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By *JJ_6969 OP Man over a year ago

Aspull

A group of friends spend a few years trying to return some lost jewellery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Karate kid - blonde teenage dude is a fucking karate badass but he gets his ass kicked by an old man and his face kicked and his girlfriend taken by a whining upstart from New Jersey who barely even knows Karate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dog dies

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A group of friends spend a few years trying to return some lost jewellery "

Lord of the rings

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"The dog dies "

Marley & Me

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By *isser36Man over a year ago

fylde Coast

Boat sinks , Woman let's fella die she was fucking behind her husbands back when there was clearly enough room on that raft for two people.

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By *kiguy1234Man over a year ago

Newport

My mum fancies me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Group of disaffected employees gets hunted down in a neon lit city for daring to try extending their contracts. Lots of rain.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Boat sinks , Woman let's fella die she was fucking behind her husbands back when there was clearly enough room on that raft for two people. "

Titanic.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Some protagonist endures some life changing event, then overcomes various trials and tribulations until they achieve some goal or other.

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By *isser36Man over a year ago

fylde Coast

"Group of disaffected employees gets hunted down in a neon lit city for daring to try extending their contracts. Lots of rain."

Blade runner?

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

Banjo playing ex army guy rocks up on a Greek island and meets his ex.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Thick bloke gets lucky and rich

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Group of disaffected employees gets hunted down in a neon lit city for daring to try extending their contracts. Lots of rain.

Blade runner? "

Nice.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

A lad goes back in time in a car and makes out with his mother.

not classed as a video nasty, where was Mary Whitehouse when you need her ?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Some protagonist endures some life changing event, then overcomes various trials and tribulations until they achieve some goal or other."

Every introductory Marvel Movie.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A lad goes back in time in a car and makes out with his mother.

not classed as a video nasty, where was Mary Whitehouse when you need her ? "

Back to the Future.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Banjo playing ex army guy rocks up on a Greek island and meets his ex."

Captain Corelli's Mandolin.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Thick bloke gets lucky and rich"

Forest Gump

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By *isser36Man over a year ago

fylde Coast

White mask stabby stabby...endlessly it seems

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By *JJ_6969 OP Man over a year ago

Aspull

"A group of friends spend a few years trying to return some lost jewellery

Lord of the rings"

Bingo

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Man kid-naps rich woman and using Stockholm syndrome gets her to fall for him and life with his kids

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Grumpy Emo chick spends several years trying to decide whether to shag a corpse or a dog

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By *rMs.NeekCouple over a year ago

Worcestershire

Plane, bike, sex

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Grumpy Emo chick spends several years trying to decide whether to shag a corpse or a dog"

Twilight

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

Cruise goes badly wrong, but band plays on as people swim around in lifejackets.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Loving family hire homicidal nanny who gets what she deserves

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

She gets taken ( can’t say the real word as it’s banned ) and rescued …

Wankanda forever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boat sinks , Woman let's fella die she was fucking behind her husbands back when there was clearly enough room on that raft for two people. "

She wasn't married to him at the time ... engaged to be married but not married . .and you're right there was enough room for two ..but she kept it all for herself.

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"Loving family hire homicidal nanny who gets what she deserves "

I like that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loving family hire homicidal nanny who gets what she deserves "

The hand that Rocks the Cradle ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some blokes fall off a boat.

One gets fucked in the arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy returns to live in peace but his wife , who he wed in secret ,is killed and he gets revenge .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A guy returns to live in peace but his wife , who he wed in secret ,is killed and he gets revenge ."

Braveheart?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

A bloke in a mask with light up atstick tell a young man with another light up stick. He his father

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A bloke in a mask with light up atstick tell a young man with another light up stick. He his father "

The Empire Strikes Back

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Loving family hire homicidal nanny who gets what she deserves

The hand that Rocks the Cradle ??"

Nope, sorry

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

A bunch of guys want to go to their home to collect treasure they believe is theirs. Another bunch of guys hear of this and turn up to collect the bit they think is theirs. Then a third bunch of guys turn up for a fight because they don’t like the other guys.

Meanwhile they disturb a giant lizard who gets arsey and devastates the neighbourhood. So the neighbours bowl up and demand a share of the treasure they think is theirs.

There’s beards and a wizard who doesn’t do much magic.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"White mask stabby stabby...endlessly it seems

Scream?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I always enjoy using this one:

A teenager, radicalised by religion, travels to a foreign land, commits genocide, and gets a medal.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always enjoy using this one:

A teenager, radicalised by religion, travels to a foreign land, commits genocide, and gets a medal.

