man  over a year ago

Walsall

Sending soluble paracetamol, a hot chocolate and a gentle back rub to try and distract you from the pain.

Hope you feel better soon

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Perish the thought of you having trouble swallowing.

I can't hear properly, come again? Maybe in my ear? Might help lol

Too gross? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aww no that's rubbish! Are you sure you don't have any hiding in drawer or bag anywhere?? I'm terrible for have them everywhere "

I've looked and no, I've got a draw, you know, the crap draw lol but alas it's empty. I did sort it out though and got half a recycle bag of rubbish!

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Oh noooooo. Have some of my bucket of wine? Might make you forget you have ears…

I have toothache.

A fanny pic might distract me!

Cradock?

(I just googled ‘Famous Fannies’ to come up with that piece of hilarity for you. It did not yield the results I expected )"

It's almost as if people choose not to use it as a name for their daughters. Shame though, and there are lots of famous Dicks...

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

I'd lend you my naproxen, but its frowned on!

Try a warm not too hot, hot water bottle for some relief- ear infection pain is awful xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh noooooo. Have some of my bucket of wine? Might make you forget you have ears…

I have toothache.

A fanny pic might distract me!

Cradock?

(I just googled ‘Famous Fannies’ to come up with that piece of hilarity for you. It did not yield the results I expected )"

That helps a lot thankyou.

.

.

Anyone recommend a good cure for disappointment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh noooooo. Have some of my bucket of wine? Might make you forget you have ears…"

I'm a hot choc or hot blackcurrant gal so keep it and enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been told I have a bell in every tooth, if I stand on the front door a shout it may clear your ear for you.

Get ready ..........

Any good?

"

Nope Try again lol

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Oh and if anyone Is going to the shop, can you get me a couple of ring donuts to put round your cock and feed me/fuck me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sending soluble paracetamol, a hot chocolate and a gentle back rub to try and distract you from the pain.

I'll take the hot choc but gotta have marshmallow's

Hope you feel better soon"

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Perish the thought of you having trouble swallowing.

What he said because I'm immature too

·

Are you calling Nero immature? "

°

I've been called worse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh noooooo. Have some of my bucket of wine? Might make you forget you have ears…

I have toothache.

A fanny pic might distract me!"

Is that what I should do? Ask for penis photos??

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales


"I've been told I have a bell in every tooth, if I stand on the front door a shout it may clear your ear for you.

Get ready ..........

Any good?

Nope Try again lol"

Jokes aside I reckon your in my street somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been told I have a bell in every tooth, if I stand on the front door a shout it may clear your ear for you.

Get ready ..........

Any good?

Nope Try again lol

Jokes aside I reckon your in my street somewhere "

I'm on the corner

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales


"I've been told I have a bell in every tooth, if I stand on the front door a shout it may clear your ear for you.

Get ready ..........

Any good?

Nope Try again lol

Jokes aside I reckon your in my street somewhere

I'm on the corner "

Well that's where the shop is

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A warm compress, or try chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been told I have a bell in every tooth, if I stand on the front door a shout it may clear your ear for you.

Get ready ..........

Any good?

Nope Try again lol

Jokes aside I reckon your in my street somewhere

I'm on the corner

Well that's where the shop is "

The junction of bumfuck and assplay, near the dvp? I mean kfc

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales


"I've been told I have a bell in every tooth, if I stand on the front door a shout it may clear your ear for you.

Get ready ..........

Any good?

Nope Try again lol

Jokes aside I reckon your in my street somewhere

I'm on the corner

Well that's where the shop is

The junction of bumfuck and assplay, near the dvp? I mean kfc

"

By farmfoods?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A warm compress, or try chewing gum"

I've got a hot water bottle in its wooly jumper, but just want to SCRATCH! Lol

Thanks bill x

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By *asyloversCouple  over a year ago

leicester


"Oh and if anyone Is going to the shop, can you get me a couple of ring donuts to put round your cock and feed me/fuck me! "

That’s a tasty cock ring.

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By *asyloversCouple  over a year ago

leicester

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By *asyloversCouple  over a year ago

leicester


"I've been told I have a bell in every tooth, if I stand on the front door a shout it may clear your ear for you.

Get ready ..........

Any good?

Nope Try again lol

Jokes aside I reckon your in my street somewhere

I'm on the corner

Well that's where the shop is

The junction of bumfuck and assplay, near the dvp? I mean kfc

"

Welcome to bumfuck, home of the bumfuck, can I take your order please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I got pain relief, slow releasing ib-fen and ahhh my ear has stopped stabbing itself

And got a bumfuck too from the drive through

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