LvM"

Kingdom of Heaven?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I always enjoy using this one:

A teenager, radicalised by religion, travels to a foreign land, commits genocide, and gets a medal.

LvM"

Star wars?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"I always enjoy using this one:

A teenager, radicalised by religion, travels to a foreign land, commits genocide, and gets a medal.

LvM

Star wars?

Correct

LvM

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Some blokes fall off a boat.

One gets fucked in the arse."

Deliverance?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A man takes advantage of his friends PTSD to get a place on a work training course. Suffers PTSD himself after a horrific workplace accident and becomes a teacher.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some blokes fall off a boat.

One gets fucked in the arse.

Deliverance? "

Yep

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By *lavkMagicMan over a year ago

Nw London

Lol I'm going with John Wick since I'm watching it now

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Man kid-naps rich woman and using Stockholm syndrome gets her to fall for him and life with his kids "

Overboard?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Bald cowboy get 6 others to save a Mexican village 4 of them get killed and they get paid fuck all for it .

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

young boy and old pedo go in search of this bird who ends up being young boys twin sister.

then the pedo gets killed by twins real dad.

then they jump in a load of spaceships and young boy blows up a concrete circle in the sky.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost .

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Incompetency reigns in this look at several lives. A Christmas single is recorded five weeks before Christmas. The central premise is that the less a woman talks the more desirable she is. Not fat woman is repeatedly described as fat. I hate this fucking movie but the rest of the world thinks it's brilliant

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By *lavkMagicMan over a year ago

Nw London

Some old guy has sex with his daughter while the enemy watches

10points if you get this

These are fun lol

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By *ilkstressWoman over a year ago

Drasnia

"Bald cowboy get 6 others to save a Mexican village 4 of them get killed and they get paid fuck all for it ."

The Magnificent Seven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"young boy and old pedo go in search of this bird who ends up being young boys twin sister.

then the pedo gets killed by twins real dad.

then they jump in a load of spaceships and young boy blows up a concrete circle in the sky."

Star Wars?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost ."

Dirty Dancing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost ."

Sixth sense

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

"Bald cowboy get 6 others to save a Mexican village 4 of them get killed and they get paid fuck all for it .

The Magnificent Seven"

Hey. I like that one ..

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost .

Sixth sense "

Durr, of course!

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By *ilkstressWoman over a year ago

Drasnia

"Incompetency reigns in this look at several lives. A Christmas single is recorded five weeks before Christmas. The central premise is that the less a woman talks the more desirable she is. Not fat woman is repeatedly described as fat. I hate this fucking movie but the rest of the world thinks it's brilliant

Love Actually?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Love Actually?"

Yup. Sorry to be a cynical cowbag but it winds me up so much.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost .

Sixth sense

Durr, of course! "

On a similar theame

This clarvoant bint accident see a ghost who gurl friends into pottery

And his mate who want to fuck her

Actually Knocked him off

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Bald cowboy get 6 others to save a Mexican village 4 of them get killed and they get paid fuck all for it ."
magnificent seven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Girl moves town, immediately murders a woman and steals her shoes then teams up with three dysfunctional strangers to merrily go and murder the sister of the first victim.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Girl moves town, immediately murders a woman and steals her shoes then teams up with three dysfunctional strangers to merrily go and murder the sister of the first victim.

Don’t want to spoil it but this is *chef's kiss*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Young girl develops Stockholm syndrome while locked in a castle and starts talking to furniture.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Young girl develops Stockholm syndrome while locked in a castle and starts talking to furniture. "

Beauth and the beast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A guy returns to live in peace but his wife , who he wed in secret ,is killed and he gets revenge .

Braveheart?"

Correct

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost .

Sixth sense

Durr, of course!

On a similar theame

This clarvoant bint accident see a ghost who gurl friends into pottery

And his mate who want to fuck her

Actually Knocked him off "

Oh I think I know this one, is it the one with Woopy Wotsit and Give Me Moore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A woman gets a CD when she thought she was gonna get a neckless...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost .

Sixth sense

Durr, of course!

On a similar theame

This clarvoant bint accident see a ghost who gurl friends into pottery

And his mate who want to fuck her

Actually Knocked him off

Oh I think I know this one, is it the one with Woopy Wotsit and Give Me Moore. "

Indecent Proposal?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost .

Sixth sense

Durr, of course!

On a similar theame

This clarvoant bint accident see a ghost who gurl friends into pottery

And his mate who want to fuck her

Actually Knocked him off

Oh I think I know this one, is it the one with Woopy Wotsit and Give Me Moore. "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A woman gets a CD when she thought she was gonna get a neckless...

Alan Rickman joins Fab...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Young girl develops Stockholm syndrome while locked in a castle and starts talking to furniture.

Beauth and the beast "

Yup

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost .

Sixth sense

Durr, of course!

On a similar theame

This clarvoant bint accident see a ghost who gurl friends into pottery

And his mate who want to fuck her

Actually Knocked him off

Oh I think I know this one, is it the one with Woopy Wotsit and Give Me Moore.

Indecent Proposal? "

I’d want a social first but it’s a very kind offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

German doctor creates an adorable pet...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They go on a cruise but it all gets turned upside down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"German doctor creates an adorable pet...

Frankenstein?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"They go on a cruise but it all gets turned upside down"

Sink The Bismark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They go on a cruise but it all gets turned upside down

Sink The Bismark

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"German doctor creates an adorable pet...

Frankenstein?"

Actually I was going for Human Centipede but yeah Frankenstein works too lol

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"They go on a cruise but it all gets turned upside down

Sink The Bismark

Nope"

Lol posiden adventure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"German doctor creates an adorable pet...

Frankenstein?

Actually I was going for Human Centipede but yeah Frankenstein works too lol"

Yayy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They go on a cruise but it all gets turned upside down

Sink The Bismark

Nope

Lol posiden adventure"

Winner

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Can't help it I've got another

This kid say he see dead people we go all through the fucking movie

He never mentions once Bruce is a ghost .

Sixth sense

Durr, of course!

On a similar theame

This clarvoant bint accident see a ghost who gurl friends into pottery

And his mate who want to fuck her

Actually Knocked him off

Oh I think I know this one, is it the one with Woopy Wotsit and Give Me Moore.

Indecent Proposal?

I’d want a social first but it’s a very kind offer

that will teach me to be facetious!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

This baddy robber nutter and this policeman swop faces its total load of bollocks .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This baddy robber nutter and this policeman swop faces its total load of bollocks ."

Nick Cage, John Travolta ....

Name escaped me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This baddy robber nutter and this policeman swop faces its total load of bollocks .

Nick Cage, John Travolta ....

Name escaped me"

Face Off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IT geek dives a little too deep into things , falls in love, learns to fly

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This baddy robber nutter and this policeman swop faces its total load of bollocks ."

Master R, you are meant to describe them badly. You are too good at dropping the clues...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"IT geek dives a little too deep into things , falls in love, learns to fly "

The Matrix?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"This baddy robber nutter and this policeman swop faces its total load of bollocks .

Master R, you are meant to describe them badly. You are too good at dropping the clues...

This maybe true but I can only put what comes into my head at the time as it amuse me also when I thought of them . my carpentry teacher at school smashed my book shelf up because. It didn't match his description .I thought as I'm paying for it I make as I like .

I wasnt born to follow .

I read what the thread was but I thought a bit humor wouldn't hurt .

Jx"

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Moody teenage girl wishes baby brother gets taken away, panics when man with huge package and a mullet actually does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ajax and Achilles meet up at Exeter and give some Germans a sinking feeling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"IT geek dives a little too deep into things , falls in love, learns to fly

The Matrix?

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys try to build a railroad in Africa, get chased by a / terrorised by a lion for the remainder of the film

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

(I'm stealing these from Reddit obvs)

A teenager wakes up and realizes that his body is changing and he's now capable of shooting a sticky white fluid out of his body...

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

How long do I have to give before I tell the answer to mine?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Moody teenage girl wishes baby brother gets taken away, panics when man with huge package and a mullet actually does"

A man with power

What power?

The power of voodoo

Who do?

Labarynth (sp ?)

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

"(I'm stealing these from Reddit obvs)

A teenager wakes up and realizes that his body is changing and he's now capable of shooting a sticky white fluid out of his body... "

If it’s not porn it must be Spider Man

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Sloppy seatbelt installation foreshadows transgender dinosaurs.

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

"Guys try to build a railroad in Africa, get chased by a / terrorised by a lion for the remainder of the film "

The Lion King. The bit about the railroad was edited out

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

Alien dude wants to go home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long do I have to give before I tell the answer to mine? "

The Hobbit?

Desolation of Smaug

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

"young boy and old pedo go in search of this bird who ends up being young boys twin sister.

then the pedo gets killed by twins real dad.

then they jump in a load of spaceships and young boy blows up a concrete circle in the sky.

Star Wars?"

Gold star for Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alien dude wants to go home."

ET?

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

War hero takes over the family business

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

"How long do I have to give before I tell the answer to mine?

The Hobbit?

Desolation of Smaug"

Near enough??

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Man kid-naps rich woman and using Stockholm syndrome gets her to fall for him and life with his kids

Overboard?

Correct

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

"Alien dude wants to go home.

ET?"

Incorrect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sloppy seatbelt installation foreshadows transgender dinosaurs. "

Jurassic Park!

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

"How long do I have to give before I tell the answer to mine?

The Hobbit?

Desolation of Smaug

Near enough??"

No question marks. Don’t know where they came from.

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By *_monkeyMan over a year ago

Houston

"A bunch of guys want to go to their home to collect treasure they believe is theirs. Another bunch of guys hear of this and turn up to collect the bit they think is theirs. Then a third bunch of guys turn up for a fight because they don’t like the other guys.

Meanwhile they disturb a giant lizard who gets arsey and devastates the neighbourhood. So the neighbours bowl up and demand a share of the treasure they think is theirs.

There’s beards and a wizard who doesn’t do much magic. "

What on earth is this?

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Willy wonka ?

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

"Alien dude wants to go home.

ET?

Incorrect.

The one where the alien was called Ken

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This baddy robber nutter and this policeman swop faces its total load of bollocks .

Master R, you are meant to describe them badly. You are too good at dropping the clues...

I wasnt born to follow .

I read what the thread was but I thought a bit humor wouldn't hurt .

Absolutely, you do you.

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

"Alien dude wants to go home.

ET?

Incorrect.

The one where the alien was called Ken"

Close,,, Paul.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys try to build a railroad in Africa, get chased by a / terrorised by a lion for the remainder of the film

The Lion King. The bit about the railroad was edited out "

Haha not quite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"War hero takes over the family business"

Godfather, and I'd argue that this is an excellent summary

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

Meanwhile they disturb a giant lizard who gets arsey and devastates the neighbourhood. So the neighbours bowl up and demand a share of the treasure they think is theirs.

There’s beards and a wizard who doesn’t do much magic.

What on earth is this?

You’re supposed to work it out, that’s the point.

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Young girl goes out with husband's employee, and wins a dance competition before almost killing herself.

Also a boxer inherits a watch hidden in his father's anus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ajax and Achilles meet up at Exeter and give some Germans a sinking feeling."

Anyone?

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

"War hero takes over the family business

Godfather, and I'd argue that this is an excellent summary

Ah boo you / very well done, I obviously wasn’t as cryptic as I hoped!

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Ajax and Achilles meet up at Exeter and give some Germans a sinking feeling.

Anyone?"

The Battle of the River Plate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ajax and Achilles meet up at Exeter and give some Germans a sinking feeling.

Anyone?

The Battle of the River Plate"

Boom

Well done

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Ajax and Achilles meet up at Exeter and give some Germans a sinking feeling.

Anyone?"

I have got it using Google. Excellent clues but not a film I've seen

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

This alien kid fall to earth this old cpl find him adopt him he grows up finds he got powers but a bit like Jennie TV like to dress up and has his underpants outside his trs and thing about getting changed in telephone boxes when older he also got thing for news becomes reporter .he's also but of pervert because I he like looking up women's skirts .he discovers this kink side one day when he see a lady reporter hanging off the a helicopter that just happens to be topeling off the edge of building .

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Ajax and Achilles meet up at Exeter and give some Germans a sinking feeling.

Anyone?

I have got it using Google. Excellent clues but not a film I've seen

Jx"

I had to google the name of the film but I knew it was the one about The Graff Spee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bunch of blokes in red with white hats fall out with a bunch of blokes with no shoe on.

There's faaasands of em!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mistreated girl has a makeover and it solves all her problems.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mistreated girl has a makeover and it solves all her problems."

Pretty woman

My fair lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This alien kid fall to earth this old cpl find him adopt him he grows up finds he got powers but a bit like Jennie TV like to dress up and has his underpants outside his trs and thing about getting changed in telephone boxes when older he also got thing for news becomes reporter .he's also but of pervert because I he like looking up women's skirts .he discovers this kink side one day when he see a lady reporter hanging off the a helicopter that just happens to be topeling off the edge of building ."

Su perv man

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

"Mistreated girl has a makeover and it solves all her problems."

Pretty Woman?

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Soldier of senior rank kills his boss’s son

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Mistreated girl has a makeover and it solves all her problems."

Cinderella.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Young girl goes out with husband's employee, and wins a dance competition before almost killing herself.

Also a boxer inherits a watch hidden in his father's anus"

Pulp Fiction

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Bunch of blokes in a boat that is too small get harrassed by an overgrown fish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bunch of blokes in a boat that is too small get harrassed by an overgrown fish."

Jaws!

Gonna need a bigger boat!

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Bunch of blokes in a boat that is too small get harrassed by an overgrown fish.

Jaws!

Gonna need a bigger boat!"

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Little spaceman (probably from Uranus) gets on his bike after failing to find a telephone.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

OK this baby found floating down a river grow up got thing for causeing problem for the ruleling class sets a number if curse on then .he the takes the workforce on a march in the desert then parts the sea comes across a burning Bush and cpl of bit of rock with words written on em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK this baby found floating down a river grow up got thing for causeing problem for the ruleling class sets a number if curse on then .he the takes the workforce on a march in the desert then parts the sea comes across a burning Bush and cpl of bit of rock with words written on em "

Moses

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Moses"

Nope longer title

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A plane bearly makes it home

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"A plane bearly makes it home "

Flight of Phoenix

Or scully

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Moses

Nope longer title"

The Ten Commandments

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Moses

Nope longer title

The Ten Commandments "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mistreated girl has a makeover and it solves all her problems.

Cinderella.

Correct

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Two blokes in charge of a nuclear submarine get some dodgy communications.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

This plane crashes and the inflight menu then takes a dramatic turn.

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

"Two blokes in charge of a nuclear submarine get some dodgy communications. "

Hunt for Red October?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Two blokes in charge of a nuclear submarine get some dodgy communications. "

Crimson tide

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By *mo512Man over a year ago

LONDON

An studious girl has to change her ways to got the top jock in high school.

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By *im RoyleCouple over a year ago

chester

"An studious girl has to change her ways to got the top jock in high school."

Grease

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Two blokes in charge of a nuclear submarine get some dodgy communications.

Crimson tide"

Yes. I love that film.

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By *im RoyleCouple over a year ago

chester

"This plane crashes and the inflight menu then takes a dramatic turn. "

Airport 77

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By *mo512Man over a year ago

LONDON

"An studious girl has to change her ways to got the top jock in high school.

Grease"

Correct.

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By *olmaMan over a year ago

Kettering

[Removed by poster at 16/04/23 00:12:39]

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"This plane crashes and the inflight menu then takes a dramatic turn.

Airport 77"

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By *olmaMan over a year ago

Kettering

"Guys try to build a railroad in Africa, get chased by a / terrorised by a lion for the remainder of the film

The Lion King. The bit about the railroad was edited out

Haha not quite "

The Ghost and The Darkness

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By *mo512Man over a year ago

LONDON

Time traveller follows robot just to fuck his best mate's mum

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Employees capture a manager, then run the office better.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This plane crashes and the inflight menu then takes a dramatic turn. "

Alive?

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By *im RoyleCouple over a year ago

chester

A poor boy must help his family out of swinging by pure chance.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"Time traveller follows robot just to fuck his best mate's mum"

The Terminator

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

There's a bus

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Man finds woman who's lost her memory, so he tricks her into believing that she's his wife so she can cook and look after the kids.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"There's a bus "

Speed

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

"There's a bus "

Speed or Harry Potter

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"This plane crashes and the inflight menu then takes a dramatic turn.

Alive?

Winner!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Down at heel detective searches for a missing person only to find he’s sold his soul to the devil.

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By *mo512Man over a year ago

LONDON

"Time traveller follows robot just to fuck his best mate's mum

The Terminator"

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Man finds woman who's lost her memory, so he tricks her into believing that she's his wife so she can cook and look after the kids. "

We had it earlier great movie

Overboard

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Vain lawyer loves winning, finds out he’ll give up everything to keep winning

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Man finds woman who's lost her memory, so he tricks her into believing that she's his wife so she can cook and look after the kids.

We had it earlier great movie

Overboard "

Ahh missed it up there. Plot always makes me laugh. Never get away with that today.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Man finds woman who's lost her memory, so he tricks her into believing that she's his wife so she can cook and look after the kids.

We had it earlier great movie

Overboard

They recently remade it with them revercing roles

Ahh missed it up there. Plot always makes me laugh. Never get away with that today. "

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By *odevilWoman over a year ago

exeter

"He's some kind of secret agent and she's got something wrong with her...and he has to go and look after her...or something or other" was a friends synopsis of a film.

Having actually watched the film, I still couldn't describe it any better than that.

Also, I can't remember the name of the film which rather spoils this game.

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By *im RoyleCouple over a year ago

chester

Child abusers get away with child abuse. Child moves out but leads to other kids deaths!

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